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sidmind		2004-10-13 07:40:45 AM

Looks like your typical child molestor...

Get a Rope!

The Shoveler		2004-10-13 07:54:58 AM

When police arrived, Evans told them he was a registered child sex offender, Kubiak said.

It's too bad this information isn't tatooed on his forehead.

badjew		2004-10-13 07:55:39 AM

This happened to me too when I worked at Kinkos. Why, oh why, can't child porn enthusiasts just use the self-serve copiers?

What's truly horrible about all of it was that company policy required me to make the damn copies before I called the cops!

The Stephen		2004-10-13 08:08:33 AM

no joke required.

nosefruit		2004-10-13 08:15:24 AM

badjew

So you kept a copy for yourself?

I keed, I keed.

labman		2004-10-13 08:38:04 AM

badjew,

I would imagine that would just give more evidence of the crime. (intent to distribute, perhaps? why else would you need multiple copies.) That's great. More to put them in prison with a population that loves child molesters.

CCCPSpy		2004-10-13 08:55:24 AM

badjew had to make the copies because Kinkos would get sued for discriminating sex offenders.

kronster		2004-10-13 09:38:20 AM

I'd make copies for him, as soon as I'm done kicking his ass all over Kinko's.

ralanprod		2004-10-13 09:56:57 AM

I'll say it now...

This may possibly be the stupidist person on the face of the earth.

Either that or he, on some subconscious level, wanted to be caught.

I'll take choice number one.

Ghastly		2004-10-13 10:08:24 AM

This just in:

Man sues "Kinkos" for false advertising in their name.

badjew		2004-10-13 11:51:34 AM

labman Nope, he got all the copies, and we got a whole .99 cents per (he didn't make enough to qualify for bulk discounts). What sucks is that this was my last day working there before heading to Canada for college. Luckily, I didn't get called back to testify, as he pled guilty and now gets that whole pound-in-the-ass thing.

Mugato		2004-10-13 12:54:39 PM

Eight year olds, Dude.

SaintAwesome		2004-10-13 12:58:38 PM

I allways ask the employees for help when I copy my ass.
I like them to use that good paper.

Earth138ad		2004-10-13 12:59:31 PM

I know exactly where that is. I hope he didnt "bump" his head getting into the patrol car.

SaintAwesome		2004-10-13 12:59:37 PM

Don't Fark with tha' Bashiro

cal_style		2004-10-13 12:59:52 PM

KILL THIS WAIST

gopher321		2004-10-13 12:59:56 PM

Nah, this guy WANTED to be caught. I guess rule #1 with these perverts is don't share your degenerate fantasies with anyone except your fellow deviants.

Geeker026		2004-10-13 01:00:01 PM

This is what we call in the field of IT an ID-10-T user

This may be the biggest ID10T of all time -

Sheesh - thats like getting pulled over by the cops with a loaded 9 and a pound of cane on your passenger side!

beeferoni		2004-10-13 01:00:10 PM

If you're going to get into kiddie porn, you really need to learn how to use the computer yourself.

macman37		2004-10-13 01:00:32 PM

How did that conversation go?

"Uh, can I get a hand over here? I'm having some difficulty extracting my underage pornography from your photocopier here. Got any kids?"

ScarecrowStigmata		2004-10-13 01:02:16 PM

If he only coulda had millions of dollars, a lustrious recording career, excessive plastic surgery, and a private amusement park, none of this would have happend.

verbotener Handgriff		2004-10-13 01:05:12 PM

KILL THIS WAIST
new weight watchers slogan?

alberia		2004-10-13 01:06:36 PM

Now its easier than ever to Make it. Print it. Pack it. Ship it. Wack it.

squirrelsarebitingyou		2004-10-13 01:07:57 PM

"It's ok, officer. I'm registered."

tnpir		2004-10-13 01:09:25 PM

He's a registered sex offender and he had all kinds of child porn on his person when arrested.

It is therefore clear to me that rehabilitation has failed with this man. As such, this bleeding heart liberal card-carrying member of the ACLU respectfully requests this man be put to a slow death.

No tolerance for exploiters of children.

ram1312		2004-10-13 01:10:09 PM

ScarecrowStigmata

take a bow...

