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(FunReports)   President Bushed didn't choke on a pretzel. Dad hit him because of Enron   ( divider line
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2002-02-08 04:57:25 PM  
"Change my pitch up, Smack my biatch up"
2002-02-08 04:57:49 PM  
Yeah, I trust this source. Don't you?
2002-02-08 04:58:18 PM  
His father would have broke another one of his hips if he smacked someone that thick headed.
2002-02-08 04:58:50 PM  
That isn't what happened, SNL told us all

White House Fight Club
2002-02-08 05:01:07 PM  
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2002-02-08 05:02:17 PM  
What you say!
2002-02-08 05:03:16 PM  
Who the FARK is "President Bushed"? At least spell his damn name right.
2002-02-08 05:03:28 PM  
Ack, that would have been cooler if I had used the right picture for the first one.. Oh well. I tried to be cool and failed. Welcome to my world.
2002-02-08 05:04:02 PM  
Translated by Dmitry Sudakov

It was probably funnier in its original gibberish.
2002-02-08 05:06:16 PM  
Do I get a turn?

Disclaimer: Blackom and all employees of Blackom Tinfoil Hat Mfg. Co. deny all knowledge of the statement above... and if, by some strange happening, we might admit to having ACTUALLY said this, we state that the opinion stated above is in no way representative of our companies ACTUAL view. Should government agents ignore the fact and come knocking on our door in spooky black sunglasses - we, the employees and management - will all claim to be Manuel, the guy who lives down the street. Should this fail, we will all run and jump over the backyard fence in our underwear. So, please don't have anyone covering the backyard fence. We would like to make a clean getaway. Thank you.
2002-02-08 05:06:38 PM  
Wow! I curse the lameness of that.
2002-02-08 05:07:24 PM  
Obviously not hard enough.
2002-02-08 05:14:08 PM  
Bush was stoned and passed out. In an interview he said "I've fired up a pretzel since then". Now who fires up pretzels? Things to fire up, Joints, and fires. Bush is a stoner.......
2002-02-08 05:15:20 PM  
I'd let GWB's daughters choke on my pretzel
2002-02-08 05:24:09 PM  
I seen Russia "making it", and it funny.
2002-02-08 05:24:48 PM  
Ouroborus- so your wang is thin and twisted into a knot?
2002-02-08 05:41:27 PM  
Can anyone else see Bush "firing up a pretzel?" C'mon really. It'd be great. A cheap plastic lighter, and a giant pretzel. Smoke some pretzel, then make national policy decisions. It'd make sense.
2002-02-08 05:41:51 PM  
pretzel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......enron......H AHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......en ron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HA HA......enron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA.......pret zel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA.......pretzel.....HAHA......enron......HAHA. ......
2002-02-08 05:43:49 PM  
His mom sure looks "Bushed". Dead Ex-First Lady walking!
2002-02-08 05:44:18 PM  
Mutiliated by Dmitry Sudakov
2002-02-08 05:48:46 PM  
Bush may have won the first fight, but Deep Blue shall send more knights, rooks, and pawns, to finish the job.

IBM created a monster.
2002-02-08 05:49:28 PM  
This article must have been written by Stu Pid.
2002-02-08 05:54:10 PM  
Ha ha ha. Crazy Ivan.
2002-02-08 05:54:18 PM  
Bush is in danger - check out the following link:

Click on "Rides and Attractions." One of the eight major dangers is "The Pretzel." Other dangers include "The Merry Mixer" and "The Whip." The FBI should be investigating these people.
2002-02-08 05:55:03 PM  
That's my bush
2002-02-08 05:55:28 PM  
Look at the picture. Dad is helping hold the drunk up.

Ouroborus, forget the twins. Check out the white hair and pearls on Barbie. That's hot.
2002-02-08 05:59:06 PM  
The Funny this is that it would actually Be Laura Bush's Mom because It was Here Mom that Lost 8,000 Not His Side of the Family, This also Proves the Fact that Bush Did nothing wrong in Enron just that He did the Legal thing and Made sure nobody Profited Illegally
2002-02-08 06:13:20 PM  
Democrat Rep. Charles Rangel last night said that President Bush did not do anything unethical or illegal in regards to Enron. Also Paul Begala and James Carville said the same thing as well. Rep. Rangel cautioned Democrats that Enron is going to blow up in their face if they keep pounding it. I wonder what the top African-American Congressman knows about Enron and Democrats. I think the Global Crossing bankruptsy is what he is talking about and the millions that went to top Democrat leaders.

2002-02-08 06:16:28 PM  
YES, we have a winner in the "Lameass Submittal of the Day" for this item! This all Drew had left?
2002-02-08 06:17:49 PM  
Wonder Jew :
What ever happend to that show?
2002-02-08 06:21:11 PM  
It was cancelled after 1 episode. Even that stupid Emril SitCom lasted longer. Proof positive that the South Park boys have pretty much wrapped up their 15 minutes.
2002-02-08 06:24:26 PM  
No diplomacy today, the president is bushed.
2002-02-08 06:26:31 PM  
thanks The_marq by the way what was south park about wednesday did anyone watch?
2002-02-08 06:27:12 PM  
President Bushed is most lucky for to have only struck hims head. Jenna is needing much to be farked. Russians have big laughs, no?
2002-02-08 06:37:23 PM  
Laughter you make E Gun.. laughter.
2002-02-08 06:47:44 PM  
fun report
2002-02-08 06:49:50 PM  
It would be funny if there was even a remote possibility of it being true.

I think if Bush wanted to lie about what happened, he'd come up with a better story than "I choked on a pretzel. There I go, forgetting how to eat again..."
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