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(Yahoo)   Dear Mr. Kerry, please stop playing sports. It's helping your image   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 310
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2004-10-06 03:23:38 PM
What about the SuperLibs and the MegaLibs and the SuperHyperMegaLibs or the merely moderate ModaLibs. What should they do? Huh, smart guy?

Umm, the MegaLibs are the ones who combine into the giant Libatron, right?
 
2004-10-06 03:24:21 PM
Cake Hunter and mrbah- hilarious!

enoxo- if you're going to try to make Kerry look bad, you've picked the wrong pictures. As with anyone else who has cameras on his every waking moment, there are plenty of silly pictures of him to choose from. Choose those.
 
B82
2004-10-06 03:24:50 PM
Anyone remember when people argued about politics WITHOUT using silly photos? Neither can I
 
2004-10-06 03:24:57 PM
Kerry is a girl's name..

So is Bush!

Baddump psshhhhh!!!!

/this thread rules
 
2004-10-06 03:25:12 PM
These days, with alot of people loving Bush so much and his corporate clowns raping our tax dollars, I am feeling ultra liberal.

I think most Americans don't really care who dies as long as fuel and cheeseburgers are cheap.
 
2004-10-06 03:25:14 PM
No fair. An evil vegetation monster with smooth feminine legs pushed Bush off the Segway.

 
2004-10-06 03:26:03 PM
 
2004-10-06 03:26:09 PM
enoxo, I am going to vote for Kerry, and you literally had me laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes. "Spicy brains - rawr!"
Classic! Makes me think of zombies. *sigh* Thanks for the much needed laugh!
 
2004-10-06 03:26:32 PM
branded00 wins the thread, gets a gmail invite.
 
2004-10-06 03:26:58 PM
 
2004-10-06 03:28:11 PM
moops

If Cheney's lips are moving he's lying.


Can you please tell me your name?

Ed Jones.

Umm, I thought you were Vice President Dick Cheney.

There's absolutely no proof of that, you have your facts wrong. There is definite evidence that I'm most likely Ed Jones.

I see.
 
2004-10-06 03:29:47 PM
I'd like to add that the missile in PatchMcPatches' picture is headed to Saudi Arabia to kill terr'rists. Unlike Bush, Kerry's butt will actually fight terrorism and make our country safer.
 
2004-10-06 03:29:57 PM


Everyone looks stupid when a camera is on them that much!
 
2004-10-06 03:30:26 PM
 
2004-10-06 03:31:22 PM
fapsyaks: "As an athelete- he's not even on the same plane of physical fitness of GWB who has run friggin' marathons for chrissakes..."

John Kerry ran the Boston marathon back when Bush still had a spoon up his nose. I'm pretty sure Edwards has run at least one too.

Another tidbit, Kerry scored a hat trick in soccer against Harvard to get the 6-3 win.

Check it out
 
2004-10-06 03:31:38 PM
how is it "helping" his image?
 
2004-10-06 03:32:21 PM
 
2004-10-06 03:32:42 PM
Bush stop being an idiot. It's helping your image. Typical Fark conservative BS. This site has really taken a Bush turn. What no articles about Rumsfield and Bremmer's flip-flop on Iraq in the last couple days. Nope just a picture of Kerry playing football.
 
B82
2004-10-06 03:32:46 PM
Wow. You sure nailed Cheney alright. Forgetting about some prayer breakfast over three years ago is certainly more scandalous than having a horrible Senate attendance record during your first term
 
2004-10-06 03:33:25 PM
Theresa is not the easiest to look at either, funny photos of her as well.

God damn, dude. She's 66 years old.


Someone dig up those pics of her at 30. Hot as hell, I tell ya!
 
2004-10-06 03:33:32 PM
Holy shiatE!

Pretty much every reputable business school professor in the country just sent a letter to Dubya telling him that the economy is headed for complete and utter disaster on the course Bush has put us on.

http://maxspeak.org/mt/archives/000818.html#more

/I sure as heck don't care that I'm trolling.
 
2004-10-06 03:33:40 PM


Ahh...does zis make you blush my little buttercup? I can see you are bored with ze missionary sex, no?
 
2004-10-06 03:34:08 PM
That headline reminded me of this really shiatty song from 15 years or so ago called "Dear Mr. Jesus." It was sung by a little kid and it sucked. Anyone remember that song. Jesus it sucked.
/off topic
 
2004-10-06 03:34:42 PM
In a race between an orangutan and a chimpanzee..
 
