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(WRIC)   Guy spends 90 minutes stuck head first in vat of packing peanuts   ( divider line
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3851 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2002 at 3:40 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-14 03:43:12 PM  
was it homer?
2002-02-14 03:44:18 PM  
What you say?
2002-02-14 03:45:30 PM  
A bust mask?
2002-02-14 03:45:31 PM  
Where the fark did it say anything about packing, maybe they were the eating kind. Or maybe he was a faggot and thought he was diving into a container full of penis.
2002-02-14 03:45:37 PM  
what's a bust mask?

I too, own that fine Radiohead album.
2002-02-14 03:46:05 PM  
I never did trust those Peanuts. Snoopy in particular.
2002-02-14 03:57:56 PM  
"You've got your worker in my peanuts !"

"You've got your peanuts in my worker !"

Two great taste that taste funny together (?)

Thus the Reeses worker....cup... was .... inven...

aw screw it, nevermind.
2002-02-14 04:15:39 PM  

"You've got your peanuts in my worker!" I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but thanks. . .

---I amuses easy.
2002-02-14 04:23:02 PM  
Not packing peanuts.... this happened at the Golden Peanut warehouse not too far from me. The guy was 52 or something - what a dumbass.
2002-02-14 04:43:09 PM  
What the hell is a 'bust mask' and why did he have to cup his hand over it?
2002-02-14 05:08:43 PM  
He works for peanuts.
2002-02-14 05:10:55 PM  
I've got hilarity ensues!
That tag should have been farking liberal morons!
Say what?
I think I should be banned.
2002-02-14 05:48:53 PM  
link to much better story

It would seem that a bust mask is the same as a dust mask but some reporters type better than others.
2002-02-14 05:50:16 PM​es%2Dtop news

cut and past.
2002-02-14 05:51:26 PM  
And take that space between top and news out.
2002-02-14 05:52:04 PM  

OK - for all of you wondering what a bust mask is, your Farking friend ComradeX did extensive research and found the following:

1)A Korean company selling "bust masks". They look like dust masks to me, but I am certainly not an expert in environmental safety equipment.

2)A few folks selling bust masks as part of a spa package. Relax and invigorate your boobies...

Now, seeing those two choices, I think we can all agree that the man who fell into the peanuts, with lightning-quick reflexes, ripped the seaweed mask off of his man-boobies and placed it over his head, thus providing him oxygen for an hour and a half.

2002-02-14 06:48:50 PM  
This thread has really cleared up a lot of things for me. Thnx.
2002-02-15 08:19:22 AM  
Yay for my hometown!!!!
2002-02-15 07:29:53 PM  
"Goodman pulled a bust mask over his face and cupped his hands over it as he was going down, and that's what likely saved his life"

Yes, because everyone knows that performing cunnilingus on skanky whores who don't wash is hazardous to your health.
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