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2004-09-22 03:58:55 PM
Oh, wait. He didn't say he didn't like gay people, just that he didn't want to be looked at. Maybe he's just a dedicated "bottom".
 
Ant
2004-09-22 03:59:09 PM
 
2004-09-22 03:59:12 PM
Ahhh....the Religion of Peace.

/Ha ha, gotcha, fundies!
 
2004-09-22 03:59:23 PM
If I looked at him sexually, I would want to kill MYSELF!
 
2004-09-22 03:59:24 PM
Jesus was a fag.
 
2004-09-22 04:00:18 PM
I guess Swaggert is still pissed because Pat Robertson didn't give him the reach-around.
 
rpl
2004-09-22 04:00:26 PM


/obscure and semi-related
 
2004-09-22 04:00:27 PM
If you're talking "evil", as in morally wrong or repugnant, then so is divorce, premarital sex, masterbation, discrimination, eating shrimp, allowing a woman on her period inside the house, working on the Sabbath (for which the penalty is death), or violating ANY of the 10 commandments (for which the penalty of any one of them is death). Read your bible, and quit being so selective because it applies to you too.
 
2004-09-22 04:00:50 PM
Isn't this the guy that would pay a hooker to just get nekid in front of him while he would pleasure himself. Knew he was a nutcase then, guess he's still going strong.

/not sure a gay man has ever looked @ me with lust [how do you tell?]
 
2004-09-22 04:00:53 PM
You know what i always say...

never trust a preacher with a boner
 
2004-09-22 04:00:56 PM
You can't spell Jimmy Swaggart without i, m, g, a, y. Oh wait...
 
2004-09-22 04:01:01 PM
Jesus would be rolling in his grave if he hadn't risen from it.
 
2004-09-22 04:01:05 PM
A gay guy hit on me once. I was pretty freaked out, but I didn't want to kill the guy.
 
2004-09-22 04:01:18 PM
i may not be able to lie to God, but I can lie to my mom: Mom, I never tried drugs.....ever, not even that time I took all of those drugs
 
2004-09-22 04:01:20 PM
I'm loving it!

Here's the tearful 1988 video confession:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/21/newsid_2565000/25 65197.stm

(sorry, no HTML linky goodness)

You can't lie to God...

...and he's an expert.
 
2004-09-22 04:01:45 PM
If someone were to kill ol' Jimmy, would God know? And more importantly, would he laugh and applaud? I sure would...



/got nuthin'
 
2004-09-22 04:01:58 PM
a_cure_for_gravity, I'd say it's more indicative of why Swaggert's not a christian.

Pity poor pious and joyless Jim Swaggert
He's so afraid of mere looks from a faggert.
 
2004-09-22 04:02:09 PM
I'm going to kill him and tell God he died.

Okay, I get that God knows everything and so telling him something he already knows is redundant and that's supposed to be the joke.....but this is still one of the dumbest comments ever. Does Jimmy really think this is so clever that he uses it over and over? What an asstard.
 
2004-09-22 04:02:09 PM
Damn, can't stop myself...

As a godless, red-blooded rationalist who thinks homosexuality is natural, let me be the third to say that Jimmy Swaggart is a jackass.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2004-09-22 04:02:37 PM
Jimmy Swaggart is, still, a pussy.
 
2004-09-22 04:02:52 PM
Let's hope that some muscle-bound leatherdaddy gives Swaggart the eye. Soon.
 
2004-09-22 04:02:58 PM
2004-09-22 04:01:05 PM Kerrykabob

A gay guy hit on me once. I was pretty freaked out, but I didn't want to kill the guy.


Why would something like that freak you out? If it ever happens again, let me suggest this:

Tell him you're not gay.
 
2004-09-22 04:03:18 PM
Dead horse, meet farkers.

Farkers, meet dead horse.

/Farkers grab sticks and police batons
 
2004-09-22 04:03:34 PM
I used to live in Baton Rogue, LA where his ministry is based. In the 1980's when he was popular he started a "university" there to brainwash even more impressionable young people. Well, after he was caught with the whores, his funding took a major downturn. Now, when you drive through Swaggartville, it's pretty surreal. There's a couple of 10-15 story buildings that are only half built - they're gutted and very, very ugly. The whole area is run down. His church has a huge parking lot which is usually pretty bare during Sunday Services. Some kind of way though, enough ignant folk still come listen to him rant on Sundays...
 
2004-09-22 04:03:55 PM
Does anyone have the audio of that's mentioned in the article? Or better yet, audio or video of the infamous weeping confession from the '80's??
 
jph
2004-09-22 04:04:14 PM
Jessica Hahn:

 
2004-09-22 04:04:18 PM
Swaggart, Baker, Roberts. I *love* watching these guys asplode in scandal.

