desolationrow, yeah seriously. the Soviets left mines EVEYWHERE and didn't bother to write down where they were. thats why the us army has teams in afghanistan removing mines from everywhere with special equipment... so innocent civilians like these 2 saps won't get turned into a pink mist

demanton

Very nice! Funny indeed.

he wanted to make a cool medallion for a necklace using the projectile portion of a 20mm round.

Aren't 20mm rounds made of depleted uranium?!?

"That mine was bound to kill innocent people sooner or later. Maybe this way it'll draw some more attention to the fact that mines don't discriminate. Even people senseless enough to hit things with hammers don't deserve to be blown up."

Ya, but a couple a brown fereners got blowed up real good! Hyuk hyuk!

Brilliant article!! 4 paragraphs long, the last two repeating the first two. Can't wait for the repeat.

"Trust me, I'm an expert ..." *BLAM!*

/misses setting Claymores

GOOD!

The 20mm round was an Iraqi round. Why I guess he thought it would be cool.

Remember those fireworks that are like a string with a thing in the middle and you pull both sides of the string until the thing in the middle explodes? Its basically like a lady finger on a string. Well one time i decided to cut one in half with a pair of scissors. BOOM right in my face. Lucky i wasn't injured. Far cry from prying open a land mine though, i was.

Somebody with elementary photoshop skills (like, for example, not me) really ought to do a "It's a sploded!" Ackbar sticker.

farking pathetic that this got the greenlight.

Charles Darwin sought for questioning-



(apologies to Aerie)

That pakora really packs quite a punch eh?

I didn't know Weber made this type of grill...

I am officially requesting the creation of a "NO FARKING SHIAT" tag...

mediaho

Sorry to do this to ya, but "wherefore" means "why."

/your grammar asplode

If it looks like an AT-mine, has writing on it designating it as an AT-mine, then it prolly asplodes like an AT-mine... Oh, no wait! It Did!

Hey, cut the guys some slack.

Now, had they tried to open it USING A TANK then THAT would have been pretty stupid.

Darwin must be pleased...

Pakistani villager: "I'm sorry I mistook a mine for something else! My DSL is down at the moment and I missed the class on identifying military ordnance."
/sarcasm

2 down, lots to go.

Should have used the rubber hammer!

You don't always get what you ask for..
but sometimes you get what you need! /Stones

I take it the Road runner got away, and an anvil then fell from the sky to squish them. I swear I saw this cartoon.

How good can a mine be that you need to whack with a damn hammer to set it off. I see a strong product liability suit here.

Sounds like a case of Diabolickal Sabotaygee

/damn gremlins

If it looks like an AT-mine, has writing on it designating it as an AT-mine, then it prolly asplodes like an AT-mine... Oh, no wait! It Did!

Good thing these guys can probably read Russian/English fluently.

Pakistani villager: "I'm sorry I mistook a mine for something else! My DSL is down at the moment and I missed the class on identifying military ordnance."
/sarcasm

You said it better than I could have...

I guess it was hammer time.

/got nothin'

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that there are farkers who are saying "good" and "2 down, lots to go" for U.S. allies who have been very strongly supporting the U.S. and have been instrumental in obliterating the Taliban?

Or is it one of those "kill on the darkiest from east asia and the middle east" kind of things?

wow this late and no has said

"I blame Bush"

/obligatory.....Even if I don't blame Bush

EatsCrayons

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that there are farkers who are saying "good" and "2 down, lots to go" for U.S. allies who have been very strongly supporting the U.S. and have been instrumental in obliterating the Taliban?

Or is it one of those "kill on the darkiest from east asia and the middle east" kind of things?

I think it's not a case of racism so much as anti-idiotism.
The point being, if you are dumb enough to hit a mine with a hammer you kind of had it coming.

PokesBadgersWithSpoons

Pakora is pretty damn good, but hardly worth dying for.



I'm sure it is, looks hella gross though!

Why is there no Darwin tag?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!

Ewwwhh! Cool! Piata!

First time I read it I thought it said Palastinians... and was expecting to read a muslim sensistivity flame war.

Thanks for ruining my expectations.

Yokel is to BFE as
Villager is to Village as
Townie is to town as
Suburbanite is to sprawl as
Urbanite is to city as
? is to the hood

Looks like deep fried diarrhea.

re: 'there are farkers who are saying "good" and "2 down, lots to go"

I could be a two year old child and they would still be yukking it up.

'Collateral' - HAHA!
We don't 'count' them ragheads. 'They' don't matter.

The_Original_Roxtar

you beat me to the frisbee joke, you bastard.

I was typing mine out as you posted yours. I have the best timing on earth. seriously.

now with pancake goodness... and im truly sorry. again. really.

Pakistani #1: mine? what mine? i just have this giant metal pancake!!
Pakistani #2: im gonna hit it with a hammer.
Pakistani #1: NO!!! it's mine
Pakistani #2: What? that mine is mine!
Pakistani #1: It's mine!
Pakistani #2: NO! MINE!
Pakistani #1: well, let's take turns hitting it with a hammer
Pakistani #2 *sees a tattoo on the back of #1's neck*
Pakistani #2: dude you got a tattoo!!!
Pakistani #1: Sweet! You have one too!!
Pakistani #2: What's MINE say?
Pakistani #1: SWEET! What's MINE say?


/not really

"Villager Muhammad Latif found the mine in a village near the town of Sialkot, near Pakistan's heavily fortified border with rival India"

I wonder if he's related to Queen Latifah.... "And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Villager Muhammad and Queen Latifah..."

"what are the two scarioes words in nuclear physics, uh-oh"
mmmmm mst3k

scariest*

i'm just going to slink off now.

I say we ship more mines to them. Sooner or later, somebody will get lucky and open one up with a hammer.

Until then, though...."Do ya feel lucky, Punk?"

you cold lot. it's funny? more than likely, these folk had zero education, none of the information contacts that we have like television, radio, definitely not internet. and you laugh at them, for being blown up? another reason why america is so damn popular among the rest of the world.

how can we cultivate compassion here?

thoughtsausage, gee, your screen name says it all. i'd crucify your point of view just from being from alabama but so am i. see, some of us evolve....