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(SFGate)   The hazards faced by Naked Yoga Guy   (sfgate.com) divider line 64
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2004-09-22 01:13:38 PM  
....and this is Mountain Pose, and this one's called Downward Dog, and this one's called Clam Chowder in a Sourdough Breadbowl...

(cue hundreds of tourists blowing their lunch into the bay)
 
2004-09-22 01:49:45 PM  
...are nothing compared to the hazards faced by Naked Leapfrog Guy?
 
2004-09-22 02:09:58 PM  
I see that guy often on my drive home. Only in San Francisco...
 
2004-09-22 02:33:21 PM  
"You have a man standing in front of the cable car turnaround doing yoga nude, with a bus full of children from a Christian school next to it," said the store owner, Harriet Gibson. "We don't need this in our city.''

Oh gawd, get over it. Can't have those christians exposed to anything -- their heads asplode.
 
2004-09-22 04:06:38 PM  
didn't steve-o try this in a jackass episode?
 
2004-09-22 04:07:24 PM  
Swaggart's going to kill him and tell God he's dead. Or something.
 
2004-09-22 04:07:53 PM  
Was he defended by Naked Lawyer Guy, who got his bail from Naked Bailsman Guy ?
 
2004-09-22 04:08:44 PM  
/well-hung jury joke
 
2004-09-22 04:09:04 PM  
The "attention whore" pic in 5, 4, 3...
 
2004-09-22 04:09:10 PM  
I hope he really is naked, unlike that fraudulent "Naked Cowboy" in NY.
 
2004-09-22 04:10:59 PM  
leave the man alone, he's done nothing wrong. there are people out there killing other people
 
2004-09-22 04:12:21 PM  
Maybe Maria Shriver should have asked the children in that class she went to (Read the whole article) if they knew who naked yoga guy is since they don't know who her husband is.
 
2004-09-22 04:13:31 PM  
hivejumper

"leave the man alone, he's done nothing wrong. there are people out there killing other people"

yeah, and someone should kill this guy - damn attention whore
 
2004-09-22 04:13:55 PM  
"There's nothing we can do about it" exclaimed Judge BuckNeckid
 
2004-09-22 04:14:01 PM  
If I saw a dirty naked man on the street when I was little I would be pretty disturbed, and giggle.
 
2004-09-22 04:16:13 PM  
"As for the anatomy area that's upsetting so many people, Tacchini said, "I've seen the guy, and it's no big deal -- it's an infraction, not even a misdemeanor."

Bwhahahaha!! somebody give Tacchini a freaking Medal, that was comedy GOLD!
 
2004-09-22 04:16:22 PM  
"Please keep your smelly balls out of the buffet, sir."
 
2004-09-22 04:17:21 PM  
Now, if a stunningly beautiful woman decided to dispose of her clothes and wander around, would she be citable for the likely impact on traffic and public safety?
 
2004-09-22 04:20:34 PM  
"From the looks of things, he'll walk, too."

or hang...
 
2004-09-22 04:21:12 PM  
I am Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
 
2004-09-22 04:21:48 PM  
I am Wile E. Coyote. Super Genius.
 
2004-09-22 04:23:40 PM  
"Being naked in San Francisco is not a crime,'' explained D.A. spokeswoman Debbie Mesloh, "unless the gentleman had lewd conduct or was obstructing traffic.''

Why can't all of America be like that?
 
2004-09-22 04:24:50 PM  
Adman12

You've obviously never been to Hagerstown, Md.
 
2004-09-22 04:26:09 PM  
You've obviously never been to Hagerstown, Md.

Good place to hang out?
 
2004-09-22 04:26:27 PM  
Wouldn't people pointing and laughing, with Naked Yoga Guy screaming, "It's cold and there's shrinkage!" induce him to wear at least a loin cloth?

/just sayin'
 
2004-09-22 04:27:17 PM  
Davis, a onetime theology student who claims to have a trophy wife, 27- foot yacht and season tickets to the opera,

OK... cookies to the person that finds pics of the trophy wife!
 
2004-09-22 04:28:46 PM  
2004-09-22 04:27:17 PM sqerl

OK... cookies to the person that finds pics of the trophy wife!


...in a yoga position.

/used to do yoga
 
2004-09-22 04:29:13 PM  
HAHAHAH When I visited San Fran a few years ago I had the dubious honor of being frigthened by the aforementioned Bushman. Man that guy was a trip. He had a sign that said something along the lines of 'You got scared by the Bushman, now give me yo change!' Not a nuisance in my World Nuisance Dictionary ver 3.5.2.
 
