im not backing fingers play here, but i'll be damned at how amusing it is to watch everyone get all pissy and farked up about it.

Anyone who's been to baltimore (or has lived in baltimore)states a collective "DUH!" Quite obvious.

I can hear all the scientist who were cloning cats, watching penguins fark, and listening to Barry White while watching sharks not fark are WICKED happy they did not have to go around Baltimore looking at teenagers with VD. There's a study that I am sure had a long line of scientists wanting to be a part of!

The lesson you should learn here is that when in Baltimore you should only have sex with the very young or very old.

And sing:

Myyyyyy penile warts,
Your herpies
Our syphilitic sores!
Your menilial infection,
How I miss you more and more!
Your dobies itch my scrumpox,
Our loverly gonnorhea!
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear!

source for that, chorskel7?

Thank God for Monty Python!

Three words:

Double bag it

Baltimore......land of.......MALAYSIAN CRABWARTS!!!!!

"Dude, condoms take away all of the feel. Go Ravens!"

If anybody saw the Baltimore girls in the 'boobies' link yesterday to the Andie and Opie "Lingerie Contest", well....

You might be tempted to think that they understated the statistics.......

lol Rtreynor
great photoshop

Just reading the article made it hust when I pee.

Lame! You guys can do better than that.
Most of you guys don't have to worry about STDs. You actually have to have sex with another person to be at risk. Like I said, most of you guys don't have to....oh never mind.

Bruno... the statistic is "untreated," that doesn't count people taking stuff for herpes, the clap, A.I.D.'s, etc...

Could Finger be Pedro the Sock Puppet?

Ironbar : Kix! I loved that band. Steve Whiteman has a new band called Funny Money. Saw them about 2 years ago.

CheekyMonkey : That was always the best part of the show.

SCREW BALTIMORE! ...I mean, figuratively...

Southern Maryland In Breds
SMIB's

#1 reason STD's propagate so well in Baltimore.

AeroSquid:
You post was way too long, you must shorten up your next one

I wonder how many of them got VD from public toilets.

Note to self:

Cancel Sex-romp-tour of Baltimore Malls.

Baltimore is rivaled only by Richmond in terms of Skankiness.

At least the other 10 out of 12 are getting treatment.

"A new treatment, called the loop electrosurgical excision procedure (LEEP), can be used to remove the warts. With this method of removal, a sharp instrument shaped like a loop is passed underneath the wart and the wart is cut out of the skin."

Makes ya think..........

I need to move....

Too late...

Genital Squids....

1 in 24 of them received both the heroin and the STD from my main man Ray Lewis. Baltimore is [C]harm City!

Twat was that? I c.unt hear you, I have an ear infvcktion.
Doctor has me on penisilin, and he's trying to finger it out.

I've heard of a guy who got the Human Papilloma virus from a sauna at his gym...

Hey, anybody want to buy a house in Baltimore? I am looking to sell mine and get the hell out. Nice three bedroom in Highlantown near a park.

bump
That's what I told my wife... oops... I mean... uh shoot...

What, no pictures?

Nothing says lovin' like STDs on your genetalia.

PS: Finger has my diack in his mouth.

dammit! i USED to love drinking in Fells Point....

This seems to work.....I mean I've heard it works.....shiat!

Rtreynor: Excellent

I got my STD while I was in Baltimore having sex while on heroin.

M2C: funny!

Speaking of Fb-
What the hell happened to that guy?

Well they moved on down
And they crawled around
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

And you start to scratch
When they start to hatch
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

But when they start to bite
Then it's time you set alight
For an appointment
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Well the doctor said
'We got to make our beds'
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

And when you start to scream
That's when you'll buy the cream
Blues ointment
And when they start to itch
You go out and you take a biatch
For an appointment

Well you rub it on
And you rub it in
Stops them walking
Sideway walking
Gives them the blues

Bass: The little poem or the cream suggestion? Of course the cream suggestion isn't supposed to be funny, it is a very serious matter and genital warts are not to be laughed at, Did you know that 1 in 12 Baltimore kids.....oh yea, that was in the article.....

baltimore, the home of the crabs, the drip, the clap and the baltimore foot stomper.

Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed.

You mean your 'legs' Ouro?