Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo) Boobies The reason why Miss Alabama is now Miss USA   ( story.news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Boobies  
•       •       •

174211 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2004 at 1:08 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



298 Comments     (+0 »)
 


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2004-09-20 12:01:47 AM  
freda neato

I happen to really like girls with short hair. In fact, it's one of the things that originally attracted me to my girlfriend. It takes the right kind of face and neck for it to look good, but when it works... wow.

To all you guys who categorize all short hair as "boy haircuts" I have to ask you: Why do you want to cover up a beautiful face and neck with hair? I mean, you don't seem to want the legs or the cooter covered with it.

And besides, short cut does not equal boy cut. If any of you guys think that Miss Florida's cut is even close to as common on guys as it is on girls, then you're either naive or stupid.
 
2004-09-20 12:02:40 AM  
Arg...deliver yer booty...

/yes, 4 minutes late for pirate day...give me a break.
 
2004-09-20 12:03:26 AM  
Wow. Do they go out of their way to NOT have hotties in this thing?
 
2004-09-20 12:12:41 AM  
Not reading the thread if it's been said already...

Start another thread, list them all, lock posting and have the farkers vote to see who wins.
 
2004-09-20 12:18:24 AM  
yes pyro messiah, otherwise it wouldn't be "classy"
 
2004-09-20 12:35:30 AM  
vincentfox

"If I wanted to date someone who looked like a guy, well I would just date a guy. Straight men like women who look like women, one aspect of which usually includes includes long hair."

[image from pslashg.org too old to be available]

Woman?

[image from php.indiana.edu too old to be available]

Man?

Apparently, we men are really stupid and lazy. We are unable to tell a woman from a man using such secondary sex characteristics as the presence or absence of breasts, the femininity of the face, the width of the shoulders and hips, etc. We are totally fooled by haircuts. Keep this in mind ladies. We're idiots who are really easy to manipulate with simple visual gimmicks.

/only half kidding
//And btw, vincentfox, I hope you'd hit the right one above. ;-)
 
2004-09-20 12:42:41 AM  
that swimsuit makes her look like she is packing; um you know. ecklestain!
 
2004-09-20 12:46:48 AM  
13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane

When did they start wearing string bikinis and why wasn't I informed?

They started wearing string bikinis when speedo signed a contract with the pageant, and we notified you in an email with the subject heading of "Penis enlargement pills, guaranteed results!" My god, don't you read ANY of your email?
 
2004-09-20 01:08:00 AM  
mesmer242 Holy smokes, you know a lot about pagents.
 
2004-09-20 01:39:20 AM  
Her teeth remind me of that Friends episode where Ross has the glow-in-the-dark bleaching.

Demon!
 
2004-09-20 02:29:15 AM  
tishykb:

Ok, so she's a cheater. The real question remains: was she a whore? Haha, dirt baby, dirt!
 
2004-09-20 02:36:30 AM  
2004-09-19 07:54:00 PM tishykb

Let me start off by saying - I don't believe a word you say about "going to high school" with this person. Name dropping on the internet is the most subtle form of attention whoring.

Given that there's the .001% chance that you ever did get within farting distance of such a person - how were you able to tell when she seemed like she was "looking down her nose" at your pathetic, insignificant, insecure ass? Did she shoot "snob-rays" or "peon-pulses" down her nose at you? And just re-read the rest of the juvenile comments you had to make and how petty your "grievances" are. Ooooh - major crime against humanity - she sneaked her assignments into pre-existing stacks of papers. You sound like Ferris Beuller's little sister. Grow up. I also find it incredible that someone could compete for valedictorian simply by turning in their papers in this manner, in addition to having their parents pay for it. I'm sure you have the receipts for this payoff? They're probably next to Whitney's crack receipts.

Prove me wrong by linking to the pics and home movies that documented your relationship to this person - however shallow and insignificant. Otherwise - get out of here with your "I knew her, she went to my high school" crap.

Sorry about that Fark - I couldn't let that go - as a modest "friend" of the "popular" kids when I was growing up, I never understood how the usual crowd I ran with had commentary identical to that, without really taking the time to get to know the very people they were judging.

As far as the "girls with short hair" thing - it works on very few girls. Catherine Bell being the Alpha female when it comes to short hair. But, if your neck is slender enough ladies, and your boobies are round enough, you can be hot as hell. If you're flat, or even think you're flat - stick with long hair. Please.
 
2004-09-20 03:27:38 AM  
***Threadjack***

Can someone please tell me how to do block letters, so I can properly thank those of you who recognize the beauty of short hair?

***End Threadjack***
 
2004-09-20 03:50:57 AM  
JohnnyontheSpot:
I know a little bit. More than the average chick, less than the average gay man. But enough to know it's spelled pageants.

