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2004-09-16 04:29:17 PM
Thank god! With the slut look going out of fashion, what is the young, horny male supposed to do to become aroused?
 
2004-09-16 07:09:39 PM
Call me when they are rubbing eachother's naked bodies in jello. And knock off asking them moronic questions:

"So, what would you do to heal the world?"

"Oh, I would bring a smile to every child's face and find a
cure for dry-skin"

and in the WTF dept:

Did she sing "Rainbow in the Dark"
for the talent portion? Why is she doing
that with her hands?

 
2004-09-16 09:27:16 PM
WOOHOO
 
2004-09-16 09:29:11 PM
this thread needs more skin.... I know it's still early... I'm just sayin'
 
2004-09-16 09:29:41 PM
Thongs for the swimsuit contest? Please?
 
2004-09-16 09:32:14 PM
Sergeant Crash

this thread needs more skin.... I know it's still early... I'm just sayin'



I second the motion.
 
2004-09-16 09:34:33 PM
When I was a kid, our family watched "Miss America" every year, like it was the Super Bowl. The kiss of death came when they fired Bert Parks as the MC (sent him a letter, and he learned he was canned by seeing it on the news). After that, it was nothing.
 
2004-09-16 09:36:40 PM
They can be f-ing naked, I don't care that pageant is a piece of crap, I wouldn't watch it...and I'm not saying that because I'm a girl. I'd do them out of the pageant.
 
2004-09-16 09:40:01 PM
chewbaccajones

she's either saying "i love you" in sign language, or she's about to perform the shocker manauver for her talent portion.

/2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
 
2004-09-16 09:41:12 PM
Sushi Veggie

Put up or shut-up

lets see ur model pic
 
2004-09-16 09:41:59 PM


I'd like to thank ROSS (Cross Dress For Less), Atra Septuple Blade Ultra Shave, Trojan Condoms, my father the armadillo, STP, Lilly Pharmaceuticals, that wierd little girl who wanted to show me her 'kitty', His Holiness The Pope, the restroom attendant, the machine that goes 'BING', brightly colored artificial car parts, Miss Sara Bella Hognasty, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, Barbara Bush.....
 
2004-09-16 09:44:16 PM
"Miss America pageant to show more skin"

What?....fat chicks?
 
2004-09-16 09:44:50 PM
in other news, someone's still watching the televised Miss America pageant?
 
2004-09-16 09:44:56 PM
Naah man she's thrown the horns Miss America is hardcore metal....

Saw her in a moshpit at Ozzfest
 
2004-09-16 09:45:28 PM
Chewbacca Jones: Perhaps it was Last in Line?
 
2004-09-16 09:46:19 PM
csk

You suck. Just for mentioning 'she who's name cannot be spoken'

I have spent years, YEARS trying to forget that godawful image.

A pox on you.
:)
 
2004-09-16 09:46:37 PM
I grew up a few houses away from Kate Shindle (Miss America 98). Didn't even know she was in the pageant until I got word everyone in the old neighborhood was freaking out. I don't know if they'd have an opinion on the bikinis though.

/nothing
 
2004-09-16 09:47:41 PM


She's farking Metal.
 
2004-09-16 09:48:32 PM
Blewbayou..
Yeah, I didn't say anything about their looks, I just don't like the show it's farken boring so stop being a jerk because I don't look like a damn model.
*trying to work with what God gave me*
 
2004-09-16 09:48:35 PM
[sigh] I remember when I was like, 12 or 13 and could fap to stuff without full nudity in it.

I can't even get a hard-on these days unless there's at least 3 midgets, a pony and some jello in every scene.

Thanks a lot, intarweb.
 
2004-09-16 09:50:51 PM
Sushi Veggie:
"*trying to work with what God gave me*"

You seem perfectly allright in my book. The glasses are cute, btw.
 
2004-09-16 09:51:02 PM
I still won't watch until they start the fisting competition.
 
2004-09-16 09:51:22 PM
MC_Goo

same here... mine is girl on girl on girl on goat.Toss in some furry love and ahhhh...*sigh*
 
2004-09-16 09:53:02 PM


"I weel give you 100 meeleon dollars for more skin. 100 MEELEON DOLLARS!"
 
