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(Yahoo) Boobies The reason why Miss Alabama is now Miss USA   ( divider line
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174211 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2004 at 1:08 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-09-19 04:34:42 PM  
i went to high school with Miss Pennsylvania
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She was a cheating princess snob, if e'r there was.
2004-09-19 04:35:09 PM  
Fecal Pandora:


That is all.
2004-09-19 04:37:15 PM  
It seems like a lot of people from Alabama are quite dark... does Alabama have some Spanish or Lebanese blood in the gene pool or something?

There are lots of hot Lebanese Texans whose ancestors came here several generations ago.
2004-09-19 04:45:49 PM  
I'm no beauty queen - but is it me, or does Ms Alabama look like she has Downs Syndrome?
2004-09-19 04:46:26 PM  
Fecal Pandora:

Uhhh...Miss Texas certainly does not look ugly. You're the "sharp knees" guy, I suppose.


Latitude, solar radiation, and melanin. Look them up.
2004-09-19 04:46:41 PM  
Thread... needs more... boobies!
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2004-09-19 04:48:44 PM  
If this was judged by body and face alone, The wrong girl won.
2004-09-19 04:49:05 PM  
I'd Alabam-her.
Uh huh huh huh huh
2004-09-19 04:56:15 PM  
I think I missed the memo that says straight guys don't like girls w/ short hair. Personally, I think girls w/ short hair can be really cute. But, the first guy I attracted after I chopped all my hair off was totally bi...and now I'm kind of worried. Is this in the unwritten rule book?
2004-09-19 04:58:30 PM  

I live closer to the equator than this chick does, so latitude and solar radiation are off the table.

That leaves melanin, which was the original subject of my inquiry.

But actually looking at the other pictures in this thread she doesn't look so tan after all. Kind of sallow, even.
2004-09-19 05:04:52 PM  
Here is a picture of Miss NJ with less makeup.
2004-09-19 05:05:30 PM  
Besides, its nice to see a white girl win.
2004-09-19 05:13:19 PM  

There are a couple reasons for that. One is that many guys see short hair on a woman, and due to previous experiences think " If I talk to her she will tell me how much men suck and that she hates me." Personally, I think short hair just does not look good on the majority of women. One of my exes chopped off almost all of her hair soon after we started dating and it really decreased my attraction level for her (we hadn't been dating long), but when it grew out it was lust all over again.

That said, there are plenty of guys who like (or at least don't mind) girls with short hair. My personal opinion is you should just date girls, they kiss better anyway.
2004-09-19 05:14:17 PM  
Hubba hubba!

2004-09-19 05:14:55 PM  
girl with short hair... reminds me of Ms. FL....
would hit it with anything I've got....
2004-09-19 05:19:10 PM  
BOBFOC = coffee in keyboard
2004-09-19 05:22:24 PM  
Well, it's certainly not because of her face.
2004-09-19 05:23:40 PM  
miss new mexico scares me.
2004-09-19 05:24:20 PM  
Now I know why Ivan suddenly veered east . . .
2004-09-19 05:31:02 PM  
ya know, i am not complaining here, she is attactive, BUT, she looks a LOT older than 24...
2004-09-19 05:33:24 PM  
Ha, I went to high school with this girl. And Miss Fear Factor USA 2004. And I didn't hit either of them. I don't even think this girl won the high school pageant.
2004-09-19 05:34:40 PM  

Nooo! There's that, too!! I am going to have a shirt made that says, "I am not a lesbian".

Miss America looks like Lisa Marie. On a bad day.
2004-09-19 05:38:11 PM  
I like Miss Switzerland
2004-09-19 05:40:54 PM  

If I wanted to date someone who looked like a guy, well I would just date a guy. Straight men like women who look like women, one aspect of which usually includes includes long hair.

Unless you have a great head and shave it all off. But the only one I've seen who was hot doing that was Persis Khambatta in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
2004-09-19 05:43:39 PM  

Latitude, solar radiation, and melanin. Look them up.

There are many theories, but nothing has been proven. Also, unless somone from Alabama was native american, and from a tribe in the region, nothing you listed is relevant for her skin color.
It takes thousands of years for a permanent adaption that you suggest.
I suggest you look this up...

sorry no html.
2004-09-19 05:43:45 PM  
What's the age limit for Miss America? The photos seem more appropriate for a Mrs America contest.
2004-09-19 05:44:29 PM  
that's all they had to choose from wooooooo
2004-09-19 05:44:36 PM  
Good from far, but far from good. There's better looking women in a New Jersey mall.
2004-09-19 05:44:44 PM  

Men like long hair on their women. They always have and they always will. Why women cut their hair short when they hit their thirties is a mystery to men. Keep your hair long, it amuses them.
2004-09-19 05:45:38 PM  
I don't look like a guy! And men w/ long hair don't look like women. Usually.

