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(pittsburghfirst)   US scientists clone domestic cat, like we don't have enough cats already   (pittsburghfirst.com ) divider line
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2002-02-14 11:54:29 AM  
Will somebody please think of the children!
 
2002-02-14 11:55:20 AM  
Hm, twice the Cliche Kitty? I think my monitor would explode then, what with all the excess cuteness...
 
2002-02-14 11:55:22 AM  
Maybe this one will finish off Moby.
 
2002-02-14 11:55:28 AM  
Cliche kitty, anyone?
 
2002-02-14 11:57:47 AM  
Time for some mad scientist to make an invincible army of Cliche Kitties.
 
2002-02-14 11:57:59 AM  
Get ready for the predictable "Cats are better than dogs/Dogs are better than cats" debate...
 
2002-02-14 11:58:31 AM  
And here I thought that Aggies just molested farm animals. I would have never imagined that they would have shifted over to pets too. To each his own I guess.
 
2002-02-14 11:59:04 AM  
Cliche Kitty : Replicant #1.
 
2002-02-14 11:59:09 AM  
Hey, more pussy is never a bad thing.
 
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2002-02-14 11:59:48 AM  
Managed to clone the most worthless animal on the planet. Good for them.
 
43%
2002-02-14 11:59:57 AM  
can they make a pussy that doesn't smell like fish when it gets in your face?
 
2002-02-14 12:00:16 PM  
So if these two cats began licking each other would that be:

1) Lesbianism
2) Masturbation
3) Incest
4) Beastiality

.
 
2002-02-14 12:01:10 PM  
I love my kitty and want a clone when he dies.
 
2002-02-14 12:01:11 PM  
Well, it's not like we don't have enough humans...
 
43%
2002-02-14 12:01:41 PM  
oh god. Skeptopotamus. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
2002-02-14 12:01:50 PM  
Counting down to obligatory "Tubcat" post...
10...
9...
8...
 
2002-02-14 12:03:39 PM  
Marketing slogan: More Feline Than Feline.
 
2002-02-14 12:03:55 PM  
Why God, why a cat?
 
2002-02-14 12:05:56 PM  
Trot:
Nice Space Ghost reference
 
2002-02-14 12:07:41 PM  
synchronized ccaatt cloning.
 
2002-02-14 12:07:44 PM  
Ok, enough with the frickin cats, sheep and cows.

CLONE ME A REBECCA ROMIJN, NOW!
 
2002-02-14 12:08:34 PM  
Just a step closer...
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2002-02-14 12:09:02 PM  
Skeptopotamus - that is beautiful, man. So right on, too.
 
2002-02-14 12:09:07 PM  
Hey!

Great!

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2002-02-14 12:09:25 PM  
Maybe they should start cloning roaches and bees.
 
2002-02-14 12:09:53 PM  
synchronized, this time with the dot com correct.
 
2002-02-14 12:10:07 PM  
I dunno, two tubcats? That's enough to upset a balance of some kind...

An army of Cliche Kitties, eh? Our eyes would burst at the overwhelming amount of cuteness...
 
2002-02-14 12:10:23 PM  
Hell with it.
 
2002-02-14 12:10:25 PM  
Any comment from Mr. Bigglesworth? Check spelling.
 
Liz
2002-02-14 12:12:08 PM  
Oh, the company's name is CopyCat. Delightful.
 
2002-02-14 12:12:50 PM  
Pet cloning is a terrific idea. That would be great to have another neurotic OCD Pekingese...Oh wait, no it wouldn't.
 
2002-02-14 12:14:00 PM  
ok, ok, maybe not Cliché Kitty.

Would it be OK if we cloned this?

[image from operagloves.com too old to be available]
 
2002-02-14 12:19:28 PM  
i love my cats but i wouldn't clone them. there are wonderful pets that need homes. there is a herd of nasty tom cats that roam my neighborhood. we don't need to spend money creating more cats, they do that fine on there own.
 
2002-02-14 12:21:23 PM  
madOgre: "there's only one CatWoman and that's Julie Newmar,Lee Merriweather, or possibly Eartha Kitt"
 
2002-02-14 12:21:27 PM  
ok, so I get a cat from copycat and it turns out to be a neurotic piece of shiat

since it was genetically identical to the sweet DNA donor cat, it it my fault because I tortured it?
 
2002-02-14 12:23:23 PM  
mmmmmmm...Julie Newmar

much better than that Eartha Kitt hag...
 
2002-02-14 12:24:23 PM  
Thank you, Guy Incognito!
 
2002-02-14 12:27:01 PM  
I suppose the scientists who have been studying orgy habits of penguins & the love-making inabilities of sharks had more than enough time on their hands they had to clone a cat too

*please tell me who I can send a check for studying how to put extra nipples on milk producing cows
 
2002-02-14 12:30:31 PM  
You know, horse breeders in Kentucky are going to love this...
 
2002-02-14 12:32:53 PM  
Julie Newmar? Okay, but it has to be the hot piece of ass she was in the 60s. *roooowwrr*
 
2002-02-14 12:33:07 PM  
So when are they going to get around to the supermodels ?
 
2002-02-14 12:33:29 PM  
"please tell me who I can send a check for studying how to put extra nipples on milk producing cows"

Is that an economic dream or a sexual one?


I'm with daisyrae on this one. There are two many cats (and children for that matter) who need homes. Cloning more is a slap to their faces.
 
2002-02-14 12:35:58 PM  
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2002-02-14 12:40:13 PM  

Now if they can clone 10,000 mice the balance in nature will be restored.

Won't they clone me so I can send the clone to work 80 hrs. a week to support my coke habit, and so I could lay around the house all day. Actually need a third clone to do my laundry and clean the house also. Oh the possibilities......


[image from cartoonnetwork.com too old to be available]

 
2002-02-14 12:42:36 PM  
LUDDITE:

Definately not a sexual dream, although I am a breast-man myself
 
2002-02-14 12:49:29 PM  
The Humane Society of the United States opposes pet cloning, the Journal said, because of the danger of overpopulation.

That is dumb. Cloning is expensive and hard to do. If scientists cloned as many as possible, we might have a few hundred extra cats in the world.

OMFG!!!!
NO!
 
2002-02-14 12:50:26 PM  
Just in time, Chinese restaurants are popping up all over these days.
 
2002-02-14 12:50:54 PM  
What the hell is wrong with you people? Not one picture of that chick with the fat cat? COME ON!
 
2002-02-14 12:51:15 PM  
$3.5 million to clone a cat . . . hmmmm
sounds fishy to me . . um i mean it's a little mousey . . uh nevermind
 
2002-02-14 12:52:03 PM  
LOL @ Ping


*I shoulda thought of that one
 
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