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(via Cruel Site of the Day)   Government uses experimental electronic weapons on its citizenry, disastrous results in Florida   ( divider line
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2002-02-11 03:31:03 PM  
tin foil hat time
2002-02-11 03:31:34 PM  
This is from the *real* paranoid tin-foil hat wearing crowd. What a bunch of maroons.
2002-02-11 03:31:55 PM  
As long as they don't hurt FLA Chickie's BOOBIES !
2002-02-11 03:32:24 PM  
DISCLAIMER: This web page and its links
refer to actual physical events experienced
by sane adults. The persons referenced here
Some victims were forced to participate in
cult activities as children, but this site
is about victims and survivors who totally
reject any supernatural explanation for the
happenings described here.

nope, not UFOs. government conspiracy. BIG DIFFERENCE.
2002-02-11 03:32:26 PM  
Mommy, can we visit the Toledo Microwave Harrassment Training Center?
2002-02-11 03:34:16 PM  
Read the part that starts "Dear E-weapons Victim:" and substitute 'paranormal events' for 'e-weapons' and you'll get the same sort of drivel that psychics put out. I.E., ghosts know that you're photographing them and hide, they really exist but they're invisible to technological means of observation, even if you manage to detect them they'll be explainable by other means, etc.
2002-02-11 03:34:48 PM  
2002-02-11 03:34:48 PM  
(in british mod voice)

schizophrenic? She's a bleedin' quadrophenic...
2002-02-11 03:35:07 PM  
give me crack and I get high for the day.
teach me to make crack get high a life time!!
2002-02-11 03:35:12 PM  
Tinfoil ? TINFOIL ?!?!? You mean this Saran Wrap around my head won't protect me ? Curses, Foiled again !
2002-02-11 03:35:41 PM  
Eleanor White is quit insane do-dah do-dah.

Unlimited permission to publish is given.

Diary #1 (Eleanor White)
January 1, 1998 (date written)

A New Year's Day diary entry.

Last evening, December 30th, 1997, I went home
to discover water from the apartment above (an
often used harassment base for the spooks)
dribbling out of the electrical wall outlet next to
my stove. By the grace of God I was able to
get the outlet pulled out of the wall and the
water channelled into a cat litter pan before
great damage took place.

Went to sleep, the water stopped overnight.
(Water coming out of outlets is a favourite
pastime of certain e-weapons spook crews.)

Today, Dec. 31, our work let out early and
I got home at 2 p.m. As I entered the apt.
I noticed a terrible smell, a mix of the brown
stuff and perhaps ethyl mercaptan, the
smelly stuff in the Guiness book of records.

When I entered the kitchen, my kitchen
sink was half full of a jet black fluid every
bit as opaque as India ink. Before I could
do anything else, this fluid magically drained
out, and left a thick black sludge. Before it
was finally cleaned up, I nipped a few
samples into empty pill vials for the
ol' evidence locker.

Apparently the spooks were not happy I
was able to divert the water. The place
still reeks.

And as a capper, I came to work to email
this out, and they zorched my CD music
player - which is literally the source of my
strength - just as I started up a rousing
chorus from the Red Army choir.

Any media people who read this - this is
very, very typical - not an abberation at
all - and when we e-weapons victims
tell you about "non-electronic harassment",
this is an excellent example.

Eleanor White
2002-02-11 03:35:49 PM  
hehe these people are sad
2002-02-11 03:35:58 PM  
So *that's* why Florida farked up the election in 2000.

And the whole Elian thing.

And the kiddie who decided to fly a plane into a building.

And the Devil Rays.

2002-02-11 03:36:13 PM  
Can you say "Paranoid Schizophrenia"?
2002-02-11 03:36:24 PM  

"Memory deletion during shopping is another
frequent "test". The spooks routinely cause
the victim to forget to look at a list, if the
victim is lucky enough to remember to bring
2002-02-11 03:42:07 PM  
More Eleanor White

My own experiments have largely failed,
but I still sleep in a piecemeal sheet-steel
"cylinder" in which my bed and the multi-
piece shielding are suspended 4 feet above
the floor. (The 4-foot suspension frame
has significantly reduced what used to
be constant bouncing of my body at the
rate normally used in the sex act, throughout
most of every night.)

The e-weapons people used to fark her in her sleep!!!!

