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(Some Guy)   Learn the times tables with rap.   ( divider line
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2810 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2002 at 6:44 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-10 06:45:39 PM  
2002-02-10 06:45:50 PM  
2002-02-10 06:47:05 PM  
three is the magic number...
2002-02-10 06:48:27 PM  
Awesome. You have to listen to the preacher to make the trip truly worthwhile.

2002-02-10 06:48:28 PM  
Oh COME ON! No free sample? What a gyp.
2002-02-10 06:49:31 PM  
how the hell did you find this thing?
2002-02-10 06:49:38 PM  
Oh, it's there... My mistake. Funny stuff.
2002-02-10 06:50:02 PM  
2002-02-10 06:51:38 PM  
Why the hell does 1/2 of the song by "Da Preacher" say "Come on get busy now!".

*Bling Bling*
2002-02-10 06:52:24 PM  
Har har har.... Hahahahahahahahaa..... sounds more like a comedy...... Hahahahahaha
2002-02-10 06:53:53 PM  
No CD's? Wut up with that, yo?
2002-02-10 06:56:50 PM  
Since when can rappers understand mathematics?
2002-02-10 07:00:44 PM  
"School can be cool if you've got the right tools!

2002-02-10 07:01:22 PM  
Gotta know the multiplication tables to count up the bling bling.
2002-02-10 07:01:40 PM  
The_marq: ever since weed was $300 an ounce and $40 an eighth
2002-02-10 07:03:27 PM  
2 x 6 = 12, that's how many times I can shoot my gun at a gang before I hear police sirens and/or return fire.
2002-02-10 07:05:48 PM  

Hey Exocet, are you THE DJ Exocet from Canada? DnB DJ?
You kick ass man.
2002-02-10 07:11:23 PM  
I heard Snoop endorses it.
2002-02-10 07:19:45 PM  
DJ Calcluless... :)
2002-02-10 07:30:04 PM  
Reason #4919012 I don't want kids: Listening to tapes like this and the KidSongs stuff.
2002-02-10 07:36:02 PM  
In 3rd grade, way back in the day, my class watched some videos on multiplication... it was called the Multiplication Rap Factory. I HATED that thing. I was lucky to be as much of an independent thinker to realize its idiocy... it's how Stuntaz are made.

Rwg: My parents are probably glad that I didn't like that crap.

:I <---fat kid smiley!!!!! ph33r my 1337 5|\/|1L3`/ 5|<i115!!!11
2002-02-10 07:43:18 PM  
Oxyd: I'm the DJ Exocet from Canada.. but I don't play DnB.. could there be two of us?
2002-02-10 07:50:35 PM  
Del or Kool Keith would be great for those tapes.
2002-02-10 07:52:54 PM  
Or, the kids could just pay attention in math class.
Worked for me.
2002-02-10 08:46:09 PM  
Our names is Peach's and we're the best, all the DJ's like to feel our breasts...

Sorry...random movie quote
2002-02-10 08:47:44 PM  
One and one, we're having some fun in the bedroom...all day and all of the night.....

Sorry, some more rap...boredom is setting in heavily now....
2002-02-10 08:57:23 PM  
Now if they REALLY wanted to teach with rap......

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to multiply some numbers, so back on up
(cause you know we're bout to rip shiat up)
Gimme the calculator first, so I can act really
Sevens and sevens together, know you know that's forty-nine
Ain't nuttin but a Times thang, baaaaabay!
Two times two equals fo' so we're craaaaazay!
Two times three is the number 6 that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Three times three is a niner, so I'm bout to understand
from a Math teachers perspective......
2002-02-10 08:59:13 PM  
Oooopppsss...not that anyone is actually reading this, but the 5th line down should read...
Gimmie the calculator first, so I can act really fine
2002-02-10 09:04:20 PM  
Maybe they need the neptunes or something recent instead of Mc Hammer beats...
2002-02-10 09:21:44 PM  
Holy crap...I knew this would come back to haunt me.