2004-09-22 04:29:31 PM  
Something tells me that if he managed to piss off the folks at burningman with nudity, its not of your normal locker room variety. That or he is just really, really, fugly.
 
2004-09-22 04:30:38 PM  
Adman12

"Hang out"... snerk...

I'm just sayin' that what you would see there might not be as exciting as what Korovyov proposed.
 
2004-09-22 04:31:17 PM  
I demand that a picture of the naked guy be posted [or linked].
 
2004-09-22 04:31:38 PM  
Kudos to the writer (or site designer) for obviously missing a subhead or something and having the WEIRDEST segue in any news story I've read today. I was trying to figure out what the connection between Ahnuld and Naked Yoga Man was, and sort of hurting myself in the process.
 
2004-09-22 04:33:15 PM  
Maybe he just needs a visual aide when contemplating his navel?

/so much nuthin'
 
2004-09-22 04:33:35 PM  
Davis, a onetime theology student who claims to have a trophy wife, 27- foot yacht and season tickets to the opera . . . .

Make that one ex trophy wife, if she can read (and we all know the really good ones can't).
 
2004-09-22 04:36:32 PM  
27 feet isn't all that big for a "yacht."
 
2004-09-22 04:41:06 PM  
I'll pass on the naked Yoga.

Article said that few passersby showed any interest in his book.

Yeah, I'll bet. Who wants to check this guys book out when his bunghole is staring you in the face every time he gets into a different yoga position.
 
2004-09-22 04:42:40 PM  
Naked Yoga Guy (a.k.a. George Monty Davis)

AKA: Cornholio.

/needs t.p. for his bunghole!
 
2004-09-22 04:45:04 PM  
I would hardly brag about my 27' boat. It probably only has one engine, and unless it is a 454 or a 502, its most likely a dog.

Tropy wife.... I doubt it. For him any wife is a trophy.

"la Bohemme......it's an opera"

(can't spell)
 
2004-09-22 04:45:39 PM  
It's to bad the world is so over populated that there are no longer any square feet where where one can get naked in private. SEE: attention whore.
 
2004-09-22 04:47:01 PM  
Never've seen the guy.

/lived here for almost 20 years
//got nothin'
///you've managed to fark sfgate.com's servers!
////or is it doubleclick.net's servers?
/////Yoga==stretching. Stretching is good.
 
2004-09-22 04:47:42 PM  
You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse. I should know. I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht.

/obscure?
 
2004-09-22 04:53:32 PM  
Jaycatt

Slacker?
 
2004-09-22 04:54:31 PM  
GIS for Davis yoga NSFW

http://www.ukpoliticsmisc.org.uk/weblog/images/hegreyoga.jpg

pass the cookies, please
 
2004-09-22 05:06:22 PM  
oh GAWD! The bushman.........
I havent been up there since I dunno when but I have read in the papers that this guy has been arrested a couple of times for what he does to passerbys at the Wharf.....
 
2004-09-22 05:11:15 PM  
Whats Bushman's story? Based on the picture I'm guessing he hides behind it and scares people?

NYC farkers should all be familiar with everyones favorite "Crazy Animal Rights" woman. Make sure you sign her petition.
 
2004-09-22 05:32:40 PM  
LineNoise he does that to get donations from the ppl he sneaks up on....
Gotta make a living somehow.... Some may find his practice amusing but a lot of merchants in the area find him annoying and always calls SFPD on the guy.
 
2004-09-22 06:28:17 PM  
DrunkNun,

Long live Suck.com!
 
2004-09-22 06:47:31 PM  
"You have a man standing in front of the cable car turnaround doing yoga nude, with a bus full of children from a Christian school next to it," said the store owner, Harriet Gibson. "We don't need this in our city."

Amen to THAT! Get those damned Christian moppets outta here!
 
2004-09-22 06:56:55 PM  
Bushman: I almost knocked the crap outta that fu**er when he creeped up behind my wife and kids. I backed him up against the wall and he apologised. Dude should know better. I did not know about him at the time. Thought he was up to something wierd. Ohh well.
 
2004-09-22 07:59:06 PM  
2004-09-22 04:29:31 PM LineNoise

Something tells me that if he managed to piss off the folks at burningman with nudity, its not of your normal locker room variety. That or he is just really, really, fugly.


I was thinking the same thing - hell, my camp had really, really fugly nekkid people cooking dinner!

I was also in the right place/time to witness a couple gettin' it on while playing on an adult-sized rocking-horse in front of our camp. At dusk, night of the burn. With multiple witnesses around me, including a 60+ year-old woman who kept saying "isn't that sweet?"

Clearly Nekkid Yoga Man chose the wrong camp...
 
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