/God-fearing Christian with a minister grardfather
//Grandad loves watching self-asplodin' assclowns too
 
2004-09-22 04:04:27 PM
yes, scroll up.
 
2004-09-22 04:05:06 PM
Smell the Glove: Jesus was a fag.

Of all the nonsensical, stupid things to say!

Everyone knows Jesus was bi.

/or did you mean he was a cigarette?
//got nothin'; couldja tell?
 
2004-09-22 04:05:06 PM
He's a TV evangelist/used car salesman, with a cult of old retired people that donate their social security checks.He doesn't represent Christians by any means.
 
2004-09-22 04:05:13 PM



"It says right here that God don't like teh ghey!!"
 
2004-09-22 04:05:19 PM
Religion of piece (of ass.)
 
2004-09-22 04:05:21 PM
Swaggart is a white trash piece of shiat. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
2004-09-22 04:05:25 PM
Are you eyeballing me you little faggot?

 
2004-09-22 04:05:33 PM
Swaggart is teh ghey.
 
2004-09-22 04:05:33 PM
Why would something like that freak you out? If it ever happens again, let me suggest this:

Tell him you're not gay.


Is this even a common thing? I've had a few gay folks tell me that they NEVER mistake a straight person for gay. It sounds pretty rare. Any gay Farkers wanna chime in?
 
2004-09-22 04:05:53 PM
I think what Mr. Swaggart and others of his ilk, including those who speak out so vehemently against homosexuality, fail to realize is that, according to the tenets of their own faith, all humans are sinners in the eyes of God. Therefore the only thing "different" about homosexuals is the specific sin they are committing, a "sin" by their own tenets of faith. Since sin is sin they are no better than the homosexuals they condemn. Their own lack of charity towards their fellow humans is a wonder to behold.
 
2004-09-22 04:06:22 PM
Swaggart is the conservative's version of a fundamentalist wackjob. Far left, meet the far out right.

Every time this dipshiat is in the news, I cringe in anticipation of the crap pouring from his pie hole.

Thanks, dumba$$.
 
2004-09-22 04:06:24 PM
Love the sin!
Hate the sinner!

(Means hate in the good leather and whips kind of way...)

(Doesn't really know what this means)

(Really really tired)
 
2004-09-22 04:07:02 PM
Typical Republican.

Trying to deny the inner urges of man love resulting in frustraition and anger.

All Republicans are closet homos.

/ducks
 
2004-09-22 04:07:18 PM
 
2004-09-22 04:07:22 PM
There seem to be many gay fellows here on fark... and quite outspoken too... Most amusing!
 
2004-09-22 04:07:28 PM
oh here we go again with that nutcase swaggart! You know he should be pretty pleased enough with the fact that Louisiana just passed a consitutional amendment that bans gay marriages (sad, but true...we have a bunch of narrow-minded deep south fundies here that for some farked up reason have a problem with two people in love getting married...we (louisiana) will always be behind in society))

But no, Swaggart has to shoot his big mouth off about wanting to kill gays. Hell, he should just simmer in his own narrow minded pot and shut the hell up. It's the state of louisiana...he has nothing to be afraid of, trust me! Besides, no gay man in his right mind would want to hit on him---He's farking ugly!!!!!
 
2004-09-22 04:07:31 PM
I'm straight, and even if I was gay I don't think Jimmy would be my "cup of tea".

So why is it that after reading this article, I have a huge urge give Mr Swaggart that "special" look, and maybe even pinch him on that flabby old-man bottom?
 
2004-09-22 04:07:31 PM
Mouser

As a God-fearing, red-blooded Christian who thinks homosexuality is evil,


Pretty bold stance for a furry.
 
2004-09-22 04:07:38 PM
So many Right Wing Christians, So Few Lions...
/T-Shirt my sis gave me for Christmas. Kinda ironic, no? I mean getting the shirt in "celebration" of the birth of Santa Claus?
 
2004-09-22 04:07:53 PM
I once dressed as a french maid for a halloween party, and a drunken guy dressed as a cowboy kept telling my friends how hot I was. I wasn't freaked out--more like annoyed that there were hot women all over and the only person into me was a guy. What the hell.
 
2004-09-22 04:08:02 PM
HellGremlin and ManCheese

You're getting your christians mixed up with your catholics. Catholics do young boys, christians do whores.
 
2004-09-22 04:08:12 PM
ArcadianRefugee
Of all the nonsensical, stupid things to say!

Everyone knows Jesus was bi.



Thanks for clarifying. I stand corrected.
 
2004-09-22 04:08:43 PM
I've been hit on by gay guys. Now I know how all those hot chicks who turn me down feel.
 
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