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(Some Guy)   Doctor claims Elvis still alive, nagged by migranes   ( divider line
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3106 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2002 at 9:14 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-13 09:16:48 PM  
Elvis has re-entered the building
2002-02-13 09:17:15 PM  
I typed first not boobies
2002-02-13 09:17:23 PM  
whooo-hoo finally first!
2002-02-13 09:17:49 PM  
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2002-02-13 09:18:32 PM  
Somehow I'm not surprised.
2002-02-13 09:18:41 PM  
Doctor! i need a tin foil helmet, STAT.
2002-02-13 09:18:49 PM  
I knew it! I knew the king was not dead, I saw him once. He was working in butte Montana at a 7-11 from 11-7. Man this is cool, I can't wait for the big Elvis comeback tour! I gotsta tell ya I'm feeling all shook up...
2002-02-13 09:19:14 PM  
One peanut butter and bannanna sandwich for me please.
2002-02-13 09:20:05 PM  
Yeah, that doc is on crack
2002-02-13 09:20:11 PM  
God, I submitted this like a week ago!
2002-02-13 09:20:53 PM  
Of course Elvis is alive - he's just been shrunken to a smaller size. He even appeared in a sub-standard SNL sketch a few years back, making fun of his own misfortune by calling himself Tiny Elvis.
Woah, look at that radio dial. It's HUUUUUUGE!!!
2002-02-13 09:21:10 PM  
[image from too old to be available] that the first thing i see on that page is an ad for:

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2002-02-13 09:22:19 PM  
Tiny elvis ruled!
2002-02-13 09:23:54 PM  
"He wanted this book to be out there for his fans in time for 2002, which is (next) year, and in January things will be happening, and the truth will be coming out," Hinton said.

That's a quote from one of the previous articles on that site about him. January has passed and I don't recall hearing anything yet. They must be a little behind schedule. Or maybe since the book sales didn't go as well as expected, they're just going to give up on the hoax.
2002-02-13 09:26:21 PM  
Elvis... Levis.... I got nothin'
2002-02-13 09:26:47 PM  
i hope this doesnt compromise my goal of growing up to be an elvis impersonator. ill just have be either stunt car driver, or professional gambler instead.
2002-02-13 09:30:46 PM  
Elvis lives in Missouri?! I always thought Elvis lived at the North Pole...
2002-02-13 09:31:24 PM  
Kevin and Bean on KROQ here in LA had this guy on the radio.

He sounded sincere, and not like a crackpot. It was kinda wierd, because he really came off as telling the truth. Of course, it's bullshiat, but it sure sounded real.
2002-02-13 09:35:59 PM  
Was Elvis riding a tricycle?
2002-02-13 09:36:04 PM  
B.S. - 'The King' would have Moonwalked all over Michael 'here's 50 Million dollars for something I really didn't do to your kid' Jackson's ass the moment he found out Lisa Marie was within 100 feet of him. Besides, you mean to tell me SOMEONE hasn't seen Mr. Presley at a local Steak n' Shake?
2002-02-13 09:39:38 PM  
This is 100% true and I don't care if you believe me:
About two weeks ago I saw this massive UFO shaped like the Loch Ness Monster and piloted by Elvis crash into Lord Lucan's Unicorn farm. The Unicorns that survived the initial impact mutated into 8-dimensional space-time ripples and oh... no, wait... sorry, I have trouble distinguishing reality and psychosis since that last acid I took.
Now where did I leave those Valium...?
2002-02-13 09:42:10 PM  
Ahh...found them. Now I remember, they were only 7-dimensional space time ripples.
Glad to have cleared up any confusion there.
2002-02-13 09:42:15 PM  
From my collection of dead Elvis memorabillia

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2002-02-13 09:47:18 PM  
Shanrick: You want tacky Elvis shiat?

Here's the Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamen:
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2002-02-13 09:48:25 PM  
(damn html)
Available here
2002-02-13 09:59:02 PM  
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Yeah, Elvis is alive but he won't be for long if he doesn't stop sucking large amounts of donkey schlong.
2002-02-13 10:02:40 PM  
Hey, it's a guy from my hometown.

If Elvis is alive, I wouldn't mind meeting him.

I sorta doubt this guys story. It would make a good movie.
2002-02-13 10:03:10 PM  

Speaking as a KC Chief supporter: Die Grbac Die!
2002-02-13 10:10:17 PM  
Skizza Good Lawd! Gots to order me a set of the Queen Mums teeth.

2002-02-13 10:13:26 PM  
Isn't it said that many psychiatrists need psychiatrists, themselves? Or is that psychologists? Do psychiatrists need psychologists, or vice versa?

*Is confused*
2002-02-13 10:17:06 PM  
Tiny E-L-V-I-S
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2002-02-13 10:19:11 PM  
so.. now many of you watched Tiny Elvis on SNL on ComCen today anyways?

2002-02-13 10:22:41 PM  
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2002-02-13 10:24:40 PM  
Brought to you by the folks that said we actually landed on the Moon1
2002-02-13 10:31:57 PM  
2002-02-13 10:33:09 PM  
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gee, i dont know. look like elvis to you?
2002-02-13 10:35:52 PM  
Colonel Parker 13:2 And Elvis shall rise from the can on the third day.

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2002-02-13 10:41:49 PM  
And on the third day Elvis arose and rolled back the stone.
Then he went outside and saw his shadow and went back into the cave for another six months.
2002-02-13 10:44:48 PM  
That would be Hounddog Day.
2002-02-13 10:53:38 PM  
elvis is the antichrist!!!
2002-02-13 11:48:04 PM  
Wow, you are there!
2002-02-14 12:06:14 AM  
You'd better be careful,Halfassed Monkey Boy, you might start a religion with talk like that.
2002-02-14 12:11:05 AM  
Viva Las Kansas!
2002-02-14 12:16:27 AM  
All of you are f*cking crazy! Everyone knows that Elvis, Hitler, and Tupac are living in Antarctica and flying secret Nazi flying saucers. They kidnap rednecks all over the world to create a giant army to conquer the world.

He could be Jesus too though.
2002-02-14 12:31:30 AM  
I'm Elvis. Really.
2002-02-14 12:48:14 AM  
Grbac SUCKS - he's a pu$$y. I don't know about this doc... I saw him on TV, he didn't appear to be nutzo. I say he should bring on the dna or shut the fark up.
2002-02-14 06:12:14 AM  
Woulndn't if be farked up to hell if this guy was actually telling the truth? That would be kinda bad... then all those idiot tabloid-reading goons would rub it in like hell.. plus we'd start hearing about batboy sightings from the legitamite media... goddamn.

Although perhaps the reason he doens't seem "insane" is because he's a psych doctor himself... he's probably been around people who are genuinely nuts enough to subconciously register those behaviors and mannerisms with "crazy", and since he doen't beleive he's crazy himself, he avoids them.
2002-02-14 07:33:06 AM  
I had a friend in the Army who was a Psych Tech. Once I asked him if he could play crazy and get away with it, to which he replied he didn't dare. When I asked why not, he said "It'd be too easy. Besides, I might like it and just stay that way."
2002-02-14 07:51:35 AM  
2002-02-14 12:42:19 PM  
My head hurts, Ma'am.
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