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(Some Guy)   Drug fueled sex romp between British men mistaken for terrorism, F-16s scrambled   ( ) divider line
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7899 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2002 at 9:30 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-13 09:33:37 AM  
Oh, those Brits!

..wait.. I'm half British.. nevermind..
2002-02-13 09:34:04 AM  
heh heh
2002-02-13 09:34:47 AM  
Everybody loves Jesus!
2002-02-13 09:36:25 AM  
Harmonia and Goatman
2002-02-13 09:36:31 AM  
There is absolutely nothing that can be added to this article to make it more amusing.
2002-02-13 09:37:52 AM  
That gets my vote for funniest damn headline so far 2002
2002-02-13 09:38:27 AM  
homosexuals = terrorists
2002-02-13 09:38:29 AM  
ah. so it's true, all british men *ARE* gay.

No one could ever tell.
2002-02-13 09:38:51 AM  
Does anyone remember the british sitcom that starred the current M in the 007 movies? Forgot the name...

That guy that coupled with her was probably in the fight, though...

Go team.
2002-02-13 09:41:06 AM  
The Zukin,
Do you mean Judy Dench?
2002-02-13 09:44:18 AM  
..nice to see the drug dogs are so effective in London

"Sit, UBU, sit...good dog!" "WOOF!"
2002-02-13 09:46:07 AM  
He does mean Judy Dench and my guess is that the sitcom is the one with Geoffrey Palmer in it as well ........... as time goes by - that was it. It was shiat mind you.
What this has to do with anything, I really dont know though - hes about 85
Is there a US equivalent of Judy Dench??
2002-02-13 09:49:01 AM  
Judy Dench
2002-02-13 09:49:12 AM  
Mile high club?
Mile off your face club!
2002-02-13 09:49:39 AM  
'Judy Dench' sounds like a slang name for a venereal disease
2002-02-13 09:49:43 AM  
Hell, I'll have to figure out how to post pics.
2002-02-13 09:52:05 AM  
well, pirates are technically terrorists.
and they are butt-pirates...
2002-02-13 09:55:15 AM  
Those men are just trying to get the "right" to copulate in public restrooms, the same way as "straights" are allowed to!!!!
2002-02-13 09:58:10 AM  
Two crackhead homos cause two F-16's to be dispatched. Should make them pay for the fuel on the F-16's. (Note I mean that even if it were two heterosexual non drug users, or heterosexual drug users or homosexual non drug users or...)
2002-02-13 10:01:57 AM  
"We're here, we're queer - please don't blow us to farking bits!"
2002-02-13 10:02:39 AM  
Was one of them the dad from ALF?
2002-02-13 10:14:31 AM  
Smoking crack and gay sex in airplane bathrooms? Sounds like my vaction.
2002-02-13 10:22:10 AM  
I think it's great they were denied entry into the U.S.
Stupid f'n penis puffers. Maybe someone shoulda gave them an antifreeze margarita to go with thier crack.
2002-02-13 10:24:26 AM  
The fact that these two guys are dumb as nothing to do with the fact that they are gay or drug addicts... it MAY be because they are brits :)
2002-02-13 10:37:16 AM  
Crack-smoking pillow biters on the next Springer...
2002-02-13 10:48:25 AM  
F-16s scrambled. French crack-smoking homosexuals surrender.
2002-02-13 10:57:46 AM  
I'm surprised one of em didn't get their face suctioned to the toilet that's rumored to anchor fat-ass women to it
2002-02-13 11:15:56 AM  
Close, actually Harmonia and Clown College Graduate.
2002-02-13 11:29:55 AM  
...what? Like this is unusual? Don't F-16s scramble everyone's house when they have sex? *disclaimer: the sex I refer to is only hetero and this is a rhetorical question*
2002-02-13 11:33:24 AM  
Sorry, the two men have been identified as Pedro the cock puller and his father,Pedro's daddy felches farm animals.
2002-02-13 11:35:09 AM  
I'm not sure if the F-16s were as scrambled as these guy's colons after they were hit by torpedoes.
2002-02-13 11:35:43 AM  
er, guys's
2002-02-13 11:37:32 AM  
guys', actually.
2002-02-13 11:38:37 AM  
Nope, mine is actually the proper grammar. Reread your Strunk and White, dumbass.
2002-02-13 11:39:38 AM  
Heh...hit in the stern...
2002-02-13 11:51:11 AM  
I like my F16's scrambled with cheese, some salt and pepper, and a touch of tabasco sauce.
2002-02-13 11:52:09 AM  
If two British gay guys can't take drugs and screw in the bathroom, then the terrorists have already won.
2002-02-13 12:01:08 PM  
It was kinda stupid to say they'd smoked crack as no traces were found on them...

Now-- does this mean that America is shipping all crack-smokers off to the UK, or just Bruce Filanch?
2002-02-13 12:07:08 PM  
Given the Taliban's stated hatred of homosexuality and Western decadence, one could argue these guys were being patriotic.
2002-02-13 12:12:29 PM  

If they were smoking crack why didnt the smoke detectors go off?
2002-02-13 12:20:10 PM  
Oldest trick in the book Kinsella - put a rubber over the smoke detector
Lets just hope it wasnt used, eh kids??
BTW - You arent Charlton Athletic number 8 Mark Kinsella are you??
2002-02-13 12:24:12 PM  
Crackhead Revisited
2002-02-13 12:30:28 PM  
Kin hell!! I hadnt looked at your profile when I posted that mate!!
2002-02-13 12:35:01 PM  
"The men were put back on a plane bound for London later Friday, officials said."

... and resumed banging each other.
2002-02-13 12:41:53 PM  
You guys are the hottest bunch of cyber-man-butt I've ever whacked off to in all my living lurid online hotrod homo fantasies. Thank you, I mean, really, thaaaanks. How do you all feel about being complicit in my febrile penile freestyle butt stumpin??
2002-02-13 12:42:21 PM  
the us has apologized on many occasions for Bruce Filanch
2002-02-13 12:51:43 PM  
What are all British queers?
2002-02-13 01:01:35 PM  
Yep, we are Ping, the same as all americans are total farkwits.
2002-02-13 01:54:46 PM  
Good thing they were denied entry, we don't need any more faggot limeys over here anyways.
2002-02-13 01:57:23 PM  
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