2004-09-16 09:54:42 PM
Forget skin, give me more glans.
 
csk
2004-09-16 09:54:54 PM
The irony is I've never actually seen the image (knew better than to click). I've read a textual description, though, and it sounds pretty, uh, "full on"
 
2004-09-16 09:55:53 PM
i think everyone should see tubgirl at least once in their lives, consider it a right of passage
 
2004-09-16 09:57:41 PM
csk,

There are much worse things on the internet than that, I can tell you. I won't speak of such things though... but trust me there are some pretty damned nasty things circulating around.
 
2004-09-16 09:57:59 PM
Valkhorn..
Thanks a bunch
Now I have a craving for jello with a hint of miss america. too bad I'm vegan ha!~
 
2004-09-16 09:58:09 PM
So they want to titillate the audience, eh?
 
2004-09-16 09:58:24 PM
I won't mention what those things are, rather... Stupid grammar...
 
csk
2004-09-16 10:00:07 PM
Hmm, after seeing the most well known (now former) resident of the .cx domain, I feel quite happy knowing that some things are better left unseen :)
 
2004-09-16 10:01:49 PM
Announcer #1: Ohhh what a nice cast...Sushi Veggie is really in a zone tonight...

Announcer #2: Indeed...that was an incredible cast...she is one of the best compliment anglers in the world...

Announcer #1: Wait....shhhhh....I think shes got one...

*SNAP*

Announcer #2: OH WOW LOOK AT THAT! SHE GOT ONE!

Announcer #1: HOLY COW! Nothing gets your blood pumping like fishing for compliments...

Announcer #2: Amen to that brother...
 
2004-09-16 10:04:31 PM
Sure, but will they be showing more camel?

 
csk
2004-09-16 10:04:45 PM
Great, thanks to Ain`Soph's earlier comment, I misread that as "fisting for compliments".
 
2004-09-16 10:08:59 PM
Miss Canada? I'd hit it, eh!
 
2004-09-16 10:11:27 PM
I'm not so concerned about the swimsuits; it's the asshat director's blatant lying that gets me. First, he says the revealing suits are not about audience titillation. Then, they drop the number of finalists from five to two, because of poor TV ratings. So, it's not about getting people to watch, but it's about getting people to watch?

Translation: It's about getting the 12-14 year old male set something to fap to and not losing their attention to fuzzy half-channel pirated porn since they are the only ones watching the farking program.
 
2004-09-16 10:13:05 PM
Oh come on! Where are the pics! Don't let me down here guys! Nerdlinger did a fantastic job to start things off, so who's next?!
 
2004-09-16 10:14:19 PM
Nerdlinger

My patriotism just sprang right farking up.

/In all thy sons command
//Yup, Finalnd always loses
///Patriotism. Is that what the kids are calling it these days.
 
2004-09-16 10:15:59 PM
It's down to two contestants and the talent competition. Miss Ohio's talent is bikini waxing. Miss New Mexico's is pimping.

/more skin.
 
2004-09-16 10:17:35 PM
Did she sing "Rainbow in the Dark"
for the talent portion? Why is she doing
that with her hands?



bwa-ha-ha... best Dio reference, ever.
golf clap for ChewbaccaJones
way to reach into the way-back machine.
 
2004-09-16 10:19:41 PM


"My name is Ronnie James Dio, and I approved this contestant."
 
2004-09-16 10:23:23 PM
took sign language in the second grade... if memory serves me i beleive the sign she is making is the sign for "I Love You"...
 
2004-09-16 10:27:50 PM
Nerdlinger
Finally, I can show all of my friends my girlfriend from Canada...
 
2004-09-16 10:29:08 PM
Not to be outdone, Miss New Jersey, Erica Scanlon, shows how they rock in Paramus and flashes the double horns.



/If you listen to fools, the mob rules
 
2004-09-16 10:29:42 PM
Dlorah..
actually I would like a compliment from a girl, I like girls..reason why I'm posting on this thread. Not fishing for compliments just for hot pictures of chicks..thank you very much
 
2004-09-16 10:33:50 PM
More than Vanessa Williams? Is that even possible?
 
2004-09-16 10:41:55 PM
Im not a girl...
 
2004-09-16 10:42:39 PM
Good headline.
 
2004-09-16 10:44:14 PM
Nerdlinger: Ohhhhhhhhh, Canada!!!
 
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