Third grade I was having trouble learning my times tables. What did my mom do? Go out and buy this for me. *shivers* I don't know if I still have it somewhere...i probably do though.
2002-02-10 09:25:20 PM  
5 crack rocks times 1 undercover cop equals 5 years in jail for possesion with intent to distribute.
2002-02-10 09:31:47 PM  
Algebra I Mid Term Exam

Number 1. (25%)

Elon and Tyrell bot want to meet fo lunch. Elon's home be 5 mile north of Tyrell. If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout 3 mile per hour while Tyrell, who have one coolass bike, ain't not departin till 11:00 zoomin bout 20 mile per hour, what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a bite of fiied chicken?
2002-02-10 09:32:11 PM  
Number 2. (25%)

Yolanda, she be 11 year older than her daughter Carinda. Carinda have a biatch Carmel who haf her age. In how many years be Carmel haf as old as that ugly ass ho Yolanda?
2002-02-10 09:32:35 PM  
Number 3.(40%)

If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram of 60% coke an Marvin ain't not got nothing but 8 gram of 80% and some ol 20% shiat, how much of the cheap stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go off the hizzie?
2002-02-10 09:33:01 PM  
Number 4.(10%)

Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa Kmart. If studly Lenwood can dunk fo mo balls per minute than Keshawn, how long be these bros slammin and jammin fo they be needin suh mo balls to play wif?
2002-02-10 09:33:39 PM  
Extra Credit:

Which number, A or B be bigger? Make sho you shows all yo work. 20

A.The total number of hos Wilt Chamberlain and B.B. King be sleeping wif

B. The number of yard OJ done ran fo in his best season timeses the number a cuts he be putting in that no good honkey biatch Nicole afta catchin her wif a guy what ain't got no goddam mothafarkin rights be ridin roun wif OJs car
2002-02-10 09:51:21 PM  
The US is doomed.
2002-02-10 10:03:45 PM  
Algebra Extra Credit

Shanikwa and Jamal get there food stamps witch is bout $50 and decide it be good day for drinkin some fo'ties. They leave the crib and head to the sto....they see them fo'ties goin fo $5 fo one. They bust out the stamps and then are mad pissed when they see they only brung $27 in food stamps. a) How many fo'ties can they be gettin.....?

b) If they pop a cap in the biatch's clerk self, how many they can be gettin now...?
2002-02-10 10:04:50 PM  
12.95 for some white guys telling me that 3x3=10 and that God hates me...No Thank You I will just keep learning on my own thank you very much
2002-02-10 10:07:02 PM  
I thought it was interesting that the numbers on the box are skateboarding. Either rappers suddenly dig skateboarding or these people have their pop-culture screwed up.
2002-02-10 10:17:26 PM  
a) none, can't buy forties with food stamps

b) All they can carry out.

hmmmm, maybe we should let them buy forties with dem stamps?

cut down on crimes?
2002-02-10 10:18:30 PM  
You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama
2002-02-10 10:35:56 PM  
Now listen up all you ho's!
Times tables's in da house, so hit da floor.
Now if I'z be rappin' an' kill'em man
Then diz house be doin' 'dose multiplicans!
Now ta start out we'z start with the 2's
2 times 2 is 4 for all da ho's
2 times 3 is 6; wanna piece of sex?
2 times 4 is 8; which is perfect fo' Compton bee!

Ah yeah... I can imagine it now -- with Tupac from the dead, right?
2002-02-10 10:47:12 PM  
Oops -- forgot the words "fark" or "die motherfarker" in every other word of da rap... :-P
2002-02-10 11:25:01 PM  
I could have used that back when I was a-schoolin', know what I mean brah?

Son_of_Fb-: I remember that song, yes I do.
2002-02-11 12:19:30 AM  
I used to listen to the times table rap. Except it wasn't by a preacher. I vaguely recall a forty-year old red headed lady with curly hair and suspenders... WELL I PASSED THIRD GRADE, DIDN'T I???
2002-02-11 12:19:39 AM  
"two two two!"

It just keeps going on and on. Lame.
2002-02-11 06:14:32 PM  
Ho, man! Getting Square One Flashbacks!!!

"Mathnet, Frankly!"

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