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28601 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2004 at 6:30 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-09-20 02:06:46 PM  
I can see why it's a problem.
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I certainly wouldn't want to have that job.
2004-09-20 02:10:35 PM  
2004-09-20 02:19:20 PM  
gnasche - One of the links on that site actually has some cool photos...

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2004-09-20 02:22:57 PM  
I'll give the naked woman some nuts!
2004-09-20 02:25:37 PM  
This appears to be salespersonship at its finest. Excellent marketing strategy....

I highly approve and wish to buy some betel nuts.
2004-09-20 02:27:41 PM  
"Pardon me, ma'am, but there's a hair on my nuts. Please refund my money."
2004-09-20 02:34:16 PM  
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2004-09-20 02:43:45 PM  
So, I was masturbating to this story, right, and, well, you ever just get this overwhelming sense that you've seen this already, almost like you've masturbated to this exact same story before? (with popping [image from too old to be available] goodness.) There should be a name for that, like "deja spew" or something.
2004-09-20 03:20:07 PM  
I can see where many motorists would want to get involved with a transaction involving nuts with either of these women:
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And his one definitely falls into the "eat a sammich" category, but look at how long those legs are:

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2004-09-20 03:32:36 PM  
Tell Them I Hate Them
Wow, that's a very well done photo. I haven't browsed the links on that site because I'm at work. I dig the other posted photos as well.
2004-09-20 03:35:17 PM  
If it weren't for the social stigma that clothing must be worn at all times, people wouldn't be dying because of this!
2004-09-20 06:33:02 PM  
Compared to the hot dog vendors in Florida a few years ago these girls are extremely overdressed.
2004-09-20 06:36:06 PM  
I'm newly unemployed but it looks like I have something to do tomorrow after all!

Oh those poor poor kittens.
2004-09-20 06:37:58 PM  
now what will I do with 50 lbs of nuts
Ant [TotalFark]
2004-09-20 06:40:23 PM  
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2004-09-20 06:41:05 PM  
US tourists should be aware that they really are selling a food product, since they look like they are selling a personal service.
2004-09-20 06:41:47 PM  
'It's really not my business, it's my boss's problem'

2004-09-20 06:44:19 PM  
Under the new dress code, women peddling spicy chewing betel nuts at roadside stands are barred from revealing their bodies in sexy transparent clothes or soliciting business on the streets

The men may continue to wear sexy transparent clothes and solicity business on the streets.
2004-09-20 06:47:44 PM  
"Betel nut is Taiwan's second largest agricultural crop"

If we could get some girls in the US wearing skimpy clothes slinging, oh hell..I don't know, soy nuts? We could easily beat these chicks.
2004-09-20 06:49:00 PM  

I saw you in the other thread too, what did you get fired for?
2004-09-20 06:51:45 PM  
Complete set one page, SFW.
2004-09-20 06:54:59 PM  
I visit Taiwan 3-4 times a year. There is a betel nut stand at nearly every corner in the larger cities. I can see how this is causing a traffic problem. I get a sore neck every time I drive down the street from looking at the hotties in the betel nut stands.

Driving in Taiwan is crazy enough without the distractions posed by these attractive women peddling betel nuts. Personally, I hope that they dont clamp down too hard on these women. Myself and my traveling companions find it great sport to see who can spot the skimpiest outfit first. :-D
2004-09-20 06:55:10 PM  
Don't you hate it when you're killing kittens to pictures like this, only to find out at the last moment that those are DUDES? But, like, you're already over the top of the rollercoaster on your way to the end of the road, so it's too late to stop?

I hate that.
2004-09-20 07:00:34 PM  
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The binlang box link at the bottom of

shows some nut-box tops one is NSFW and a video, barely SFW.
2004-09-20 07:07:38 PM  
"Instead, he suggested several young saleswomen to don white navy tops, tight short pants.."

But they didn't say they had to wear bra's, or that the tops couldn't be wet.

Cause everyone knows tight short pants cause people to look away from the person.

2004-09-20 07:11:04 PM  
'"Don't put on any dissipated poses such as dancing outside the sales booths," a police officer said while promoting the new dress code.'

Dissipated poses? Can't have any of them!
2004-09-20 07:15:33 PM  

I got fired for poor work performance. Thing is I didn't know there was a problem today. Basically the complaint was that I didn't do my job fast enough.
2004-09-20 07:15:51 PM  
chicago streetcorner window-washers take note: if you want me to pay attention, wear seksy skimpy clothing.
2004-09-20 07:21:04 PM  
I was going to make some cheap joke about giving her my nuts but thankfully BeatleMatt saved me the trouble.