PokesBadgersWithSpoons		2004-10-13 01:10:39 PM

Wow, he must be the dumbest perv ever. How to people like that get through life without accidently offing themselves.

He's gonna have a great time in jail.

ShoeNut		2004-10-13 01:10:40 PM

Obviously he just could not function outside prison and figured this was the best way for him to go back.

the_marq		2004-10-13 01:10:50 PM

Man that is a horrible disease these pedos have. Unable to help themselves and unable to get any support from the community. I hate these guys but at the same time I feel really sorry for them.

Solare		2004-10-13 01:11:22 PM

He wanted to get caught.

ZebraPix		2004-10-13 01:11:47 PM

badjew,

I don't know who your manager or trainer was, but you can't be told to aid in the commission of a crime prior to reporting it. That makes you an accessory.

I know one guy who's serving up to 10 years for viewing the material on one of our computers and we only had to refrain from beating the fark out of him before the cops got there.

rowdykatie1		2004-10-13 01:12:10 PM

This also happened to me when I worked at Kinko's except the guy wanted help printing pics off of a website. I alerted my manager who contacted the police and they arrested him.

Spazzmatazz		2004-10-13 01:15:14 PM

Scumbag of the worst caliber.
Cut a hole in his scrotum and run his leg through it.

Uncle Joey		2004-10-13 01:15:17 PM

Waste of skin, makin' copieees...

/nevermind

TheChaz		2004-10-13 01:15:19 PM

Cut it off, let him bleed to death, end of problem.

The Devil's Left Hand		2004-10-13 01:16:47 PM

Who knew that Kinkos was a hotbed of porn.

/Bye...I have to go...um...somewhere...

secretname		2004-10-13 01:17:27 PM

Uncle Joey

I was thinking the same thing! pervinator! pervarooney!

Adman12		2004-10-13 01:17:35 PM

lunchinlewis, that's got his home address on it.

/Not good.

JeffMD		2004-10-13 01:17:49 PM

just when you thought humans couldnt get any stupider. I mean... this guy prolly brings his own lube to his cell at night.

charly gordon		2004-10-13 01:18:29 PM

i hear that they dont like the kiddie pervs very much in federal pound you in teh rear ... oh you know how the rest of this cliche goes

/unimaginative

sicamore		2004-10-13 01:18:41 PM

This is an honest to god example of why the internets must be banned.

Please add your name to the petition to make the internets illegal and only for use by law inforcement:

http://www.illegalinternet.org

Mugato		2004-10-13 01:19:15 PM

Pics?

One please, first class. I'll have the fish.

Evil-Imposter		2004-10-13 01:19:42 PM

Ghastly

Golf clap for a fine post!

And regarding all of you that have chimed in with "the same thing happened to me" stories, I am shaking my head in disbelief. I just can't believe there are that mnay farking stupid perverts out there dumb enough to ask for help in printing CHILD PORN!!!!

Then again, if they were smart in the first place I guess the creeps wouldn't choose this as their pr0n of choice.

ablaize		2004-10-13 01:20:47 PM

When asked about his actions, Bashiro O. Evans replied, "I swear, I didn't know she was three."

/bags are already packed for hell.

skinink		2004-10-13 01:22:23 PM

Cut the guy a break. He misread the sign, thought he was making copies at "Kinky's" instead of "Kinkos".

esblondie2		2004-10-13 01:23:10 PM

What I'm curious about is why/how he was at a Kinko's up on the north side (3001 N. Clark is about 6 blocks from Wrigley) if he was from WAY down on the south side (105th and Wabash).

All the Kinko's in between must know him by now.
"Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

xenophon10k		2004-10-13 01:23:32 PM

This one should have been easy. He looks like a child sex offender!

ryosen		2004-10-13 01:23:47 PM

You know, ever since they were taken over by Fedex, their customer service has just gone straight to hell....

galapagon		2004-10-13 01:24:28 PM

I don't know who your manager or trainer was, but you can't be told to aid in the commission of a crime prior to reporting it. That makes you an accessory.

That's a good point. Wouldn't making copies make you a conspirator in child-porn distribution? If not, then maybe making the copies is a legitimate way to delay the creep from leaving so the cops could arrive in time?