Good to see things returning to normal

Boobies.

People, as usual, are so farking stupid.

Gotta love the crack-heads

I hope he enjoys getting ass farked in prison.

Next someone will sell Mike Tyson's Farking Astroglide.

bin Laden smack - Ask for it by Name!

Now with Morphium-brand extra-drooling goodness.

Whether you're crashing a plane or just crashing ON the plane on the way to your next modeling shoot, chose bin Laden smack

Whatever happened to Felix the Cat and child friendly names like that?

Can't wait for Gov't to flood streets with Taliban Acid Tabs. GO USA !

See? If you do DRUGZ, you are financing Osama Bin Laden and his evil terrorist campaign. See? It's right there on the package. See? And no, I don't work for the C.I.A..

I'd buy some Mike Tyson's denture cream when I get old and gray.

Crappie
It is heroin. A lot of heroin is grown in Afghanastan. Smack is a slang term for heroin. Hence, Osama Smack. Anytime you need to get your street education, I'm here for you.

Snuffuluppugus: "I'm sick, Bird. I need some smack, Biiiird."

"was inevitable that drug dealers would seek to capitalize on our nation's worst atrocity.

Dirty, bad, mean, bad, dirty drug dealers...

Oh boy. Whose snorting Bin Laden?

www.tweedledumber.com

I'm gonna give you some Osama Bin Laden Smack for that!

Purple Microdot
Yellow Sunshine
Roofies
Osama bin Laden


"One of these things is not like the other..."

Rolltyde1: Probably whoever designed that page you keep plugging.

That's enough to make me lose my respect for drug dealers.

My dealer is behind the times. He only has Al Gore brand smack.

Next thing we'll see is the George W. Bush brand Hemeroid Creme.

I can see the ads now

"Nothing puckers a raw sphincter quicker than GWB creme, now available in the new 3"x5" Republican Suppository size.

god, i thought it said "osama bin laden brand SNACK." no wonder i was so confused...

"(doing drugs == loving terrorism)"

Grr I hated those commercials... if the gov would get off their farking arses and make p0t legal, they could tax it, and I'd be supporting them (well them and hostes)

Right now they're only hurting themselvs.

'Osama Bin Shootin'?

"was inevitable that drug dealers would seek to capitalize on our nation's worst atrocity."

As directly opposed to the corporations, churches, and politicians that are seeking to capitalize on our nation's worst atrocity.

"...drug dealers would seek to capitalize on our nation's worst atrocity."

I see no difference between this and Budweiser's superbowl clydesdale ad...

Wow... how long has this been old news? I submitted this 2 months ago and they passed on it as a duplicate, but now it's farking front page news, huh? These bags appeared 2 days after 9/11 and now it makes its way to Fark.

I say this is a great thing. Not all junkies are complete pieces of shiat, some are good people with a bad problem. So if this stamp makes them feel bad about what their doing before they shoot up and collect their welfare check (paid by us working peoples taxes) I say awesome. If we can't stop them from wasting their lives and taking our money at least we can rejoice with some additional guilt.

I like the sound of Rudy Smack... better

Cranky:

additional guilt? for what? are you saying that junkies are responsible for the 9/11 thing? id so, you need to check your hearing aid out, I don't think you heard the same news that everyone else did, I heard it was terrorists....

The terrorists make all their money from drug sales, especially Heroin. That smack probably WAS from Osama, and if you sell it, shoot it, or tolerate it, you are with the terrorists... no actually, you ARE a terrorist yourself - in fact, a traitor.

MorticianBaby: When prohibition in the 20's created all the gangsters, people didn't accuse beer drinkers of being gangsters. Our war on drugs, in addition to costing a ton of money and granting us the status of having more incarcerated people than any nation on the planet, has created superbly armed gangs who have nearly perfected the art of smuggling. They have become an excellent resource for terrorsists who want to smuggle anything from people to nuclear bombs into our country. All this, just so we can protect people from themselves in the "land of the free" with another prohibition. I don't do drugs myself, but I feel that choice should be made by me, not you.

Other people are free to become herion zombies, if they want.
I am free not to tolerate or support them, if I want.

It's a free country.

