Well, how was he supposed to know the gun was loaded? Besides the whole, "shooting at other people" thing, anyway?

HAHAHAHHAA... DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO READ THIS ARTICLE. funny stuff.

/I dub this day jumping to conclusions day. it's way too early to read articles.

Dr. Darwin is smiling.

Christ, was his name really Einstein?

Article is really short anyway.
I agree, LOL at the asshat.

He's no Einstein. Oh wait, yes he is.

"Einstein"? This, my friends, is Comedy Gold.

Must be Einstein's tard son. (A. Einstein kicking this idiots ass in heaven)

credit to original poster

His momma did him a disservice with that middle name.

An Einstein, he ain't.

It's so nice when things just take care of themselves.

Once again, El Paso has made it on Fark. We made the sweatiest city in the US a few months ago, now this dumbass that I've been watching on the news all morning. Keep on going while I keep on Farking and look more and more like the only sane person in this place!!

/recently voted the most illiterate and 2nd drunkest city, too... take a day off in wonderful El Paso!!

Priceless.

How ironic that his middle name was Einstein.

A.P. Einstein Gallegos was disgusted at his poor markmanship
and decided to practice his head shot on himself.
His last thoughts were "it doesn't happen like this in the cartoons". .......another one bites the dust.

His last thoughts were "it doesn't happen like this in the cartoons"

You're wrong about that - the last thing to go through his mind was...some SKULL FRAGMENTS. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

/old joke, not funny, kick me in the box and shove me, I want karate

That is precious. That makes me so happy.

Way to go, Einstein!

"Great move, Einstein!"

Hero?

"In other news, police were seeking the location of Einstein's friend, Manuel 'Heisenberg' Rivera. 'Every time we determine his location, we show up at the wrong time, and vice-versa', a police spokesman said.

Suspect in drive-by shootings caps the night by accidentally shooting himself in the head

/Pun intended

[Texas], [Darwin] and [Karma].
A trifecta for sure!

Gotta love that karma!

El Paso, huh?

Oye vato, wassssapenneeeeng?

/ex-El Pasoan
//actually can speak better spanish than this

Einstein's dogma just got run over by a karma.
E=mb2 Energy equals mass times the speed of a bullet squared.

2004-10-05 09:36:39 AM UTEP_Farker

Once again, El Paso has made it on Fark. We made the sweatiest city in the US a few months ago, now this dumbass that I've been watching on the news all morning. Keep on going while I keep on Farking and look more and more like the only sane person in this place!!

But we're also the 2nd safest large city in the country, probably because our asshat criminals just take themselves out of the picture.

An investigation by the Drive-by Shooting Response Team continues.

Second-safest large city? Man, oh man, I'm out of touch with the USA. Does that mean that all of your large cities require "Drive-By Shooting Response Teams?"

Where's the Hero tag?

>>/recently voted the most illiterate and 2nd drunkest
>>city, too... take a day off in wonderful El Paso!!

Pray tell, who was # 1? Boston?

but was he shot in the face?

I just wanted to give props to the submitter- Great headline!!

gotta agree phrightener pure comedy gold!!
A.P. Einstein Gallegos
you know sometimes things happen that honestly make me wonder if thier is a god, & he has a twisted since of humor.

question...

Why can the people trying to shoot themselves in the head not do it successfully, yet the drive by arm shooter can cap his own head on the first try? Oh, wait. Maybe he was trying to shoot himself in the head when he shot the two arms. Yes, that must be it.

I would like to nominate this person for the Darwin award.

Probably upset at his apparent lack of aim.

/If at first you don't succeed...

This story is reminiscient of a case where a gangbanger was in the far side of the car driving. He reaches over the hood with his tec 9 and fires away, then realizes he's killed everybody else in the car.

QQue: Nope, Denver was the drunkest. Here's the Men's Health list of sobriety in the nation's 101's largest cities, though keep in mind that it's actually in reverse - the most sober city is #1, and Devner is 101st, El Paso is 100th, etc, and that this is based on alcohol-related traffic deaths, DWI arrests, and mortality rates because of stuff like liver disease, etc, caused by alcohol.

/Boston is the 10th most sober city on the list, FYI

Darwin? Sounds like God just saved taxpayers a crapload of money.

Darwin's missing link just went missing again....

Has anyone else noticed that gang violence was basically eliminated or, at least, stopped in the late nineties, but in the last year or so it has started back up? Especially with Mexicans and Mexican-Americans?