That;s like calling my ex for a quickie - ughhh - no thank you.

One for me.
And one for my homies.

Can't make this stuff up.

Don't mess with the dead, dumbass !

I hate to think what those nugs would smell like after sitting underground for a year.

was he polish?

"Rabalais is being held in jail and no bond had been set on Friday."

that's a little harsh... as the pot would be too.

Louisiana

"Like a whole 'nother country."

Money and pot that have been buried with a corpse for a year must smell delightful.

I agree nkazibwino, but the article is from Chalmette, LA. which, in and of itself, is a different world.

He's gonna get to 'enjoy' a whole new kind of 'bone' in the 'joint.'

Larrypevin said---I hate to think what those nugs would smell like after sitting underground for a year.


I think they would smell dank.....


/back to bed 4 me

Did anyone RTFA?

"He believed there was money and possibly marijuana behind the face of the tomb"

"The front of the crypt was removed. You could see the casket but it was undisturbed"

Just wait until this guy finds out that his dead nympho sister had the hots for him before she died....

As info, in New Orleans the 'burials' occur above ground due to the fact that southeast LA is below sea level. Here is a picture of a typical New Orleans cemetery:

Ah yes, the old weed and cash hidden in a tomb trick. They fall for it every time. Well first of all, if you're a stoner and you're THAT hard up for herbs you should just quit.... And if you need cash you should get a job. Secondly, if you're going to open a tomb at all, don't TELL someone about it, like this dumb-ass did. I see no problem with fumbling around dead folks. I mean, what do they care. They're DEAD. And tombs and graves are stupid anyway. Leave the dead behind. Burn em up, shoot em into space, make soilent green out of em, whatever. But why take up space with moronic graveyards? It's retarded. When I die, for instance, I wanna be chicken fried. NARF!

Now that's a desperate and dumb man!
LA must be so dry that they are accepting pot donations from the Salvation Army.
/Actually officer, I carry a screwdriver in a bag with me everywhere

Isn't it interesting how that paper gives the addresses of everybody? If anyone lives in that area, you can all torment him now...

Speaking of moronic graveyards: You should all check out the 'Penn & Tellers: BULLshiat' episode on the funeral industry. Eye opening (As all their shows are). And with that, I ride off into the FARK sunset on my mountainbike with squeeky brakes. SIMIAN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

I blame beer.

/beer, the ultimate gateway drug to stupidity

Even if the weed wasn't with the body, wouldn't it kind of get stale after a while?

Or is it like tobacco where it gets better with age?

And who would leave weed as a tribute to a dead person anyway?

Granted, they still leave bottles of Jack Daniels for Duane Allman down in Macon....

He didn't find the drugs because he didn't look in the shrimp boots.

/NOLA locals will get it, sorry everybody else.

sidgoop...

I didn't know shrimp wore boots?! And you should know better... they're Delcambre Reeboks!

they post his farking address? right to privacy much?

Colgate: I blame beer.

I blame crack.

It's a great place to keep your weed

I just perused the local obits and I wasn't in there, so don't come looking for my stash.

©

Smoking year old weed is like smoking hay from your lawn. The plant would be devoid of most if not all the THC.

How do I know this? Buddy of mine found a bag of weed when we were younger. He didn't know what it was until one year later (we started smoking pot when we we're 18).

He had hidden it in his pool house and when we went to smoke the herbs.... it was the most awfully tasting and smelling stuff ever! Like I said it was like smoking hay, not that I've ever done that.

i didnt believe this story until i saw it happened in St. Bernard parish ("da parish"). then it all made sense. not too many MENSA members there

When the home boys here about this I have a feeling our tomb robbing friend will no longer call this little blue marble home.

no surprises with this story

/lives in LA.

I'd be a bit more worried about reaching in there with a corpse that had been decaying for a year. After all, in the typical tomb scenario, bodies are more likely to putrefy than mumify... means a mostly liquid corpse.

/getting buried in a simple wooden box, or else having my skeleton stripped of all flesh and hung in a classroom.

I want to be chopped up and mailed to my enemies.... I can just picture the look on my malcontents' faces when they open their brown unmarked package and BAM! there's my jaw. Awesome.

Wow, now that's serious Jonesin'!

Pictures of those New Orleans tombs - flashback to "Easy Rider".

Looked up meaning of the word: "picayune"
Short Definition: of little value or importance
Long Definition: In New Orleans, the daily paper is the Times-Picayune.

Strange, self-depreciating name for a newspaper.

Day_Old_Dutchie

Yeah, that is weird. I went looking for some alternate definitions and it seems that picayune can also be a small coin, a Spanish half real piece or a half dime. Maybe that's what the paper cost at its inception?

I'd be a bit more worried about reaching in there with a corpse that had been decaying for a year.

He didn't reach into or go anywhere near the coffin.

As info, in New Orleans the 'burials' occur above ground due to the fact that southeast LA is below sea level. Here is a picture of a typical New Orleans cemetery:
I can't help thinkin' Tornado....
Yeah, that's you all over....

Toy_Cop
Hehe, it's all in the storage. Got some I ummm...Acquired, yeah acquired, last winter. Just as tasty as it ever was.
Couch-lock material.

/just sayin'...

i actually have 1yr old weed...smoked some last week...it was just fine.

i smoke so seldom i end up keeping it that long. for those saying i should buy less...it was the first time buying pot for me, and it was only about 30$US worth.

/bleh

This is going to make for a real uncomfortable family reunion...

One thing to say:

"we've had grave desecrations in St. Bernard, but nothing where (the offenders) were trying to retrieve something."

He, he, he, that's leaves a lot for the imagination.

Always wondered what Picayune meant. Went to New Orleans in early 2003 for vacation, and drove all over southern Louisiana for the hell of it. Strangest place name I remember was Plaquemines parish. What in the world is a Plaquemine?

My gramps lived in Plaquemines parish when he was alive. Now he's buried in that cemetery picture that Brassrob provided for y'all. (Yes, I said Y'all, get over it).

Here Comes the schooling, DoorsFanRob: The parish takes its name from the Amerindian word "Piakimin" which designates the plaquemine, fruit of the plaquemine tree, also known as "Kaki". I suppose if it was Halloween it would be 'Boo'"Kaki". BHA HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....HA....ha....heh...ahem. I swallowed a bug.

If and when I go, I want to be buried or cremated with
weed seeds, I may never get to heaven but atleast I'll
be high when lowerd or ignited!

My cousin actually was buried with either a marijuana joint in his pocket or a baggie. My Mom and I thought it would have been both shocking and hilarious if the hearse had been pulled over on the way to the cemetary and searched.
Either way, no one has been crazy enough to go to the trouble of digging down six feet for the stuff. At least, not yet.