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(Whatever)   The Best of W-D. Trashing Richard Simmons and reader hate mail.   ( divider line
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2002-02-15 01:43:45 AM  
Richard Simmons is a rump wrangler.
2002-02-15 01:45:01 AM  
a butt pirate
2002-02-15 01:47:23 AM  
a fudge packer
2002-02-15 01:48:01 AM  
(almost sounds like some sort of auction in here)
2002-02-15 01:48:47 AM  
a duff drooler
2002-02-15 01:57:07 AM  
a pillow biter
2002-02-15 01:58:52 AM  
a buttslut
2002-02-15 02:03:23 AM  
a sausage swallower
2002-02-15 02:11:42 AM  
A ...oh wait i think the mods might remove that one......
2002-02-15 02:37:24 AM  
packs fridge better than maytag... oh wait... i meant fudge...

2002-02-15 03:13:43 AM  
I understand the general distaste for Richard Simmons... but why does his being gay somehow make it worse?
2002-02-15 03:20:37 AM  
Richard Simmons is an idiot.I dont care what side of his bread is buttered,not all gays are reprehensible.Ian McClellan is one cool gay dude.
2002-02-15 03:20:40 AM  
I think he's great!
2002-02-15 03:33:39 AM  
a Democrat, aka a "Bush Hater"
2002-02-15 03:46:15 AM  
a pole smoker
2002-02-15 04:01:17 AM  
just plain odd...
2002-02-15 04:25:29 AM  
it's not that he's gay that makes it so bad... it's the fact that he denies being gay, and yet flaunts his fruitiness for all the world to see in his pansy-assed wife beaters and shorts so short even Anna Nicole Smith wouldn't be caught dead wearing them...
2002-02-15 04:40:42 AM  
Skwidd: You obviously didn't read the article.
2002-02-15 05:31:24 AM  
Reading this thread is all any newcomer or student of the internet needs to know about Fark.
2002-02-15 07:09:54 AM  
I hear Richard Simmons and finger are very close friends.
2002-02-15 07:36:36 AM  
Does that mean Richard Simmons gets fingered often?
2002-02-15 07:38:52 AM  
turd burglar

Actually I couldn't care less that he's gay. In fact, I find him mildly amusing. I just like to say turd burglar.
2002-02-15 07:40:27 AM  
Has anyone said:

colon cowboy
starfish stallion or
gloryhole hero yet?
2002-02-15 07:55:18 AM  
Anyone who can make David Letterman scream obceneties is ok in my book.
2002-02-15 08:06:37 AM  
taint wrangler
2002-02-15 08:23:31 AM  
god....I came back here to check after a night's sleep ... and read this.... I love you Farkers ! really know how to make someone laugh in the morn.
Goatman.... yes, good axample ! lol
2002-02-15 09:03:16 AM  
He's an anal pirate. Always on the look out for booty!

A peter puffer.

Whenever you say someone is "happier than a queer on a peter tree" you're talking about Richard.
2002-02-15 09:16:20 AM  
Ahhh, looks like Miss Moderator linked to yet another website that takes cheap shots at gay people. But she's so sensitive about making fun of monkeys, I'm sorry, n!ggers. Maybe the moderator has himself a darkie wife, but secretly gets it on with boys at rest stops? That's the only explanation I can think of.
2002-02-15 09:27:24 AM  
oh come on.... If god had meant there to be queers.... we would have had Adam & Adam, not Adam & Eve....geesh
2002-02-15 09:39:55 AM  
who and who? are you one of those whacky christians that think their world view applies to everybody else? naughty naughty naughty. i mean if you are going to make the lifestyle choice of christianity and live in a morally and spiritually perverted way, kindly keep it private and don't make decent people realize you exist. it's kind of yucky to think about.
2002-02-15 10:54:17 AM  
If you hold that much hate inside you for Richard Simmons, grab a high powered rifle or an Uzi and release it!
2002-02-15 12:53:02 PM  
EmJSea.... if that was fer me, NO, I am not "one of those whacky christians that think their world view applies to everybody else"

I, personally, don't beleive in "god". I am my own "god".

it's funny, I just went to a funeral last week, the Minister was asking everyone to pray for James' entery into the afterlife, pray for his entery into Heaven.... but then followed with, "when I heard of his sickness, I prayed for him to get well"..... pray for his recovery AND his passing on ?? seems double standarded.

the Adam & Adam thing is just a joke I had heard....nevermind me
2002-02-15 12:58:33 PM  
That's Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve....
2002-02-15 01:39:07 PM  
oh, and I think Richard Simmons is creepy too, by the way. The thought of him having sex with anyone is just wrong wrong wrong.

Adam farked Eve so that he'd get Cain, Abel, and Seth and then he farked them because he loved them and until they loved him.
2002-02-15 02:07:44 PM  
is this really the Best of WD?
2002-02-15 02:44:55 PM  
some of the best of WD... there's some stuff that's pretty equal, but this thing on Richard is enough to keep your sides hurting for awhile. check the WD archives...
2002-02-22 10:27:04 AM  
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