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(Some Guy)   Play this way cool curling game.   ( divider line
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8360 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Feb 2002 at 1:17 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-12 01:26:30 PM  
It may be an asinine link, but at least the games have the good sense to steal South Park graphics! Love the cow.

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2002-02-12 01:27:52 PM  
Sorry, I should have posted the curling picture!

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2002-02-12 01:33:02 PM  
Something's fishy about this game. Get a bullseye and get 25 points, 10 shots = 250 points. How can a winning score be 500? or even 400 to see something special. Oh, wait I know...Scottish math. ;)
2002-02-12 01:33:07 PM  
This is about as far from "cool" as it gets.
2002-02-12 01:35:06 PM  
i dont know whats worse

a)that game

b)that music

c)my life
2002-02-12 01:40:12 PM  
Slow, but fun
2002-02-12 01:42:28 PM  
I'd like to reach through my computer and slap the fool who submitted this game.
2002-02-12 01:42:59 PM  

I would love to play your stupid game, but I'm off to the hospital right now.

You are going to pay for my new eardrums!

How about at least a warning next time?
2002-02-12 01:43:50 PM  
Way cool, eh? That person needs to get outdoors more.
2002-02-12 01:45:57 PM  
"This is about as far from "cool" as it gets."

Random person-That's why the link says ASININE, meaning dumb.
2002-02-12 01:52:44 PM  
2002-02-12 01:53:45 PM  
The controls suck.

The music nearly blew out my ears.

There's no team of people with the little brooms to guide it around. That's like having a football game with only 2 players.
2002-02-12 01:55:49 PM  
My first game was a text based voting simulator, and somehow this is less fun?
2002-02-12 01:56:10 PM  
I got to 400 in that caber toss game just to "see something interesting" and the game froze on me. Woop. E. How, um, interesting.
2002-02-12 02:05:17 PM  
AHHHH!!! Music......causing.....seizures.....
2002-02-12 02:08:11 PM  
If you get 400+ the Scottsman lifts his kilt to you.
2002-02-12 02:09:30 PM  
hold the mouse until his arm turns red twice, then release. Perfect bulls eye every time equal to 50 points * 10 = 500 points
2002-02-12 02:15:51 PM  
crikey, i found a bug in their game. besides sucking, it will after image the shuttle rock.
2002-02-12 02:17:17 PM  
apparently I need to 'eat more porridge'
2002-02-12 02:22:10 PM  
On that caber tossing game, I barely clicked the mouse and the log goes flying up into space. Weird!
2002-02-12 02:26:42 PM  
dear moderator, you have just lifted yourself to the level of inane usefulness - why not just go to your corner and lick your nuts? sincerely, all of us
2002-02-12 02:29:50 PM  
Oh, did anyone play the sheep bagging game? Apparently I didn't do a good enough job of watching out for the "coos" unaware that "these things are vicious."
2002-02-12 02:33:00 PM  
I was really looking forward to the bang the sheep game, until I realized it was bag the sheep
2002-02-12 02:35:55 PM  

'e nay show'd me 'is 'caber' wit' me 425 points!!!
2002-02-12 02:44:59 PM  
I still like the Monkey Curling Championship - 1986 from Mohseye better.
2002-02-12 03:28:33 PM  
*phew* Good thing I didnt buy an X-box, when I can play this all day for free!
2002-02-12 03:38:18 PM  
Fudd The score for a bulls-eye is 50 points. 10x50= 500 max points. The only catch is a bullseye can not have any part of the rock touching the white. Jeez, haven't you ever played curling before? :P
2002-02-12 03:45:11 PM  
curling isnt a sport...ITS A WAY OF LIFE!!!!!
2002-02-12 04:00:28 PM  
If it's nae Scottish, it's CRRRRAP!!!
2002-02-12 04:47:37 PM  
Tuesday must be Shockwave Game Day around these parts....
2002-02-12 05:37:40 PM  
this was scottish and it had a game called catch the sheep im glad i was not welsh....snicker snicker my god that game sucked.
2002-02-12 05:45:44 PM  
Wow, first thing I thought when I saw that page was "Why is there a south park curling game?!?"
2002-02-12 06:02:36 PM  
This. Music. Blows.
2002-02-12 06:06:09 PM  


2002-02-12 06:50:10 PM  
Farking juveniles.

Ever since HamsterDance, I keep my audio muted when browsing the web.
2002-02-12 07:46:24 PM  
worst game ever!
2002-02-12 07:47:03 PM  
There was music?
2002-02-12 09:16:17 PM  
just wait, ValuSoft will have their version of "Xtreme Curling 3D" out soon.
2002-02-12 09:29:14 PM  
This is what happens when the megalomaniac boss is convinced his three-year-old niece is a computer wizzard. Same quality as ZX81 games, except it brings a PIII/500 to a crawl. And hey, it's in colour. Got to admit though ... never seen anything on the net suck quite so much. My god it sucks.
2002-02-12 11:44:11 PM  
Anybody know were I can download MP3 files of that music?
2002-02-13 12:03:07 AM  
Andonbray - I thought it was just someone sitting on the mic. An actual composition, you say?
2002-02-13 12:27:45 AM  
Andonbray: I don't know where you could find it in .mp3 format but the .mid file is here.
2002-02-13 12:29:38 AM  
The only thing way cool about curling is the ice.
2002-02-13 12:46:51 AM  
Frozen_North - Thanks all the same but now I have some cats farking outside my window that sound just as good.
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