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(Eurekalert)   Researchers find chemosignal that encourages women's sexual desire. Said to smell like fresh cash   (eurekalert.org) divider line 186
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2004-10-07 11:01:42 AM
Submitter, great headline! Reminded me of Bud Bundy's "Simply Abe".
 
2004-10-07 11:18:52 AM
Bwahahahahaha
 
2004-10-07 01:45:56 PM
Great headline! So true!
 
2004-10-07 01:46:56 PM
Chalk one up in the "Made me laugh out loud" column.
 
2004-10-07 01:47:42 PM
funniest title evar.. rofl
 
2004-10-07 01:48:37 PM
I don't care if it smells like burning tractor tires. Someone needs to bottle it and distribute it as a cologne.


/an odor that might get you laid? put me down for 2 bottles.
 
2004-10-07 01:49:11 PM
Right. Because implying that women are whores will earn you a lot of love around here.

seriously.
 
2004-10-07 01:51:18 PM
Apparently it's found in breastfeeding infants and lactating women.
Which should just further support for MY invention, human cheese.
 
2004-10-07 01:51:36 PM
How do you make a hormone?
Put sand in the vaseline.
HAHAHAHAHA

/got nothing
 
2004-10-07 01:51:37 PM
haha -- good headline. That's why I'm marrying a CPA...I mean, I'm marrying him because he's rich...I mean nice. Nice. that's what I meant.
 
2004-10-07 01:51:40 PM
Obsession - by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
 
2004-10-07 01:51:50 PM
After reading the article I'm not sure whether I want to say Hurray! or ewwwww!
 
2004-10-07 01:52:31 PM
Rev.-
that's just, well, ewwwww.

funny though.
 
2004-10-07 01:53:20 PM
 
2004-10-07 01:53:31 PM
Cold blooded headline. Unfortunatly mostly true. Luckilly, I have money.
 
2004-10-07 01:53:43 PM
This just confirms my theory that women are turned on by other womens' breasts.
 
2004-10-07 01:54:02 PM
Blah, blah....too much science in that article, cut to the chase! So am I supposed to make my wife hang around her breastfeeding sister more now, or what? Come on, I want applications!

In other news, exposure to a naturally occurring element known as oxygen has been shown to increase sex drive in men.
 
2004-10-07 01:54:09 PM
Like we needed scientific confirmation for what all males have known since the beginning of history.
 
2004-10-07 01:54:44 PM
The taste of mother's milk gives me a woodnick...

/in fact, just the thought....
 
2004-10-07 01:56:09 PM
it's all about the cheddah.
 
2004-10-07 01:57:10 PM
A smell that makes women horney?


I'll buy THAT for a dollar!
 
2004-10-07 01:57:18 PM
Yeah, it's called freshly printed $100 bills.
 
2004-10-07 01:57:26 PM
another in the choir to say "great headline, submitter-type-person"!
 
2004-10-07 01:58:03 PM
I wonder what these researches were motivated by.

/gettin plenty without science
 
2004-10-07 02:00:08 PM
One of my "out-there" fantasies involves implanting radio-activated micro-vibrators close to the female erogenous zones. Sadly, I don't possess this technology, but if someone did, would any female be willing to give at test-run ?
 
2004-10-07 02:00:13 PM
If women weren't whores, we'd have had no progression as a culture. Males bust their ass off to get laid, not "contribute to society". If "being nice" was enough to reach this goal, what incentive would there be to work hard?

/bitter
 
2004-10-07 02:00:58 PM
... infants produce a substance that increases sexual desire among other women

Sexual desire, or pregnancy desire?

My GF wants to volunteer for one of those things where you go to the hospital hold babies who's mothers are too sick to hold their own babies... It's supposed to be good for the babies. I'll probably sleep more at work.
 
2004-10-07 02:04:16 PM
If it makes you smell like a nursing woman, it may cause you to be attacked by gangs of hungry babies.
 
2004-10-07 02:05:54 PM
2004-10-07 01:49:11 PM nkazibwino


Right. Because implying that women are whores will earn you a lot of love around here.

seriously.
If you are looking for love on Fark you are farked.

seriously
 
2004-10-07 02:06:03 PM
... infants produce a substance that increases sexual desire among other women

Too bad going to parks and rubbing infants on yourself will get you arrested.
 
2004-10-07 02:06:35 PM
How do they recruit for these studies?

Headline...
Looking for volunteers to sniff nursing women's freeze dried sweat

eew
 
2004-10-07 02:08:44 PM
Wheras actually having a child of your own signifigantly decreases a womans sex drive.

