Would Gore have needed to get approval from the UN first?

/got nothin

Klingons are just turds who won't let go.

It's sad when even beings from another world don't approve of Bush.

I wonder if those guys will get laid now that they have had 15 minutes of fame.

Is there a Klingon word for loneliness?

After having watched a lot of Star Trek, I can't see Klingons backing anyone except for maybe the Libertarian party.

It's not too late. Gore could still kill Bush. Please.

"According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support the Democratic nominee.

Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.

Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll."

I am waiting for the "Stealth Ship Veterns" to launch a barrage of television ads discrediting the Klingon influence.

I hate Klingons. My cat gets them all the time, then I have to chase after him with a baby wipe :/

picture looks hilarious - too bad its so small

You know, that's a frickin' funny article. "Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent" Awesome. BBspot can suck it.

/which of these buttons do you push to call your mom to pick you up?

Is there no Klingon word for loneliness?

That reporter is my hero.

Why do Klingons hate America?

Sorry, had to be done.

Shuttlecraft Veterans for Truth?

all political disputes should be setteled by deathmatch!!

////if he masters the rocketjump he will be the next prez!

Two men enter, one man leaves!

(thunderdome pic from burning man '99)

in other news, KLINGONS AREN'T REAL!

/get thee a life...

I'm a republican assclown, and I approve of destroying this Democracy

jesus hates republicans

Dubya's mother has a smooth forehead!

"A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived us all with this war."

Wow. I was used to hating Klingons. Now these are Klingons I could go drinking with... once I get used to the blood wine that is. Maybe I could get them to do the tequilla. They'd probably think the worm is cool. Yeah. that would be neat.

"A good war is based on honor, not deception..."


... from the mouths of babes.

*shakes head* only in Portland....

How much you want to bet K'tok (Earth name: Cyde Lewis) lives in his mom's basement?

and in another poll, just released, 10 out of 10 people that call themselves by Klingon names should have their right to vote revoked.

/move out of the basement and get a real job, please. working at the video store does not count.

95% of Earth, and most of the rest of the Galaxy hates Bush.

Vogons like Bush
Reptilian Xindi like Bush
Emperor Palpatine is modeled after Bush

"On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast Portland. ------

/// ahhh, It would take a KlingOn 4 years to kill their adversary? Leave it to the nerds in their mom's basements to waterdown even the most fake "ferrous fighters" in geekdom!

If the "home world" would of been attack, let's say.... some 3 years ago. Would the evil empires still be around? Let's not ask Khraanik.

As long as we get the Vulcan women, the Dems can have the damned Klingons.

Bludstone: That's a great thunderdome pic! My daughter and I were there that year, she kicked some other gals ass in the 'dome!! (kid is a 2nd degree Black Belt). We may be in that picture somewhere.....

The pretzel trumps ALL

The problem for Kerry is, how do you pry these "Klingons" out of their parents basement to cast a vote.

And then they would go to Stovokor, where the honored dead killed in battle rest for eternity.

Dear Trek Fans,

Please dont vote.

I'm going to be blunt and plain: If a Klingon ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died.

/Must. Stop. Doing. This.
// KKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Oh jeebus...a political thread with star trek undertones. May fark have mercy on your server.

What the Fark?

Last week it was boobiage from some awful photoshopping of "Klingon" women.

This week, more lonely saps making themselves known by expressing the freaking anti- Bush Klingons....

/Next week-- Jimmy Swaggert arrested for kicking a "Klingon woman" in the box and killing Tigger for looking at him romantically....also charged with not informing God

2004-09-23 11:43:21 AM MonkeyBart
/Must. Stop. Doing. This.
// KKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

.... tooo funny... http://www.khaaan.com/

Luckily, Bush is a solid favorite among the Ferengi.

I am waiting for the "Stealth Ship Veterns" to launch a barrage of television ads discrediting the Klingon influence.
Stealth ship vets?

You know, it's stories like these that make me lose faith in humanity, but then I think about the reporter who is probably as cynical as me, and my heart warms.

Weve got a boobies thread w/ politics, and a klingon thread w/ politics.

Im on to you guys.

In other words, klingons (or the people who costume as them) are a really rambunctious group. And boy, can they drink. Many bars now close during sci-fi and trek conventions because the klingons would go, in full dress, and some local would pick a fight with them. "Nerds! Your just pretending."

Yeah, and suddenly the local is getting his ass kicked by a 250 pound pissed off guy who thinks hes a klingon warrior.

No, Im not kidding.

Dubya's mother has a smooth forehead!

YES!

Just to let you know the Klingons in Portland get laid because they are rock stars.. How many of you farkers that say that Klingons live in the basement actually sit naked in your basement looking at soft core porn wishing you could get laid?

Go see Trekkies 2... Stovokor Rocks.

Those Klingons are imposters. In truth, they're really Democratic Oregonians.