(BTW, I've lurked on fark for awhile. Is it against the rules here to be a spelling nazi?) >:P

I tried to submit a Miss America article as a link last night though. My headline: Another Hurricane Ivan casuality: Miss America's Top Two. Louisiana evacuates prematurely and Alabama "wins".

Well, I thought it was funny anyway. :) Maybe next time...
 
2004-09-20 05:23:30 AM  
I can't believe my eyes. Someone has posted something about Alabama that isn't about low IQ's or incest. (Even if they did mistake Miss America for Miss USA...ah well, nobody's perfect.)

That's an even bigger accomplishment than our entry winning Miss America. ROLL TIDE!
 
2004-09-20 08:47:22 AM  
Now that's how you s'posed to drive.

/got nuthin' but dayum, she's fine
 
2004-09-20 09:14:53 AM  
 
2004-09-20 09:27:11 AM  
L.Darte: Who says inbreeding can't be pretty?

Your mama.
 
2004-09-20 09:28:17 AM  
I'll pass on the barfing, thanks.

She needs to seek treatment for anorexia.

/wants to see more NORMAL chicks...not one that eat a stick of gum then insinctivly puke up their spit.
 
2004-09-20 09:28:41 AM  
Hey Now!!!!
 
2004-09-20 09:40:36 AM  
There still is a MA pagent ? Who would of thunk it ? Anyway, I wonder how many of these so called 'perfect' gals are really psycho biatches in real life ? I say 75%, but that might be low.
 
2004-09-20 09:42:38 AM  
seriously...everyone HATES the chicks that are too fat. What about the biatches that are way too SKINNY?

Personally, I find either one disgusting. I'll have my women in the happy medium category thanks.

Same goes for just about everything, including the rack. Not too big, not too small, and DEFINATLY not fake.

/is married and wife is watching...heh
 
2004-09-20 09:44:21 AM  
Butternutts, thank you so very much for that.
 
2004-09-20 09:52:15 AM  
Atreyou40

I really did go to high school with her. The musicals we did-- as in, she was on stage, i was a techie, y'know built stuff and whatnot- together were Once Upon a Mattress, The Pajama Game, and Kiss Me Kate. The director was Mike Bodolosky, technical director Big Al -- he was as big as a troll- and the chorus director was Kim Rauch who is now in charge of it all cuz Bodo handed it over to him. Kim also plays organ at my church, Mt. Calvary Luthern on Scalp Ave.

I never said i was in the same grade as her, because i wasn't, but being in the music department - chorus, she did both chorus and orchestra, directed by Winsome Garland, with whom i spent a lovely night in toronto hospital with my friend holly sick as a dog-- we were around each other enough and well i was simply not impressed with her attitudes toward anyone who couldn't get her something she wanted.

her boyfriend Jason played Sax in the marching band, and his sister Jessie stole my computer once to have cybersex in a chatroom Kangachat.. if anyone knows what that was, it was probably 10 years ago. Jessie now works as a waitress at Denny's, and i'm glad to say i'm still ok friends with her even tho i don't see her too often.

also, vicky's twin brother David was a wanna be skater jackass and was awful at playing cards in Mrs Sloat's study hall with me.

And well honestly i don't give a shiat if you don't beleive me. just don't beleive all these girls are miss honesty, cuz they aren't.
 
2004-09-20 10:15:22 AM  
proton

Butternutts, thank you so very much for that.



np... but, gave the wrong link..[image from offshore.ipbhost.com too old to be available]

the girl in that thread is Hazel Serrano.. Who, imo, is probably hotter anyways...lol


here's a link to Mindy Vega....bottom of thread - and again, N-S-F-W...

[image from img47.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2004-09-20 10:19:39 AM  
 
2004-09-20 10:20:58 AM  
That's the best they can do?

Hell, if they care are about ratings, they could start by not giving the title to a complete dog.
 
fnj
2004-09-20 10:37:51 AM  
Darth Vader wants his helmet back. Meanwhile, I'd hit Miss Florida repeatedly.
 
2004-09-20 11:05:09 AM  
butternuts


WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU DOING?????!

YOU CAN'T POST THAT CRAP IN THE THREAD.

SOME OF US ARE AT WORK!!!!!!

CHRIST ON A UNICYCLE, MAN!

enjoy your bannination.
 
2004-09-20 11:39:48 AM  
Can someone please post that picture of the fat guy typing at the computer about "I would definetly NOT hit it. Look at her knees...they are way too sharp"

I was telling my friend about that pic and now I can't find one to show him.
 
2004-09-20 11:43:17 AM  
hawhaw

Seriously, most of those chicks dress like hicks. I can't explain it, but it's absolutely true. If you go to an average beach I would find at least 10 people I'd rather have sex with than anyone in the swimsuit competition. Makeup and weird feathered hair? Yuck, dude.

