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(NYPost)   Just in time for Valentine's, adultery is sweeping through normally monogamous penguin population at NY Aquarium.   ( divider line
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2002-02-14 10:18:22 AM  
Soon to search engines everywhere: "penguin + adultery + pictures"
2002-02-14 10:19:36 AM  
Pat Robertson is gonna FREAK.
2002-02-14 10:20:28 AM  
Jerry Falwell has become the first to denounce the anti-Christian behavior of 'those dirty little sluts'.
2002-02-14 10:20:30 AM  
2002-02-14 10:20:43 AM  
Atleast the penguins are getting some.
2002-02-14 10:21:35 AM  
There is no such thing as 'Normal Monogamy'
2002-02-14 10:22:27 AM  
Daisyrae: You mean you're not getting any? You bio claims you're 'engadged' (sic).
2002-02-14 10:22:52 AM  
Hmm.... 22 males to 10 females. What was expected!?
2002-02-14 10:23:05 AM  
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2002-02-14 10:26:07 AM  
2002-02-14 10:27:37 AM  
I wonder if I have a chance to score with any of those penguins?
2002-02-14 10:27:37 AM  
doesn't mean i'm gettin' it like the penguin sluts. i don't get to chase my neighbors around it wouldn't be exceptable.
2002-02-14 10:27:46 AM  
Just like with humans...biatches always cheatin' on their man
2002-02-14 10:28:06 AM  
There are actually scientists that study the farking habits of are serious...

*shakes head in disbelief
2002-02-14 10:28:53 AM  
repent ye penguins! repent! or to hell with thee!
2002-02-14 10:31:10 AM  
again, a sad state of affairs. penguins get laid, decent blokes don't...
2002-02-14 10:31:46 AM  
Well what do you suspect? They are "sophisticated" New Yorkers! They know that now that the only true moral authority is the Federal government and that "it's all relative." They probably have stopped going to temple and started smoking hashish too! ;c)
2002-02-14 10:31:51 AM  
We should see more links on how to skin and cook our children. Those sites are hard to find.
2002-02-14 10:33:54 AM  
put them on Jerry Springer!
2002-02-14 10:34:13 AM  
Now this is a study that needs more funding.

I say we just eat the little farkers. There's millions of em.
2002-02-14 10:34:21 AM
I believe there's a link off martha Stewarts web page
2002-02-14 10:36:08 AM  
UnbrChain: Who is that?! Monkeynuts likey
2002-02-14 10:38:54 AM  
"...and canoodling with Dollface."

And what?
2002-02-14 10:40:51 AM  

I believe there is a whole series of those for Linux loving sluts or something like that.

Here is a link to some of them

Probably NSFW
2002-02-14 10:41:25 AM  
Ok most definitely NSFW
2002-02-14 10:42:02 AM  
Those people must be some sad sacks of shiat if the most interesting thing in their lives is to watch promiscuous penguins.

I can just see them sitting there with popcorn and bon-bons watching it like a soap opera. gods I hope it never gets that bad!
2002-02-14 10:46:26 AM  
Thank you my excuse me while I touch my self inappropriately
2002-02-14 10:47:43 AM  
Penguins are cool. I like watching the footage of them legging it towards the cliff edges and then chucking themselves on their bellies to slide into the sea.
2002-02-14 10:52:13 AM  
Penguins are natural perverts. When you see them at the zoo, their standing there with their wings up as if they're saying, "Look at this!"

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2002-02-14 10:54:56 AM  
Here's evidence of a mass penguin orgy. It's no new thing these zoo people are studying. Penguins have been nature's nymphos for hundreds of years.

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2002-02-14 10:58:04 AM  
I thought the penguin was what happens when you try to run with your pants down around your ankles.
2002-02-14 11:02:20 AM  
Penguins kick ass! I want one as a pet.
2002-02-14 11:05:29 AM  
LET'S GO PENS, LET'S GO PENS...opps thought this was an NHL post
2002-02-14 11:09:17 AM  
can we please make that the last "just in time for valentine's" headline. dont get me wrong, the article is cool. at least today theres just no need for the phrase "just in time for valentine." i think we can all put two and two together.
2002-02-14 11:16:24 AM  
That Burgess Meredith!
2002-02-14 11:16:53 AM  
I'm a penguin.
2002-02-14 11:20:53 AM  
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"Wah wah wah, biatch!"
2002-02-14 11:22:04 AM  
I just got Spanish TV rights to do a version of this penguin situation as a soap...
2002-02-14 11:23:52 AM  
Dress them up all you want, they'er still just sluts!
2002-02-14 11:50:40 AM  
Is it just me or does that linux slut posted Unbrchain have wood? I mean, linux sluts are hot and all, but not if they're guys. bleh
2002-02-14 12:11:14 PM  
The LLS gals, or at least the photo in the bottom right, have been skillfully photoshopped. I remember in my early days of IRC'ing someone tried to pass that off as their pic ... heh.

2002-02-14 12:46:10 PM  
I think a penguin winked at me once. I don't know if it was a slut or a fag.
2002-02-14 01:26:16 PM  
Penguins, Dolphins, and Humans are the only animals to my knowledge that engage in prostitution. You can get a nice penguin whore for some shiny rocks.
2002-02-14 01:33:21 PM  
I'd like to wish everyone a happy VD! Happy VD to all!
(yes, I have a sick sense of humor)
2002-02-14 02:53:51 PM  
2002-02-14 04:34:14 PM  
Penguin Love ! OH ! Odeodeo ! Think I wanna Know ya (know ya !)

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