2004-10-06 03:34:47 PM
Melquiades72- I tried to send that story in today too, as well as the pic with Cheney and Edwards together. I guess Fark is just too Fair And Balanced(tm).
 
2004-10-06 03:35:31 PM
madtowner11

College professors are against Bush??????!?!?!?! I am shocked.
 
2004-10-06 03:35:34 PM
Actually, Kerry's pitching form was not awful.

I don't recall Bush's, even though I've seen him throw out the first ball at games. Unremarkable, I suppose.
 
2004-10-06 03:35:40 PM
Vote for Kerry and I'll promise you folks, you'll have the most fun since Gerald Ford.
 
2004-10-06 03:35:41 PM
Not to mention that a majority of the scientific community is backing Kerry. C'mon man.
 
2004-10-06 03:37:03 PM
 
2004-10-06 03:37:11 PM
OOHHH I been waiting to use this:

 
2004-10-06 03:38:05 PM
B82-
It wasn't just that he lied about having never met Edwards (also met him at Libby Dole's swearing in) but that he said that he's in the Senate "most every Tuesday." Actually, he's presided over the Senate exactly two Tuesdays. Edwards also has presided over the Senate twice on a Tuesday. Why is it that Edwards has done Cheney's as much as Cheney?
 
2004-10-06 03:38:20 PM
Forgive me. I'm new to all of this stuff.

I mean, it was just the other day (the first debate, in fact) that I learned Bush is really a smirking chimp.

This newfound knowledge has made me drunk with giddiness.

I dare say Bush is the

Worst. President. Evar!
 
2004-10-06 03:38:35 PM
don't forget this gem:



/kerry in a space suit is still better than bush in a regular suit
 
2004-10-06 03:38:37 PM
Kerry never ran a marathon. It's another one of his "seared" memories.

Did John Kerry Run the Boston Marathon?
 
2004-10-06 03:38:41 PM
He's just showing us the position we must assume if Bush wins
 
2004-10-06 03:38:50 PM
gophergas wins.
 
2004-10-06 03:39:13 PM
It's obvious all of Fark's admins are Bush supporters. Cheney has got to be the most boring speaker of all time. He was seriously putting me to sleep.
 
2004-10-06 03:40:30 PM
We need more Dubya cheerleading photos. 'Cause that's a manly sport, cheerleading.
 
2004-10-06 03:41:05 PM
Hang On Voltaire: "College professors are against Bush??????!?!?!?!"

Seriously all those liberal hippies at the Harvard Business School in their Ivory Tower.
 
2004-10-06 03:41:22 PM
witty username
a jock?? A jock doesn't take a football to the chin... we've all seen that picture. I'd post it if I knew how.


Good thing you won't be voting then. Because posting a pic is slightly easier than casting a ballot.

Are you a Floridian?
 
2004-10-06 03:41:34 PM
One must not forget this...

 
2004-10-06 03:41:49 PM
Kerry = Marathon Fapping
 
2004-10-06 03:43:10 PM
Actually Bush throws a baseball pretty well. The last time I saw him throw the first pitch out at a MLB park he threw a strike that had some movement.
 
2004-10-06 03:44:26 PM
Face it all we are going to remember about the debate last night is that Cheney said he never met Edwards.
 
2004-10-06 03:47:14 PM
kuhns_m

And the "factcheck.com" shout out.
 
2004-10-06 03:47:15 PM
Ha ha ha, Very funny photoshops guys.

At least Kerry doesn't have his head up his arse like Bush does.

See, and I wouldn't say that for Cheney. Cuz although I disagree with him, he at least got on my television last night, and communicated ideas and articulated points. Even though they were mostly lies and distortions, it is much better than that stuttering monkey GWB.
 
2004-10-06 03:47:52 PM
Cheney has got to be the most boring speaker of all time. He was seriously putting me to sleep.


In all honesty, he held up well in the debate. I'm certainly no fan, but I found him well spoken, and thought he handled himself well.

Of course, he also gave GWB the proverbial bird on the the gay marriage issue, and his performance in the debate only amplifies what a 'tard GWB really is.
 
B82
2004-10-06 03:48:46 PM
enoxo, why must you dastardly right-wingers always question John Kerry's patriotism??!! He fought in Vietnam!! Who cares if he lies about being in Cambodia, never saying Bush lied, or running in some marathon? VIETNAM VIETNAM VIETNAM!!!!!
 
2004-10-06 03:49:03 PM
How do you fall off of a segway? I thought that was not possible. I mean isn't there like a 1000 gyros that self correct it when it starts to fall?
 
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