None of these biatches are hot, even a little.
 
2004-09-20 12:48:18 PM  
Shouldn't you be working then Socodog, instead of wasting company time browsing funny news sites?

You're fired!!!
 
2004-09-20 01:35:17 PM  
Alabama needs more boobage.
 
2004-09-20 02:12:26 PM  
socodog, I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. Does your employer search through the hundreds of images in your Internet file cache? Are you just a tattletale, piping up to try to get the other user banned? Or are you dumb enough to browse the Internet in plain view of other coworkers, who are close enough to see that 113x165 pixel image?
 
2004-09-20 03:16:19 PM  
You don't post NSFW stuff in the thread. Them's the rules.

I don't make 'em.
 
2004-09-20 04:24:09 PM  
Great site, popups, but lots of free mindy vega pictures. N.S.F.W.
 
2004-09-20 05:09:17 PM  
nightwing rutjob - Who IS that girl and where do I find the bottom half of that photo. Woof!
 
2004-09-20 05:25:31 PM  
I quietly give thanks, everyday, to who or whatever created the universe. I give thanks for that fact that I'm a well adjusted, red blooded, straight man and can happily enjoy the simple pleasure of appreciating the beauty of a good lookin' woman. It's blinkin' great being a bloke.
 
2004-09-20 06:11:49 PM  
twistedfark. you're a good guy.
 
2004-09-20 07:28:28 PM  
gastrognome

Her name is Rebekah Teasdale.

Here's the whole image:

NSFW

and here's a bonus one:

NSFW

You can get tons more (I know I did) through the usual channels (i.e. GIS and whatnot). Enjoy!
 
2004-09-20 07:49:47 PM  
My bad... linked the wrong pic, tried to edit it, but, couldn't figure out how... justr deleted the pic from the image shack file.


sorry everyone..
 
2004-09-20 09:28:27 PM  
She's got some nice big talents.
 
2004-09-20 09:32:50 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH​H​HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Had my fappin' wand out, and then hit next. It was John Friggin' Kerry in the next pic. Think I sprained something getting that 'insta-inny'!!

/fappin to flappin
 
2004-09-21 06:32:06 AM  
I know the rules Socodog I've been here long enough, then again there are rules of common sense that apply when looking thru a boobies link on work time. Oh no nsfw banner, these must be workplacesafe boobies, duh.

Just because you're upset you got 'caught' doing something you aren't supposed to be doing at work is no reason to try and misplace the blame on someone else dude.
 
2004-09-21 04:57:43 PM  
Kalkin

He didn't necessarily get caught. There's just the threat of it. The rule does exist for a reason you know. This is sort of like telling a woman she deserved to be raped for walking in a bad neighborhood at night. Yes, I'm exaggerating, but the analogy fits.

Also

"Oh no nsfw banner, these must be workplacesafe boobies, duh."

What the hell are you talking about? It was a nudie pic posted directly into the thread. There wasn't exactly an opportunity for a warning.
 
2004-09-22 04:34:11 PM  
Someone always posts a nsfw picture in the comments on boobies links Nightwing Rutjob.

Clicking anywhere near a boobies link at work should be all the warning any person needs.

I'm all for a person's right to risk their job by browsing potentially dangerous sites and threads at work, but once you choose to take the chance the fault is yours, not some idiot who breaks or chooses to ignore a rule.

And I'm not even going to attempt to argue your analogy in a public venue. It's far too volatile a topic to be used as any kind of dispassionate analogy. Bad choice.
 
2004-09-22 10:48:40 PM  
Kalkin

With all due respect, no they don't... at least not by the loose definition of work safety that Fark uses. I've glanced through dozens and dozens of boobies threads and have seen only a handful where a true nsfw pic was posted directly into the thread... and I've seen people banned for doing it.
 
2004-09-22 11:16:32 PM  
Oh and as for the analogy, I freely admit that it's an exaggeration and that it's emotionally charged, but that's the point. As I'm sure you know, it's being used as a rhetorical tool in much the same way Santa Claus often finds his way into religious debates.

However, that nonsense about it being too volatile to be used as a dispassionate analogy is just a cop out. Analogies do not have to be dispassionate to be valid, and I believe this one is valid. I think you're just afraid that if we explore the topic, you'll come off as a boorish, mysogynistic thug. Assuming you aren't, you should have nothing to worry about. Just show why the victim isn't at fault in one circumstance and is in the other. Assuming there's something wrong with the analogy, that shouldn't be too hard.

Regardless, what it essentially breaks down to in either case is that if a person engages in risky behavior and others break the rules or laws to harm that person, it is not the fault of the person who engages in the risky behavior. Perhaps the person should not have engaged in said behavior to begin with, but that's beside the point, and it has nothing to do with ultimate guilt or responsibility.
 
Displayed 48 of 298 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Newest | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report