jeebus, it looks like she was battered pretty bad with the ugly stick in that picture.

In another scene, Paris answers the the door buck naked wearing only a "pore strip" across her nose for Tommy Hilfiger model Shaw

Well it's nice to see that this new video seems to have more of a storyline and plot. I really couldn't empathise with the characters on the last one.

I said this yesterday, however it could stand to be repeated:

Paris Hilton exists for one purpose: To have erect penises inserted into her body.

Why doesn't she just call Seymore Butts and be in one of his movies already. Or she could just go away. I actually prefer the latter.

so this one is going to need a double-sided dvd?

how does this

get to this

so all that stuff about "those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it" turns out to be true. wow.

love the last line of the article about her first video:

The infamous footage is now available on DVD under the title, "One Night in Paris," at your finer neighborhood porn emporium.

Ooo.. TEH SEXAY!

god damn is she ugly!

umm.. Would she wear the Maxim mask while I bone her?

14:57....14:58....14:59...

15:00
I win.

Trunks

It's called photoshop. I don't understand why anyone thinks she's attractive. She's quite possibly one of the more disgusting persons alive.

Nick Carter and Jason Shaw starring in...farking Stupid

2004-09-28 09:57:57 AM camelclub

I never saw the first video, I couldn't find it for free.

You're joking, right?

That photo was obviously taken after she filmed the 'how to roll a joint' video. She looks stoned out of her farking mind.

Paris Hilton's Trailer Park Tour 2004.

Soon to be at a low rent district near you.

BTW, does she have the tramp stamp tatoo on her back yet?

With all the recent hooplah about Britney, I suspect that Ms. Hilton decided that she needed to do something to recapture the spotlight.

She's doing this on purpose...

/I call attention whore on this one.

Last known picture...

Wasn't there a story recently about several other young female stars who had had personal videos stolen? I remeber there being quite a few names mentioned.

Come now, haven't we ALL taped ourselves having sex? With or without our partners' knowledge? I for one would rather see "beautiful people" bumping fuzz than those two fatass renaissance fair asshats I live next door to. I say, "Beautiful people, make as much porn as the market will bear. And then make more. Godspeed with the bonin. Love, Thumpergirl"

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

fugly

Paris is a terrorist.

Someone jammed a wig on Peter Weller.

why is one eye bigger than the other?

that's creepy.

Paris Hilton is sorta like the Zsa Zsa Gabor for the new century. No discernible intelligence. No discernible abilities. And no one's really quite sure why she's considered a celebrity.

Amazing how she can look so used up already at such a young age...

Great sentiment, thumpergirl. As an ugly bastard without a camcorder and who's not currently getting any, I second that emotion.

*sob*

Damn she looks ugly in that picture. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every farkin branch on the way down.

meh. Dead lay anyway...

Peanut head.

Stupid like a fox.

Thumpergirl:
yes, but the key words you used there are "beautiful" and "people". Neither of which apply to Paris Hilton.

Worst.picture.of paris ever. Her eyes seem to have shrunk and moved inward towards her nose.

Kind of makes me nostalgic for the good ole' days when all we saw were articles about Bennifer and Britney.

Who's had enough of Paris freakin' Hilton already?

Show of hands please.....1~2~3~.....10,500,504

Ok, that's enough. We get the picture. No more articles about this skeezy attention whore.

She's got a wicked fivehead going on in that pic!

dukefluke
i'll join your sob in midstream as i'm not getting any either. maybe that's why i begrudge no one for getting some, and taping it!

It's called FREE publicity. Plus she's a sluuuuuuut.

Why is she a slut? has she slept with more people than you?

oh of course she has!

Dear Trunks

how does this...get to this

Your answer