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		If you're going to steal a stove from a third-floor apartment, you might want to check the porch for rotting floor boards (ap.tbo.com)		19
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sonofa-beauch		2004-09-22 04:07:52 AM

Wow, I guess that plan fell through...

damn it feels good to be a gangsta		2004-09-22 04:08:24 AM

Yes! My security system works!

sonofa-beauch		2004-09-22 04:09:12 AM

That party brought down da' house.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta		2004-09-22 04:09:47 AM

I can't wait 'til they try to steal my septic tank.

modeler2us		2004-09-22 04:21:53 AM

can't steal a gmail pass tonight :)

/thanks edwodonnell

Digging_For_Ostrich		2004-09-22 04:25:18 AM

/stove
//house
///get it?

TitanGuy		2004-09-22 04:25:32 AM

i guess they wernt cookin with gas.

sir_nose		2004-09-22 04:28:25 AM

thats like, karma, man.

rockist		2004-09-22 04:32:09 AM

they probably just need a light for their crack pipe. I heard that stuff tends to impair their judgement a bit.

I can see how they got confused.

ibrett		2004-09-22 04:43:35 AM

Why would you try to steal a heavy-ass oven? Criminals are so stupid. A while back someone broke into my Media Studies room at school. They walked past tens of thousands of dollars of computer equipment and pried open one of the cupboards only to discover some glue and masking tape. By the time they managed to open the cupboard that contained the valuable digital video cameras, they were disturbed by the security company and fled empty-handed.

Idiots.

madmaxxam		2004-09-22 04:50:26 AM

I love it when stupid criminals get hurt. Few things bring such joy to my heart. Of course, I want to create a new automobile security system. If it's not disabled a neurotoxin is released into the cabin when the car is started. Take that car thief.

DixieNormus		2004-09-22 07:15:30 AM

Termites. Or meth-heads. Next on Jeraldo.

Ike		2004-09-22 07:50:46 AM

Wow, this is the first time I've heard of someone attempting to steal a farking stove. I mean, given the chance, I'd probably buy a slightly-used $1700 Polara off the back of a truck for $800, be crazy not to, but this wasn't any big-deal stove. How do you fence a goddamned stove, anyway?

octoslash		2004-09-22 08:47:36 AM

---BOOM---
Oh, sh*t...I think the cake just fell.

ultrachronic		2004-09-22 09:02:16 AM

What is the PSA abbreviated from in the tag?

/always wondered, but never bothered to ask

Dumle		2004-09-22 10:06:01 AM

PSA: Public Service Announcement

Khazar-Khum		2004-09-22 10:44:29 AM

Just wait: the idiot will sue the landlord for having an unsafe porch.

Princebobo		2004-09-22 10:50:39 AM

madmaxxam,

ever see about the anti-carjacking flamthrowers in South Africa? Someone tries to jack your ride and you hit this button and flames shoot up from under the door!

skiinstructor		2004-09-22 11:50:57 AM

True story: Richmond, Ca. one of the true shiatholes
of california, right up there with south central LA.

upstairs/downstairs duplex. upstairs people get all their
shiat stolen. fridge, stove, and all. tracks lead
downstairs and nowhere else. case solved. Crack was
involved. got to fix a bullet hole in the ceiling and
replace the pane of glass the slug came in through.

I politely declined any further work over there...

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