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(Mainichi Daily News)   Drunken fireman calls in 15 false alarms, responds to 12 of them   ( divider line
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4351 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2002 at 3:41 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-10 03:43:27 AM  
Ahhh, beer, the answer to, and cause of, all of life's problems.
2002-02-10 03:45:36 AM  
Marq: That was exactly the quote I thought of when I read this. There really is a Simpson's quote for every occasion.
2002-02-10 03:48:21 AM  
What a jackarse. They ought to dock his pay for the cost of those "missions"
2002-02-10 03:49:45 AM  
anyway....there are other interesting links on the left side - like 'wild boar attacks woman' and 'deadbody found in a police box' etc...
2002-02-10 03:51:46 AM  
i was just checking those out, the one about the woman killing her retarded son is really sad...
2002-02-10 03:54:08 AM  
This happened in ATSUGI, Kanagawa. I assume that's city, province of Japan? If its not, I need to go by myself a new atlas...
2002-02-10 03:54:22 AM  
God bless the Simpsons. I always remember that quote in the worst/ and best of times.....
2002-02-10 03:58:00 AM  
Give him an enema with a firehose turned on full blast.
2002-02-10 04:00:19 AM  
KC Critic: yeah - unfortunately it happens a lot in japan. you hear news like "parents commits suicide after killing their retarded child" once in a while if you live over there.

I guess it's partly because of hundreds of years of culture of 'shame', and also the public's consciousness towards people with mental/ physical diability is not so advanced. I think if you were born with disability, it'd be still a lot easier to live in the US... (then again, in many countries 'disabled' 'disfigured' 'retarded' babies are still killed right after birth... so I guess japan's not the worst).
2002-02-10 04:01:12 AM  
Yep, the headlines are the best part.

>Japan pledges structural reforms and deflation stanching to G7

>Gov't, BOJ to map out measures to stop deflation

Uh, yeah.
2002-02-10 04:02:01 AM  
retared people are empty shells of human can put as much into them as you like...but they never give anything back..
2002-02-10 04:05:21 AM  
Cow song do cows say moo or mer?
2002-02-10 04:06:35 AM  
"Guys first bite of the cherry anything but tasty"
2002-02-10 04:06:40 AM  
Slayerswine great idea
2002-02-10 04:08:28 AM  
moo (as in 'oh' my god)

mer is for goats and sheep
2002-02-10 04:09:20 AM  
It says MER dammit! MER!
2002-02-10 04:11:56 AM  
It's MER!!!! Mer mer mer mer!
2002-02-10 04:12:36 AM  
Watch the Gateway commercial, it is so moo.
2002-02-10 04:12:49 AM  
damn... did anyone just see that?? the new 'fark logo' appeared for a moment (with that 'rodent with hanging nuts' and the line "now 50% mor nuts" on the side). I refreshed the screen and it's gone...

I wasn't hallucinating, was I????
2002-02-10 04:15:37 AM  
pull a fire alarm, get arrested. get drunk and call in 15 false reports of fire... nothin'
2002-02-10 04:17:24 AM  
This newspaper always has the best stories.
2002-02-10 04:18:47 AM  
Oh, I have two words for you tonight: Yulia Nova

If you don't know, investigate. Try Google.
2002-02-10 04:55:07 AM  
Doesn't this deserve a hero tag?
2002-02-10 05:40:10 AM  
I know he can do better, next time 13 out of 15!
2002-02-10 06:18:31 AM  
Satoya bumps and bounces her way to bronze."

2002-02-10 07:20:40 AM  
okay... somebody's definitely farking with the 'fark' logo - I just saw another version and that's not an illusion!

I demand the answer!!!!
2002-02-10 08:09:45 AM  
The sake made me do it.
2002-02-10 08:12:29 AM  
ahhh.. 41 million pennies put to good use
2002-02-10 09:24:05 AM  
What is a police box?
2002-02-10 10:03:45 AM  
Suspended for a month? Get real. I need to get a job there. Looks like you couldn't get fired for any reason whatsoever.
2002-02-10 11:16:40 AM  
okay... somebody's definitely farking with the 'fark' logo - I just saw another version and that's not an illusion!

A bunch of people made photoshops for the Fark logo quite a while back, and it changes every so often to one of the random images. My personal favorite:
img.fark.netView Full Size
2002-02-10 12:16:54 PM  
He should have been fired. What if a real emergency had come up and the unit was unavailable? Loser.
2002-02-10 01:31:05 PM  
Fired and imprisoned.
2002-02-10 06:36:55 PM  
They should have an 'Hilarious' tag.
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