And ABQGOD, damn!!!
2004-09-20 07:32:17 PM  
What the hell is with South-East Asians and Betel nuts anyway? My friend is from Malaysia and he chokes these things down like there is no tomorrow (claims it gives you a buzz or something). I don't know, they taste pretty farking bad to me. Though I did have some sugared ones from India, and it was somewhat palatable.
2004-09-20 07:39:06 PM  
I think they're supposed to be a sort of stimulant. Like Jolt Cola, only in, er, nut form.
2004-09-20 07:41:02 PM  
Whoring out nuts!
What will they think of next?
2004-09-20 07:48:44 PM  
Bloody Mary is the girl for me
2004-09-20 07:54:48 PM  
And ABQGOD, damn!!!

Damn what? :)
2004-09-20 08:04:57 PM  
A young sales girl told reporters the tighter dress code sounded reasonable.

The tighter dress code does seem reasonable, but... weren't tight dresses the problem in the first place?
2004-09-20 08:19:21 PM  
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2004-09-20 08:44:56 PM  
i can attest to these girls, i've been to taiwan many times and damn...makes the drives much more interesting. although there are some places that fool you and have old ugly ladies selling them! arg.
btw, good pictures all...brings back memories mmmmm.
2004-09-20 09:39:11 PM  
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Selling deez nuts?
2004-09-20 09:59:01 PM  
The Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.

Shopkeeper: THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!!!

/Kung Pow
2004-09-20 10:03:02 PM  
I live in Taipei and one of those booths is a few blocks from my girlfriend's place. I can't think of any jokes or rude comments for myself.
2004-09-20 10:20:54 PM  
Just to make this perfectly clear: it is the MEN, who look, who are causing the car accidents.

/smaller percentage of car-driving lesbians negligible
2004-09-20 10:23:26 PM  
Betel nuts are a stimulant, yes. I've got a big bag of pan (betel nuts plus fennel seeds, pieces of sugar, and other stuff) here. I call it "Indian crack". My Indian and Pakistani mates used to eat it in big handfuls.
2004-09-20 10:43:23 PM  
Then they smile at you with those lovely reddish-brown stained teeth...
2004-09-20 10:50:24 PM  
i see these chicks everytime i go to taiwan. they are usually on the outskirts of taipei and more common down south. (i saw lots of them in kaoshiung) pretty entertaining. some are hot and some are ass.

the men who chew on betel nuts get hooked and end up with mouth or gum cancer. they also turn your mouth all red and shiat. definitely give you a buzz though. it's not very common for women to chew on them because of the red mouth, nasty taste and i'm guessing rotted gums. they aren't really nuts either. they're more like fresh green acorns that just fell out of a tree.
2004-09-20 11:47:55 PM  
Wu acknowledged that some stands had girls who wore no underwear or who were available for sexual services, but insisted that his stalls had nothing to do with that aspect of the business. "Our main business is to sell betel nuts and the most important part is that you have to have pretty girls," he said.

"Besides, those who offer sex are mostly the ugly girls," he added.

/story of my life
2004-09-21 01:15:41 AM  
I did not realize that beatles had nuts. I guess in Taiwan they mispell EVERYTHING. I think the girls ought to be quite commended for getting all those nuts off the beatles. Must be hard work. Probably makes em sweat so they wear less.

Me So Horney, Love You Long Time. You Party?
2004-09-21 08:42:14 AM  

"I got fired for poor work performance. Thing is I didn't know there was a problem today. Basically the complaint was that I didn't do my job fast enough."

Just a guess here...but did they essentially have you assigned enough work for 3 or 4 guys and get pissy you actually needed sleep?
2004-09-21 09:18:43 AM  
Where does one actually find these nuts for sale? Of either the Indian or Taiwanese variety? I read a story similar to this about a year ago and looked in some places in chinatown here in NYC and couldn't find a thing.
2004-09-21 09:51:08 AM  
Man, after seeing these pics I almost feel sorry for the poor kittens who are about to die for my pleasure.

2004-09-21 10:06:00 AM  
Wow Godamnlimey, I remember that! Wasn't it some gal on either Sample or Copens that caused some guy to "crash" his car? If I recall, he tried to sue her for damages and she wound up winning. God bless the g-string hotdog gals of South Florida!
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