Call Randall Simon - he's dealt with these scum before.

Brats are always trying to start trouble...

Frank Drebin will be on the case ...

/sad ripoff of "show me"

Paging Abe Froeman, sausage king of Chicago.

you never sausage a race.....

Go Cards!

Visual of what CheekyMunky is referring to...

hmmmmmmmmmmm............. brats............

/head tilts back, mouth opens and drooling ensues

Good thing that brat didn't ask what the magic number was.

Screw George Bush!!

/ Just trying to set the Fark record for a non-political thread turning into a Bush-bashing thread....

// Took 77 entries on the FCC fining CBS thread...

/// ntohing to see here....move along....

"The color is ugly, it barely fits in my bratwurst sized hands, and it comes with some weird carrying case."

I know the girl that was in the sausage suit that day that it was attacked with a baseball bat.

She was my girlfriend's roomate two years ago and also this year.

Tony shoulda whacked that wiener...with a bat.

JC

I for one welcome our new racing sausage overlords...

I wonder what his Cholesterol is?

/obscure?

So he kicked it in the box and shoved it.

Got more from the headling then I did from the actual article

Word around the locker-room is that LaRussa was so startled by the speeding sausages he got a little Grey Poup-on his shorts.

/Uh... Napkin!
//Mr Cheeks is far in the lead for best pun

Cardinals manager Tony La Russa almost run over by Brawtwurst during sausage race

Woo hoo!

WARNING: MISUSE OF THE WORD IRONY AHEAD

Isn't it ironic that he is such an avoid PETA person... and he was almost run over by a sausage

Cause sausages come from animals.

BAN ASSAULT SAUSAGES NOW!!!

/let's do it for the children

Go banana!!!!

Man I love my state... where else is there a bratwurst race in a stadium named after beer and town known mostly because of beer? I'm starting to get a little worked up here talking about beer and bratwursts.... Mmmmm beerwursts.

Oh yeah...

its was the first thing that came to my mind when reading the heading rgrandia

he should have hit him with a bat! Erm. too easy.

itsthewater

WARNING: MISUSE OF THE WORD IRONY AHEAD

Not to mention the word "avoid."

I was in Milwaukee a few months ago & I was able to see the Sausage Race first-hand. This is quality entertainment. I was laughing the whole time. Good stuff.

damn, close call. What does a coach do in Pro ball anyway?
besides dodge the schnitzel?

Damn spoiled brats

"I know the girl that was in the sausage suit that day that it was attacked with a baseball bat.

She was my girlfriend's roomate two years ago and also this year."

What an amazing story...I got chills. That easily beats my I know the guy that used to play softball with the guy who cleaned Robert Urichs pool story.

Who the fark cares?

/celebrity skinned

If they didnt have to move the sausage & cheese cart for that boy band . . .

Funny story. La Russa is da bomb. Just thought I'd add that.

Charles Nelson Reilly never complained when he had a close call with a sausage.




/He's a flaming BLANK.

When you're 98-52, e'body gets all jealous and shiat.

/bring on the evil empire

PancakeBunny,

So I'll have you to thank for my complete lack of sleep tonight.

/I just know that thing's gonna star in my next nightmare...

I, a staunch Yankee fan, do hereby admit already that the St. Louis Cardinals will be nigh unto unpossible to defeat in the Fall Classic this year.

/happy?

man those things are dangerous

It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.

Radworld4
Who the fark cares?

I care; sausage racing is serious business. Plus, as I recall the girl was kind of hot. So, Senor Spielbergo, tell us the rest of the story, and don't leave out any details you think are of a "too adult" nature.

/Oh the humanity!

A sausage race is just guys, right?

Sausage racing? Is that anything like the submarine races we used to have out on Overlook Point?

LoveInAction, yes.

/very.

Not gonna try it myself, but I have a feeling that searching for "sausage race" will bring up some interesting GIS results.

laworderstuff, then I'm happy.

Let's sing:

"In the evening of my life
I will look to the sunrise...
At a moment in my life
When the end is due...
And the question I shall ask
Only you can answer...
Was I brave and strong and true?
Did I fill the world with Love
My whole life through?"