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(   Man drives his backhoe into two taverns, no word on what he ordered   ( divider line
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1461 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2002 at 6:50 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-11 06:52:47 PM  
Man drives into a bar with a backhoe...
2002-02-11 06:54:05 PM  
Is it me, or have backhoe-related accidents gone up like 3000%?
2002-02-11 06:56:47 PM  
Hold on to your beer it's a "BACKHOE ATTACK"
2002-02-11 06:57:01 PM  
There was a backhoe bank vault break in, and a backhoe slow speed chase last week. In both cases the guys got away. Or maybe there's just one serial backhoe criminal mastermind out there.
2002-02-11 06:57:03 PM  
Reason #276 why alcohol and farm equipment just dont mix.
2002-02-11 06:57:30 PM  
Several natural gas lines were severed in the incident, forcing the evacuation of nearby homes.

Call before you dig!
2002-02-11 06:57:44 PM  
Reason #276 why alcohol and farm equipment just dont mix.

Its only risen about 2996 or so. Lets keep the facts accurate.
2002-02-11 06:58:28 PM  
I thought they tightened restrictions on backhoes after that motherfarker who drove a backhoe into a bank, AND WAS NEVER CAUGHT...
2002-02-11 06:59:40 PM  
<insert witty man walks into a bar joke here>
2002-02-11 07:01:37 PM  
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When backhoe's attack.
2002-02-11 07:03:04 PM  
2002-02-11 07:05:52 PM  
He was pissed they removed the condom machines from the men's rooms.
2002-02-11 07:09:24 PM  
Were does a backhoe relax after a hard days work?

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2002-02-11 07:15:56 PM  
I got the punchline.
Bartender says, The drive thru's in the back.

get it back, hahahaa back, get it.

2002-02-11 07:25:38 PM  
Next time the bartenders will damn well get his order right.
2002-02-11 07:25:55 PM  
Damn ho's.
2002-02-11 07:45:10 PM  

Backhoe's that attack, and the gay baby whales for jesus that love them.....
2002-02-11 09:07:07 PM  
This probably isn't the oregon backhoe bandit that got away after a failed bank robbery, but got $7,000 by plowing through a supermarket. He got away both times.

This idiot must have thought that he could do it too.
2002-02-12 12:07:44 AM  
And, of course, it's time for me to say, all I want is a Bobcat.
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