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(WKRN Nashville)   After discovering that some restaurants DO give a rat's ass about how food is prepared, man would like to return rat's ass   ( divider line
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2004-10-12 09:07:43 AM  
For the record, I've never been in Morrow, Georgia.

2004-10-12 09:24:05 AM  
He says he noticed what appears to be rat body parts in the greens and accidentally swallowed some of the parts.

You'll never grow big and strong if you don't eat your greens rat's arses.
2004-10-12 09:46:30 AM  
As gross as this sounds, I wonder why I find it so disgusting. I mean, I've never tried rat. Maybe it's delicious.
2004-10-12 09:56:39 AM  
Only if it's been cooked.
2004-10-12 10:12:40 AM  
Mmmmmm. Rat ass. Just like grandma used to make.
2004-10-12 10:48:56 AM  
Sounds as appetizing as watching drunken hobo sex.
2004-10-12 11:26:35 AM  
Who gives a rats assssssssssssss
2004-10-12 11:27:16 AM  
The company says it was an isolated incident and will never happen again.

Right, because they know exactly how it happened the first time....
2004-10-12 11:27:39 AM  
Makes a hell of a fondue.
2004-10-12 11:28:06 AM  
how in the hell do you notice it and then accidentally eat AND swallow it???
2004-10-12 11:28:27 AM  
turns out they were mousetard greens

//oh good lord
2004-10-12 11:28:46 AM  
Goes nice with a savory white sauce.
2004-10-12 11:29:33 AM  
"The company says it was an isolated incident and will never happen again"

2004-10-12 11:30:43 AM  
That makes it sound like he noticed the parts but kept on eating and accidentally ate some of them. Perhaps "He accidentally ate some rat and then realized 'There's rat in this salad'" would have made more sense.
2004-10-12 11:32:04 AM  
What the hell are turnip greens? I'd rather eat a rat's ass.
2004-10-12 11:32:50 AM  
Ever since seeing a special on PBS about the rat problem in NYC with night vision footage filmed in one couples upcsale brownstone bedroom showing a rat crawling over them in bed...I cant help but cringe every time rats are mentioned. I would have puked myself inside out if it had been me.
2004-10-12 11:33:21 AM  
As long as it's served au jus, it should be fine.
2004-10-12 11:33:33 AM  

The Brain : "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Pinky : "I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

2004-10-12 11:34:12 AM  
Sadly I do live in GA, near Morrow, and my Wife loves Piccadilly. Fortunately I've been able to keep her out of one for over a year.

They look about as clean as a rat's ass.

Funny now I want some Jack-In-The-Box.
2004-10-12 11:35:28 AM  
I'd like to videotape the homeless playing Texas holdem for Oreos.
2004-10-12 11:37:54 AM  
I dare say I'll get fnorgby'd for this but it really, infuriatingly happened: I was in a restaurant, my mate had a snail - euw! - in her salad, and when we complained to the waiter, he actually said, 'Don't shout or everyone else will want one.' And then went off chortling to himself, having obviously waited years to use that line.

obviously, we tipped heavily.
2004-10-12 11:37:59 AM  
Damnit.. have to go to work. Couldnt find a picture of Homer drooling. However, as a side note, do not do a GIS for "mmmm" thinking Homer Simpson will show up. Apparently "mmmm" referes to BJ's.
2004-10-12 11:38:04 AM  
I was in a Thai restaurant once. We ordered, were chatting and waiting for our food, when suddenly a rat scurried by.

"uhh.. did you see that?"
"yeah. what do we do?"
"We leave."

So I walk up to the waitress and say "we just saw a rat. We are leaving now."

she just looks at me blankly and replies "okay."

They were shut down 2 months ago for health violations.
2004-10-12 11:38:07 AM  
I have a girl coming over tonight for dinner. What kind of wine goes with the broiled rat-ass I've prepared?
2004-10-12 11:38:18 AM  
Once at a Golden Corral, I found a bloody band-aid in the food from the buffet.

Been in therapy ever since.
2004-10-12 11:41:14 AM  
Good headline, thanks submitter.
2004-10-12 11:41:54 AM  
I hear sewer rat tastes like pumpkin pie.
2004-10-12 11:42:15 AM  
That put me off my lunch.
2004-10-12 11:42:20 AM  
a pizza hut, Gautier, Mississippi. I was 12. Bit into a slice, pulled out a bandaid.

/also in therapy.
2004-10-12 11:43:01 AM  
with pic?
2004-10-12 11:43:04 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

2004-10-12 11:44:22 AM  
watching drunken hobo sex.

WTF??! That biatch SWORE noone would see us.

/less than nuttin'...
2004-10-12 11:44:48 AM  
Twitch OSX, I had a similar shock searching GIS for 'manhole' at work so I could photoshop someone coming out of a hole in the road.
2004-10-12 11:44:51 AM  
Hmm. thumpergirl and radargirl, I think we need to form a union.
2004-10-12 11:46:08 AM  
a support group! i'm in! also interesting is the similarity of our login names!
2004-10-12 11:46:30 AM  
I was having dinner with my brother in a restaurant in Greenwich Village when a waiter picked up a table to place it somewhere else, and a huge cockroach darted from under the table and ran off.

I lived nearly 6 years in the NYC area... I ate at home most of the time.
2004-10-12 11:46:57 AM  
I worked in a rathole kitchen eating establishment at one point washing dishes. I quit when I pulled a boiled rat out of the dishwasher trap. I told my manager about it and his response was happens 2 or 3 times a week get over it.
2004-10-12 11:48:15 AM  
thumpergirl That's what I figure. It has to be some kind of interwebtacular misogynistic plot, right?
2004-10-12 11:48:17 AM  
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never eat the filthy mother farkers". ...

Jules, Pulp Fiction
2004-10-12 11:50:11 AM  
my stomach is turning.......ewwwww
2004-10-12 11:52:02 AM  
In other news, Rat doesn't taste like chicken. Good news for turnip greens affectionados.
2004-10-12 11:52:56 AM  
The company says it was an isolated incident and will never happen again.

yes, because if you just grind the rat into the meat no one will ever know.
2004-10-12 11:53:15 AM  
Pie is ready! You people like swarms of things, don't you? -Bender
2004-10-12 11:57:29 AM  
Heh heh. Mouseburger and french flies - extra crispy.

Seriously...plastic spoon in a BK hamburger in Georgia. Haven't gone near that BK since.
2004-10-12 11:58:57 AM  
So by that rationale, if a rat had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?
2004-10-12 12:04:29 PM  
A guy I used to work with was from Romania. He said that over in Europe somewhere, they would get these gigantic rats from the ocean or something.. dont remember but they would eat them and he said they were pretty good. He also said that dog wasnt bad either. He was an odd one.
2004-10-12 12:09:10 PM  
Final score: Tom=1 Jerry=0
2004-10-12 12:13:19 PM  
Seriously...plastic spoon in a BK hamburger in Georgia. Haven't gone near that BK since.

i'm sure that it's just at that bk.
2004-10-12 12:20:22 PM  
Sounds like he picked a dilly.
2004-10-12 12:21:09 PM  
thumpergirl londongirl
Hmm. thumpergirl and radargirl, I think we need to form a union.
If we tried to do that, FARK wouldn't give us the green light on anything without wanting to feel our breasts first.
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