2002-02-11 03:43:26 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: I'll make sure they are protected...
2002-02-11 03:45:03 PM  
Reminds me of that great Patsy Cline song...
2002-02-11 03:48:13 PM  
I am fairly certain we stopped these tests in the 1950s.
2002-02-11 03:48:58 PM  
Shouldn't there be a 'tin foil hat' tag for this kind of thing??
2002-02-11 03:49:50 PM  
holy jesus and i thought I was crazy... *whew* shiat like this makes me feel better about myself
2002-02-11 03:49:53 PM  
"The raucous, unnatural bird calls stop IMMED-
IATELY if I push the record button on my
microcassette recorder which I always carry.
The unnatural calls will start again a short time
after I stop the recorder. As a result I have, at
best a few fragments, perhaps a second in
length of the unnatural part"

hmm..i wonder why that is..
2002-02-11 03:50:56 PM  
perhaps a 'whacko' tag would apply
2002-02-11 03:53:46 PM  
I don't think I have ever felt more sane then I do right now.
2002-02-11 03:54:24 PM  
Hahahaha...this cracks me up:

"Upon arriving at our new home our healthy dog
jumped out of the car and ran around gleefully.
She appeared at the door several minutes later with
what appeared to be human feces smeared in a very
undog-like way across the front of her face. That
evening she had a very high temperature. We called
the vet. He came over and said he didn't know
what it was. He reassured us that the feces could
not have this effect on her. Her "illness"
progressed and changed form with no clue from the
vet what was wrong. She panted like she was out of
breath, she had unexplained seizures, she had
bladder problems, she couldn't sleep, she whimpered
in pain. This went on for 3-1/2 months. We finally
put her to sleep when it became clear she was not
going to improve. At times in the last 3 years I
have had symptoms just like that dog."

The moral of the story kids, is don't eat human feces!!
2002-02-11 03:55:37 PM  
This has been going on for the past 6 years here
in Hamilton, Ontario...

This wacko's from Canadia. Why am I not surprised?
2002-02-11 03:57:03 PM  
oh. my. this poor, poor woman...


Diary #3 (Eleanor White)
January 3, 1997

One of the e-weapon harassers' favourite pastimes
is to use their advanced remote manipulation ability
to generate weird noises from common objects.

An example is that off and on during my now 8-year
stint as a guinea pig is: they make one shoe or
the other whistle every time I step down on it.

This is NOT coming from the shoe - I normally
wear suede Wallabees which are both very comfortable
and very quiet. It happens on carpet as well as on
hard floors or even dirt surfaces. It happens where
others can hear it. My co-workers have asked me
why my shoe whistles when I walk by. (It's not
the nylon - this happens with bare feet in shoes
as well.)

I asked one co-worker to listen for it and for
several days, the noise would SELECTIVELY
STOP, a few feet before I reached her desk and
started again a few feet after I passed.

Other favourites are squeaks from furniture that
come close to mimicing a taunting human voice,
like, "nyaaaaah". Ditto for any kind of door
hinge. They also use this technology to make
one's own nostrils "wolf whistle" at the victim
when trying to sleep.
Very sophisticated and
it works quite well on small non-conductive

ANYWAY - I spend lots of time alone in our
offices, both due to taking care of the computers
and because my Internet access is there.

For the past 3 years or so, the spooks have
delighted in loudly shaking, via their remote
manipulation equipment (used on my bed
too) the air conditioning ductwork. I finally
succeeded in quieting the ductwork which
makes the computer room noisy with lots
of heavy telephone books, placed on or
suspended from the ductwork. Good damping.

About a week before Christmas, the spooks
went into high gear with extreme disruption
and damage to computer equipment (all by
remote control). They also remotely caused
intense friction between two air conditioning
rotary humidification drums that squeaked
like an old leather chair with a microphone
and amplifier attached. Co-workers even
complained about that trick.

They did this whenever I was present, but
they did not hide the noise from others (they
can do that too - have done major noises that
nobody standing close by can hear.)

The noise is intentional - I have arrived at
times I'm not normally there, and the drums
are turning, but no noise. The spooks must
have specialist equipment operators scheduled.

Just yesterday, Jan. 2, 1997, we had our HVAC
contractor fix the drums - wasn't able to see him
to find out how he did it - possibly replaced
some parts.

Well when I came in this morning, Saturday,
Jan. 3, 1997, the spooks had IMMEDIATELY
found yet some more air duct structure to
rattle, so I'll again have to climb up into that
filthy false ceiling and hang some more phone
books, which usually takes repeated climbs.

To outsiders - this is the way it goes: ...and
goes, and goes, and goes, and goes and goes!
Never a moment's let up. Like the Gorgon's
head, cutting it off does no good at all.

This is our future, not a bright one if these
sickos are allowed to keep their toys.

Eleanor White
2002-02-11 03:57:56 PM  
"human feces smeared in a very undog-like way across the front of her face"

What is the correct dog-like way to have human feces smeared on your dog's face???
2002-02-11 03:59:23 PM  

Is the "SCARY" tag for the possibility that this stuff happens (Which it does not) or the scary fact that people who think this stuff happens to them live right next door, drive cars, shop, etc.