I believe that people should be free to choose as well. However, they should know that if they do hard drugs, someone likely had to die in an incredibly unjust way in order that they can enjoy the craven and selfish ego-masterbation that is drug use. My analysis is stricly Marxist in that one cannot escape the economic relationships inherent in any interaction. Any commerce or trade between people is interconnected by a massive nexus of interactions and relationships. If you contribute to the "demand" for drugs, you are interacting with the narco-terrorists in a friendly way.

The reason beer-drinkers weren't accused of aiding the gansters in the '20's, which I'm sure they were in fact, was because society was not really commited to prohibition. But I can assure you that Heroin will never be legal or tolerated in this country of ours, so the point is moot. It is permanently off the table of proper human activity, and so if you indulge yourself, you are a traitor, pure and simple. Freely choose that treason, but be a traitor nonetheless.

so you DON'T believe in free choice...

We should decriminalize drugs and allow the government and business sectors to profit from it. Let everyone who wants to smoke/shoot/whatever up to their heart's content. More ODs mean less fvckheads in traffic.

As to these piece of sht dealers, I hope that the NYPD will give them extra special treatment when they get them in the station.

MorticianBaby, a number of points:

1)Wow, someone flatly admitted that their analysis was Marxist.

2)On your logic, EVERYTHING you buy or sell contributes to these terrorists in one way or another (you drive a car? Ride a bus? But anything that anyone with a drug habit could have possibly had a hand in producing? etc.). So freely choose not to starve yourself to death, but be a traitor nonetheless.

3)Your argument that for every use of heroin there is an unjust death as a necessary component a)is utterly specious and b)even if it were true, would be an argument FOR legalization. People, for the most part, aren't exactly killing each other over wool, water, basketballs, McDonald's food or any other good for which the supply hasn't been artificially reduced.

"Doping" and "driving" are not compatable activities.
If you are stoned, and you hit me, I will beat the living snot out of you before the police ever arrive.
You'll deserve it.

yeah, everyone should be able to do whatever they want... its my body... if I die... only my family and freinds and loved ones will care... and who cares about them (err.. sarcasm)... you only get the right to your life... if you are the only person you know... if you ever have even one person in your life... that counts on you... doing a drug like heroin isn't hurting you... its hurting your kids... and freinds... and parents...

in honor of this drug thread, let me unleash the Marijuana promos of 'California Love' (an e-fed tag team of Shawn Lane and Rob Falken) who were talking about the Joint Forces (a pot-smoking tag team)

'[The view goes to "Sensational" Shawn Lane and Robbie Falken in front of what appears to be a giant version of the California Love pennant. They are both in orange baseball jerseys with Cali Love on the front with their names on the back.]

LANE: Last week.. another great team saw the light.

[Falken rolls his eyes]

LANE: Last week.. ER felt the love. ER are just stating the truth and you call them crazy? How dare you stereotype our millions of fans as insane people?

FALKEN: Look, ER came on out and told the world that they are Cali Love fans. Shawn said we have millions of fans and that is true. Every Los Angeles Laker fan is a Cali Love fan, every San Francisco Forty-Niner season-ticket holder is a Cali Love fan and you dare to call California insane?

LANE: The media dares to think of Laker fans as rowdy and bad. Well, a Laker fan is the best damn fan in the world. We are here in England and we know what British fans do. British fans have soccer riots and those are much worse then the celebration of the win for your 1999-2000 NBA Champions, the Los Angeles Lakers.

FALKEN: Tonight, we take on the Joint Chiefs of Stash. We all know that drugs make you stupid and crazy.

LANE: California Love never had to use drugs to succeed or for a cheap high. I know that stoners are *VERY* violent people and if you disrupt them during their inhalation of dangerous fumes called marijuana, they might kill you where you stand. I've never met a mellow and non-violent stoner, those people just don't exist.

FALKEN: Stoners like Joint Pride have to be stopped before they corrupt our children. We all know that in a third world nation like Canada, the Joint Chiefs of Stash are admired by many people and in the last week Marijuana use in Canada by Children up to 14 years old increased one thousand percent.

[Shawn Lane shakes his head in disbelief]

LANE: That's why we actively fund D.A.R.E., The Drug Abuse Resistance Education people.

[Falken unbuttons his jersey to show a D.A.R.E. t-shirt]

LANE: Joint Pride, you are absolute scum. You stoners are lucky that PCCW lacked tag teams when you signed, but with California Love as the Superstars of the PCCW tag team division, you will not be needed around. We will inhale and then exhale you out of the PCCW so fast, you will think you trust took a bong hit.

