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(Yahoo) Boobies The reason why Miss Alabama is now Miss USA   ( divider line
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174211 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2004 at 1:08 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-09-19 01:34:52 PM  

/Dosen't watch "pagents"
2004-09-19 01:35:57 PM  
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2004-09-19 01:37:03 PM  
Doh.. make that Miss America Blowup Doll Collection, like there's a difference.
2004-09-19 01:38:00 PM  
Ugh. Just ugh.

/didn't watch pageant
2004-09-19 01:38:34 PM  
I want a sparkly 80s dress with a big ass bow on it!

/goes to thrift store
2004-09-19 01:38:37 PM  
Is miss arizona kind of a fatty?​PNCH38KW X3S9500439&userid=missamerica2004&gallery_id=97130&image_id=0

can't link it dammit

So Miss CA wins talent and is obviously the smartest. but this dumb broad wins. no justice no peace.

/seriously im not gay.
2004-09-19 01:40:24 PM  
not gay, but really likes pagaents.

does not compute
2004-09-19 01:40:45 PM  
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Miss South Carolina > Miss Alerbamer or Miss Floriduh
2004-09-19 01:40:58 PM  
The so called "gang sign" is saying "I love you" in Sign Language. Thats common knowledge
2004-09-19 01:41:43 PM  
i prefer pr0n to these pagents.
2004-09-19 01:42:11 PM  
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2004-09-19 01:42:26 PM  
Why? Didn't the other contestants have breasts?
2004-09-19 01:43:48 PM  
Fireball: first runner up in the "bazow-zing" competition!

/gets Miss Alabama some ice for her bloody nose
2004-09-19 01:44:34 PM  
Nothing Speshel: Thanks, I was a sheltered youth aha. ;p
2004-09-19 01:44:47 PM  
She sort of has that long-toothed horsey face I associate with Southern belles of a certain type. Proof that inbreeding is not always a bad thing.
2004-09-19 01:46:25 PM  
Miss Louisiana is teh HOTT.
2004-09-19 01:48:01 PM  
was this Ms. America or the butterface contest?
2004-09-19 01:48:29 PM  
Very hot. If she plays her cards right she could be Mrs. farktimenow.
2004-09-19 01:48:35 PM  
After going through all the images on the website, I'm convinced that the pageant organizers must be taking the scholarship aspect of the contestant qualifications too seriously. Half of those women I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley... and of course there are a few exceptions to the rule... introducing Miss DC

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2004-09-19 01:49:24 PM  
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Now, she had poise!
2004-09-19 01:50:06 PM  
I'd hit for world peace.
2004-09-19 01:50:58 PM  
The bikinis are an attempt to boost television ratings. It's a step in the right direction. They've made it less boring. Now they need to do something to make it interesting.
2004-09-19 01:51:53 PM  
"Now they need to do something to make it interesting."

/Thongs. : )
2004-09-19 01:52:35 PM  
Should have a topless section and make it payperview. :D
2004-09-19 01:53:04 PM  
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2004-09-19 01:53:17 PM  
Miss Texas was from my college.
2004-09-19 01:54:38 PM  
Super hot!!!!

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2004-09-19 01:56:22 PM  
*sharp knees*
2004-09-19 01:59:16 PM  
Nice shoes!
2004-09-19 02:01:53 PM  
drue: Wow...what a china doll. I'd hit it, if it offered...
2004-09-19 02:04:40 PM  
Hot, but the high-heels-with-bikini thing always makes me laugh.
2004-09-19 02:05:42 PM  
wonder if they actually go down?
2004-09-19 02:08:23 PM  
Nice A-cups. I'm from Mississippi and I'd have to contest that my dog looks better than she does.
2004-09-19 02:14:38 PM  
In response to naughtygudgy's post, I went to, entered Jenna Edwards, and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button...

wow, what a looker!
2004-09-19 02:20:55 PM  
Isn't having a beauty contest for academic scholarships like having a chess tourament for atheltic scholarships?
2004-09-19 02:21:55 PM  
*embarrassed by my typing in the previous post*
2004-09-19 02:22:46 PM  
Is that was passes for beauty these days? She looks like Melissa Rivers' somewhat more attractive evil twin.

drue is correct. Ms. Louisiana should have won. And not just because she's my cousin. :)

/not a close relation, so I'd still hit it.
2004-09-19 02:23:13 PM  
I must agree with drue, Miss Louisiana is waay hotter. I have no clue how this scud even got Miss Alabama.

For that matter Miss Florida also way hotter.
2004-09-19 02:24:48 PM  
Miss Alabama looks like she had a stroke. She's busted. I was a big fan of Miss Louisiana and Miss California. Oh well.
2004-09-19 02:26:44 PM  
I like Miss Florida better but don't kid yourself I'd hit them all.
2004-09-19 02:29:09 PM  
I'm really not that impressed with miss florida, don't get me wrong I'd still hit it, hell I hit a hole in the wall. But, she's got bigger breasts thats about it, Alabama has a way hotter face. She could eat something though damn are those her ribs, they could all use a good meal :)
2004-09-19 02:31:14 PM  
Way better than puppy thread
2004-09-19 02:31:17 PM  
Stupid farking pageant. Really. Stupid. I can't imagine why anyone would want to watch a bunch...oh, wait. Still stupid, though. There are better looking women than her EVERYWHERE.
2004-09-19 02:32:55 PM  
sandwiches for all
2004-09-19 02:34:44 PM  
I'm still waiting for them to do away with the "talent" portion of the pageant and replace it with a "carpet-licking lesbian orgy" segment.
2004-09-19 02:35:21 PM  
2004-09-19 02:35:42 PM  
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Oh my...
2004-09-19 02:37:44 PM  
You mean it's not because she raises money for crippled kids and plays a musical instrument?
2004-09-19 02:38:31 PM  
yesterday = miss alabama
today = miss usa
tomorrow = mrs.firstlady of alabama
2004-09-19 02:39:07 PM  
she is fugly! great body but before i'd fark her i'd have to ask her paper or plastic? and what the hell another boobies link with no boobies...
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