Now THAT is scary
2002-02-11 04:00:37 PM  
"Other favourites are squeaks from furniture that come close to mimicing a taunting human voice, like, nyaaaaah."

I am often taunted by my ottoman, and my end tables are just plain cruel.
2002-02-11 04:01:13 PM  
Apparently the spooks are perverts too:

"April past (1997) I owned 8 pairs of
underwear - just enough for a week.
At that stage none was older than
8 months, and they were good quality
from Eaton's, a quality department
store chain in Canada.

In a single week, and after washing
them in lukewarm water only, and they
were intact then, every darn one of them
were ripped open in the crotch, in a
rather unusual way: There were two
holes, front right and front left, not a
single random opening."

Two holes? Must be a conspiracy!
2002-02-11 04:01:18 PM  
Flachickie: W/ Tinfoil?
2002-02-11 04:02:31 PM  
I'd like to ask some of these people why they think they're so important that the government is willing to pay a team of trained technicians to harass them. My guess is they'll answer with one of the following:

- Last member of dying race of alien beings

- Used to be part of an elite government scientific/military group until Something Went Horribly Wrong

- Occasionally watched X-Files or listened to Art Bell, now Know Too Much

- Know the truth about $conspiracy and are being harassed into silence

- Get out of my teeth!

- Completely and irrevocably batshiat insane

I'm actually jealous that these people get their own black helicopter goon squad to harass them day and night. I guess I'm just not important enough... :snif:
2002-02-11 04:02:50 PM  
And.. this just in from the world of TOO MUCH INFORMATION:

"Finally, for comfort's sake on the job
(I do some crawling under desks and some
ladder work as well) I always purchase
oversize underwear."

Not the prettiest of mental images.....
2002-02-11 04:03:17 PM  
Broadcasting of bongo drums or other
annoying noises through commercially-
made white noise machines. I own 3
white noise machines, all of which are
rendered useless by this practice. The
harassers let me have a short period of
success in using commerical white noise
so I would purchase more than one,
then "closed me down" by using them
as loudspeakers for bongo drumming.

I like bongos!
2002-02-11 04:03:42 PM  
Here is a LINK to a page that shows you how to make your foil hats to combat e-weapons. Very good to know.
2002-02-11 04:05:45 PM  
Man, you guys just don't know what these people are going through. My mom is JUST like these people except she thinks 'they' are after her because 'they' injected her with plutomium. These people think it's very real, and they live in fear. It's very sad.

2002-02-11 04:06:00 PM  
I knew it! The lady above me has been walking around her apartment just to make me crazy!

*hides under desk and sobs quietly*
2002-02-11 04:06:30 PM  
Isn't Limp Bizkit from Florida, that explains alot
2002-02-11 04:07:32 PM  
"...causing the victim perhaps to spend several minutes staring blankly at a computer screen wondering why he/she is there in the first place."

She thinks it's an e-weapon. That's life, for many of us!
2002-02-11 04:07:38 PM  
Kim, it's because youre in Rochester
2002-02-11 04:08:07 PM  
The difference between crazy people from past generations, and crazy people now, is that they are now crazy people that know how to code html.
2002-02-11 04:09:02 PM  
Kodak puts something in the water there.
2002-02-11 04:09:20 PM  
Kim: Then it's a clinical condition. Get her some help. No, we don't know what these people are going through, but the things they believe are amusing to those of us who don't share the delusions, so we laugh. It's funny.

I've never personally dealt with anyone who suffered from paranoid delusions, but there must be some professional assistance that could be rendered, no?
2002-02-11 04:09:31 PM  
These people need to take the red pill and join the rest of us here in the real world.
2002-02-11 04:11:26 PM  
Corillon: A tinfoil bra? Sure, but I'm not sure how comfortable it would be....
2002-02-11 04:13:33 PM  
I tried one one time but they aren't very sturdy.
2002-02-11 04:13:47 PM  
The exact same thing happened to an old pair of shoes I used to wear all the time. Sometimes they would squeak! Even on carpet! I thought it was just because the foamy-cushiony part had a hole in it and absorb water like a sponge. Now I know the truth.
I think I still have those shoes in my closet. I better get home right now.

But what if they're watching me?
Arrrrgh! My computer just beeped.
I have new mail!
They must be watching me.
My phone's ringing now.
They won't let me go home.
I'm scared.
Eleanor White, if you're out there, save me before th
2002-02-11 04:14:02 PM  
link is farked...
2002-02-11 04:15:33 PM  
Corillon: And they are a little noisy too....
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