You cannot tell me Miss Florida looka lika man. Uh huh! She is HOT!
2004-09-19 05:51:03 PM  
Looks like Miss Alabama should portray Daisy Dukes in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie, instead of Jessica Simpson. At least she has the hair and the accent.
2004-09-19 05:52:33 PM  
I'd just like to echo MorrisBird's sentiments at 2004-09-19 05:44:44 PM.

Seriously. If you want to catch us guys, why blur the gender line? We don't swing that way.
2004-09-19 05:59:06 PM  
A girl's got to be really feminine looking--think delicate--to pull off wearing short hair without winding up being a citizen of Dyke City.
2004-09-19 06:00:42 PM  
Great the only two to win from my state, one fugly, the other deaf. Yay! Go Alabuba. We gawts the good genes down here.
2004-09-19 06:02:06 PM  
P.S. Short haired women 8/10 times are hawt.
2004-09-19 06:04:36 PM  

blur the gender line? this isn't victorian england. the majority of men throughout history have had long hair. only in modern times, mostly western civilizations, have men kep their hair shorter.
Might as well make your woman wear a corset so your waists don't look similar.
societal standards appeal only to those that buy into them.
i like short hair as well as long, as long as it has some shape to it.
do what you like ladies, you don't need shallow guys.
2004-09-19 06:05:36 PM  
When did they start wearing string bikinis and why wasn't I informed?
2004-09-19 06:06:08 PM  
I second what Pathogen said.
2004-09-19 06:07:40 PM  
My ex boyfriend liked short hair and convinced me to cut mine off. I thought I looked like a lesbian, but maybe that was why he liked it?
2004-09-19 06:09:55 PM  
Miss Texas has the Shannon Doherty one eye higher than another look going on, and for some reason she reminds me of Jimmy Carter.

Miss Colorado is the love child of John Kerry.

Miss RI is an evil witch.

Miss Virgina is a man
2004-09-19 06:13:59 PM  
What's the age limit for Miss America? The photos seem more appropriate for a Mrs America contest.

Don't these women look freakishly OLD? All the 24-year-old women in my nursing class looked like teenagers. The 25-year-old living next door looks like a high-schooler, even when she wears a business suit. Even with the airbrushing these ladies look very, very mature. What's up with that?

Hell, I still get carded at the ABC and I'm 40. Well, the clerk is myopic. And usually a little drunk. I flirt with him a bit, too.

I need a drink.
2004-09-19 06:14:24 PM  
Myself, I think if pretty woman chops off her long hair, she looks awesome, because of all that pretty face, for about a week or two. Then I wish she had long hair again. Because it's such a great enhancer.

So maybe if a beauty queen with is going to have her 15 minutes on TV, she should go with short hair. Then if her face propels her to longer-lasting fame, she should grow her hair out.

/Or maybe just show more skin. It's all good.
2004-09-19 06:20:55 PM  
Goddamn I hate that fake-overly-tanned look that all Southern women aspire too. She is good looking and I would certainly hit it.... but I wish her and every other hottie would lay of the farking tanning booths.

/lives in Alabama
2004-09-19 06:23:05 PM  
I gotta say it, these chix a very soccer mama kind of way, but they DO look to old to be MISS America. I mean, not rode-hard-and-hung-up-wet old, but still...
2004-09-19 06:29:55 PM  
I know this may be shocking to many of you, but the Miss America (Miss USA is a separate pageant system)pageant is not about finding the hottest chick to crown. It's a sholarship program. The primary emphasis on things like the swimsuit segment are physical fitness and poise under pressure. The bulk of the girls' score is from an interview (untelevised, I think), their work in their chosen platform (breast cancer or education programs or whatever), on-stage Q&A, and talent (singing, piano, etc). Many of these girls are VERY accomplished, even if they're not necessarily the brightest. Sure it still has some of that silly old-fashioned princessy girl thing going on, but these girls actually do a lot for their communities and earn money for college to boot. The increased emphasis on beauty these recent years is ONLY because of TV.
2004-09-19 06:30:58 PM  
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2004-09-19 06:35:04 PM  

Was she really a snob, or are you a big dork?
2004-09-19 06:41:53 PM  
Very few women can chop off their hair and still look hot to me. One of the exceptions...
2004-09-19 06:42:59 PM  
Ive decided after looking at all the headshots... headshots pretty much suck. Most of these girls look nervous, desperate, or plastic. And in one case (Georgia) the copyright signature makes her look tatooed. Not good for a Miss America pageant.

That said, Florida looks like Sheena Easton.
Virgin Islands needs more concealer for her unicorn problem.
Wyoming looks like a 12 year old.

Id like to put Indiana, Hawaii, Nevada, and D.C. in my shopping cart for the trip home.
2004-09-19 06:43:23 PM  
We Americans like our women cheap ... like our president:>)
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