FALKEN: sure we are disappointed that Big Sean Southward and Derek Holmes had to steal our tag team titles. Big Sean has a title and Holmes has something as good as a title, a stupid gimmick name. We were prepared to razzle and dazzle Germany and challenge Jethro and Blade but they had to steal our shots, so we decided to face the team that is the reason for all youth violence in Canada.

LANE: It's been proven that the reason that a third world nation like Canada is already bad enough. Of course, with people like the Canadian Potigy and The pot-junkie formerly known as Yaz around PCCW. PCCW will lack true role models. I recall that after we beat Jack Cole and Blade Dryden, Los Angeles rioted, the rest of California had a ticker-tape parade for us, we got the key to Sacramento and we got the land deeds for San Jose.

FALKEN: We are not only heroes in California because we are two rich white boys that beat Dryden and Cole, we are also celebrities around the world. Trust me, anyday now when people like Big Sean Southward stop trying to steal our chances, we will beat Cole and Dryden and we will be the PCCW Tag Team Champions..

LANE: Of the World! GO LOVE!

[Fade out.]'

'[Suddenly out of nowhere]

"California Love..."

["California Love" by TuPac and Dr. Dre begins to play as the British fans start to boo loudly. Robbie Falken and Shawn Lane come out from behind the curtains. Falken has a vest on with orange tights that say "4:21, Your party is over" while Lane has his CaliLove jersey and tights on. They enter the ring and Falken gets the ring mic.]

FALKEN: Yo yo yo, lemme speak on dis.. ODELAY! ARRIBA LA RAZA!

LANE: and WESTSIIIIIIDE!

FALKEN: in a few moments, we will be stepping into the ring with the Joint Forces but we have not forgotten our duty as rolemodels to you British people. My partner Shawn Lane will be reading a inspirational poem for all you junkies that can't break the habit. I hope this does inspire you to get off the wacky weed.

[Falken hands Lane the mic]

LANE: *ahem*..

[Lane pulls out a clipboard-like scroll from Falken's vest]

LANE: When you do drugs you lose your mind.
They make you crazy and unkind.

[the fans start booing]

LANE: Acid, heroine, and cocaine,
will give you injuries of the brain.

[more booing and a chant of "Cali sucks"]

LANE: When you drink alcohol and get drunk,
you'll get bad grades and likely flunk.

[a cup or two flys into the ring while Lane starts getting more into the poem]

LANE: In tobacco and cigarettes there's nicotine.
It gets you addicted and you become MEAN!

[we see a nice side of Nachos narrowly miss Lane]

LANE: Marijuana makes you high
and maybe you will even die.

[Lane smiles smugly as more people start throwing objects]

LANE: D.A.R.E. will teach you how to say "NO".
and keep your self esteem high-not low!

[Lane moves out of the way of a flying cup]

LANE: Now I say to all my peers,
stay FREE from drugs through these upcoming years.

[Falken ducks as trash is thrown at him.]

LANE: Don't go and follow like the rest.
Just be yourself. It's who you do BEST!

[Falken grabs the mic.]

FALKEN: Joint Pride, your plan has some bugs.

[Someone yells "You bloody wankers".]

FALKEN: Because Cali Love knows that winners don't do drugs!

[Cali Love go to ringside to wait for Joint Pride.]'

I don't know what drugs I was doing during those promos. The poem was off a DARE website.

RF

Someone needs to Photoshop one of those WWII propaganda posters about this.

Possible blurbs...
"When you shoot up, you help Osama!"
"For our boys in the desert, try ganja!"
"Only traitors use drugs!"
"Ecstacy! It's for the patriot in all of us!"

A big problem with drugs is that many wastoids just want to sit around and get stoned, and I'll be damned if I'm going to work my azz off so I can support somebody else while they get high.

What if a piss test was mandatory for receiving welfare?

Osama smack! brought to you by your good friends the Northern Alliance and the CIA.

What if the only person who could give you a doobie was your priest? (American Native style)

What if on Friday your employer could give every employee a doobie for the weekend? (Roman style)

What if drugs were only legal in government run, supervised 'toke-oriums'? (Greek style)

Face it folks, recreational drugs are not for children, and should never be used without sober supervision.