Hell, just watching someone else's kid will do that.
 
2004-10-07 02:09:45 PM
--2004-10-07 01:54:02 PM NikolaiFarkoff
... So am I supposed to make my wife hang around her breastfeeding sister more now, or what?


Better yet, you could invite your breastfeeding sister-in-law to join you in bed. That way when your wife gets in the mood, you are all set to go.

/just trying to help
 
2004-10-07 02:10:27 PM
2004-10-07 01:49:11 PM nkazibwino


Right. Because implying that women are whores will earn you a lot of love around here.

seriously.
If you are looking for love on Fark you are farked.

seriously


Yeah you aren't preaching to the choir in this case...

/burnt by many money hungry whores in the past
//has plenty of money now to laugh at them with
 
2004-10-07 02:12:03 PM
kachoo, they had volunteers for that?!? Crap! I always miss out on the cool stuff!
 
2004-10-07 02:12:32 PM
I hear what all you are saying about women, I blame my inability to talk to women on the fact that they want a guy with money, too. It's so easy and I don't have to take any of the blame for not having a girlfriend.
 
2004-10-07 02:12:40 PM
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
 
2004-10-07 02:14:53 PM
/burnt by many money hungry whores in the past
//has plenty of money now to laugh at them with


Too bad money can't cure bitterness.
 
2004-10-07 02:15:14 PM
Excellent headline.
 
2004-10-07 02:15:30 PM
who came up with the hypothesis for this (pulled the idea out their ass is more like it) that was so believable/intriguing they set about experimenting to prove it??

and does the method of experimentation sound extremely shady to anyone else?

also, great headline!
 
2004-10-07 02:20:41 PM
Classic headline.
 
2004-10-07 02:21:22 PM
2004-10-07 02:12:40 PM trancemission

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

An empty roll of toilet paper.
 
2004-10-07 02:21:27 PM
/burnt by many money hungry whores in the past
//has plenty of money now to laugh at them with

Too bad money can't cure bitterness.



We won't get into the details of the bitterness:)
 
2004-10-07 02:23:29 PM
What they didn't report is that women who learn that they've been wiping another woman's breast milk and sweat on their upper lips for several weeks have an 80% increase in uncontrolled vomiting.
 
2004-10-07 02:24:44 PM
actually, the smell of motor oil and weed gets me going.

/don't really care about money
//money makes most guys arseholes, anyway
 
2004-10-07 02:30:14 PM
Funny headline, but are women REALLY like this? I mean I've never been more attracted to a guy because he had money. I don't get it, I don't want his money, I've got my own, and anyway money is just a way for a man to exert control over a woman. I think this is a myth along the same lines as men thinking we care what kind of car you drive. Couldn't care less. Just have a job, some sort of transportation, and don't live in your parent's basement.
 
2004-10-07 02:32:34 PM
Who cares. Their moods are still dangerous, depressing and random.
 
2004-10-07 02:33:49 PM
I don't think it makes a woman a "whore" to want to be with a guy who has resources, as long as that's not her only criterion. I believe that women must have a biological imperative to ensure that they and any offspring of the union will be well taken care of. The ability to earn money is just the modern version of the ability to bring home the mammoth bacon.

Despite the fact that women can now bring home their own bacon and survive indepedently, and can choose whether or not to have kids, this instinct is still useful. Chosing a mate with a good steady job (not necessarily rich) still gives her a better chance (although not a sure one) to be with a guy who is stable, responsible, smart and resourceful. Who wouldn't want those qualities in a partner and a - if it comes to that - donor to half the genes of one's children?

The problem comes when shallower women try to optimize the resource potential of their mate to the point where they're always trading up to a bigger wallet, at the expense of all the other traits they would have benefitted from, like nurturing, honesty and trustworthiness. When the ritual of gift-giving, originally intended as proof of the man's ability to support more people than just himself, becomes a credit-crippling expectation of bigger and bigger bling. The only consolation is that those women can end up old and busted and alone once they run out of shallow, rich men willing to buy them.

Guys, don't put the women down for being careful. No matter how much they may break your heart, it's not as if one of them is going to take off and leave you pregnant with their moran lovechild.
 
2004-10-07 02:33:51 PM
I'm with ParanoidRain on this all the way, she just said it far more eloquently than I.
 
2004-10-07 02:33:53 PM
I must be going dyslexic.
Did anyone else read that as "Said to smell like cat fish"?
 
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