god knows where cbs will place it

Ha ha ha, someone photoshop one of those fur hats on him, too.

On Golden Pond.

Dammit, stop spreading rumors on the internets.

Must have fashion accessory for fall: = DUCK
New Lingo word for this fall: = POLAND as in 'What the POLAND is that'

Is this on its way to being a new FARK cliche?

I'm deeply confuzzled. Be this duck polish or Russian, or be it merely migratory mallard?

Or is it perhaps a new craze? Ducks on Golden Ponds! Photographers battle it out for the best fowl on gold water.

gopher321

Sorry to tell you this, mac, but it's clearly duck season.

/Insert carrot munching noises here

who knew that there were so many commie ducks on the internets.

I don't see what the confusion is. I can take a picture of Canadian Geese in Michigan, doesn't make them not canadian geese.

the species is called the "russian duck" I'm sure they migrate all over eastern europe as well.

...do we forgive ArkAngel, or is it time for a good ol fashion flogging?

The other Russian duck IS a russian duck. They're different pictures.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Russian Duck picture:

Polish Duck picture:

Clearly not the same duck. The only thing that looks the same is the water, but you can probably find that in many countries.

I don't get this tread. I don't get the post. Why was it posted?

Now, really, who gives a duck?

/ducks

InternetSecurityGuard
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

In the army now

Outlaw_Rudy

One is male; the other female.

Perhaps. I learnt how to identify ducks off a very drunk drummer, so i don't know how much is correct.

These two pictures must have been on two different internets.

MonkeyBoy666 - Well, someone could have carried it. From Russia to Poland I mean. You know, for the purpose of making 'er, soup. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Know what I mean?

Someone needs to invent a sex act called "The Poland".

Here's my suggestion: When a guy doesn't pull out, he can shrug and say "Oops, I forgot Poland!"

@absolutelychecken: Well, let's consider the essance of Poland: Flat and easily invaded. So "The Poland" would be having sex with a slutty A-cup.

unloading a gmail invite:

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-ba915efaf0-29be3b6681-9537b8ebc6

Forgeting Poland is no excuse for abortion.

The duck was found in a Walmart that somebody lost over in Poland.

/got nuttin'

Ok, how about this then...
A guy finishes without getting the girl off. When the girl's friend asks her how he was the next day, she can say "He forgot Poland."

mcmoxie you the man

Saw this from Wikipedia:

Many have conjectured that the word "Duck" is the funniest word in the English language. This was popularized by the Marx Brothers comedy Duck Soup, considered by some to be the funniest movie ever made. This might have more to do with the actual animal than the English word for it, as in 2002, after conducting a scientific cross-cultural joke experiment known as LaughLab, psychologist Richard Wiseman concluded that ducks are funny in all the studied countries: "If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

Have your Poland NOW!

aflac

My Polish duck wants to sell you some wood....but it's hard work. Real hard work.

I don't get this tread. I don't get the post. Why was it posted?

Water fowl proliferation is a serious issue. Allies or not, the Poles might ignite a duck race with Russia which could engulf the entire region.

AUGHHH! MY EYES!

Lol, funniest thing I have evar seen on fark!

The Polish cycling team, not the stupid duck.

Good god man!Looks like the second one on the right is having much too much fun holding his friend's hand there...

Xeno...

It must have been ages ago, but macwizzards pic must become the base of a photoshop!