Scrotum scratchers unite!

Thanks, that's always good advice!

©

Why yes I will.

Don't get married. Problem solved.

That's right, because OldButFast might pull some facts out of there.

?

where's johnny dangerously when you need him?

hmm, well this guy certainly wouldn't approve...

Bag of nuts anyone??

Well, whose else could I possibly protect? I mean... duh!

This was on Venture Brothers last night; the entire site is set up by them. But still, it is comedy gold.

oh come on people, everyone got the athf refrenes but no love for the venture bros.

saneman:

ouch. ow. gah.

What a sack of ...
Nevermind.

Check better informed websites for information about your scrotum. This one is not very good and may well be full of extremely bad ideas. Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.


At least they are honest.

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - The SCS?

FUN SCROTAL SCIENCE PROJECT

I do believe that's the first time this particular phrase has ever been used. Bravo!

bogeyb

That's because Venture Bros. sucks. Nothing holds a candle to Sealab 2021. N.o.t.h.i.n.g.

Stop
Touch
and Tell

/putting this on the fridge

if yah got 'em, flaunt 'em

nm I posted before the last couple of comments were up (I is dumb)

Taisetsu Maimomo? Let's Fighting love?

Don't be like the guy on the right of this picture:

It is normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other in the scrotum. It considered more attractive to have the right one lower than the left. (The opposite applies to European tastes.)

huh?

saneman
I may not know what it is, but I feel incredibly lucky that the picture on that site isn't coming through.

Believe me, I don't need a website to tell me to protect the family jewels. I keep them in a stainless steel jock strap.

It is normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other in the scrotum. It considered more attractive to have the right one lower than the left. (The opposite applies to European tastes.)

I just discovered that I'm living in the wrong continent

ow.

too late.

You guys should get a female buddy. You can help her with her breast exam and she can perform...to you :)

Scrotum Song

Scrotum
Scrotum
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag o' skin!
Scrotum!
Scrotum!
It's the thing I keep my testes in
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and covered in hair
And I don't what I'd do if it wasn't there..
Scrotum
Scrrrrrrrotum!
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag o' skin!

/Asylum Street Spankers

Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are.

A fact that I am painfuly aware of.

I can also report that as old as 4 years, they still manage to target the most tender part of the scrotal area with alarming accuracy. And increasing creativity and energy.

BearToy

jesus.

ok, your link was better...

I, for one, am going against the prevailing trend in America by letting my left nut freely hang lower than the right. Who are you to tell me what is fashionable inside my trousers?

Who's with me? Stand up!

Just did a quick check.

I'm more attractive than I thought!

This is singularly the most important article that Fark has ever linked to. Period.

I, for one, welcome our pendulous overlords. I, for one, am our pendulous overlords.

Your puberty is actually a celebration of your testicles producing sperm. Secondary sex characteristics are your body's way of decorating for that party.

Comedy gold.

come on now, that's no way to get a thanksgiving pardon.

Hehe Halfmast Trousers, you can't really control it... they hang like that so when you walk, one slides in front of the other and you don't give your boys grief with each step.

Of course, you could check out the links by saneman and boytoy and alter what nature gave you

Bollocks !

OMFG

I just looked at that link from beartoy (sorry about the error in previous post)

I can't even FIND my testicles NOW

Enshrouded
Nads

Love

Emerald
Nuts

Green Tom - Feel Your Balls



Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls
Squeeze your balls
Tease your balls
Please your balls

Early detection is the key
Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
You don't want cancer

Rub your balls
Squeeze your balls
So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer
Hey kids rub your balls
So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,
While masurbating looking for lump
If you find a lump
Then go to the doctor
And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,
WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason
Other then for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Specifically for the only reason of
Checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and
For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls
And aslo check for cancer
At the same time

You can pleasure yourself
And also check for cancer
At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls
And check them for
Cancer at the same time

I love ya BearToy but that wasn't safe for.....anyone. Even urologists would wince at that.