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By DUNCAN LARCMOMBE
BUSTY hunting fan Gemma Richards shows just what a foxy lady she can be by protesting in her BRA at yesterdays mass demo.
The 22-year-old beauty stripped to reveal her gems as she joined the thousands outside Parliament.
Blonde Gemma, from Baston Hill, South Shropshire, said she was determined that Tony Blair should see her points of phew.

They're off ... hunting babe
Gemma Richards yesterday
Picture: REUTERS
She declared: This proves how dedicated people are about hunting. The babe held a banner proclaiming: This fine filly hunts dont ban what you dont understand.
Gemma, who works at riding stables for the South Shropshire Hunt, had no idea some protesters had managed to breach Commons security until The Sun told her.
She said: I cant believe they made it all the way inside. It was not long ago that the flour power protest took place.
Maybe if Mr Blair bothered to listen to us then we wouldnt have to force our way in to be heard.
Gemma admitted feeling disappointed that at times the demo had descended into violence.
She said: As far as I am concerned we are a peaceful protest.
I dont know what happened to spark the problems but this is just one in a long list of protests we have held and it is the only one to end like this.

She's magically babelicious!

"Two pickets to Titsburg, please!"

What knockers!

Oh, thank you Doctor.

i concur with Rev. Skarekroe

Thats_a_lot_of_nuts - just to finish the joke -
"The passenger, obviously embarrassed, told the conductor, 'Excuse me, I've been mixing up my words all day.' The conductor replied, 'I know what you mean; just last night instead of asking my wife to pass the salt, I said, 'You stupid farking biatch, you've ruined my life!'"

This is just the kind of hard-titting journalism I come to expect from The Sun. Thank you.

What the hell is she protesting anyway?

the_marq - Does it matter? I can only encourage more.

Hittable??

Oh yeah...

Wow, those are some cannons!
I'd put a shot across her bow.

the_marq
What the hell is she protesting anyway?

The proposed ban on Fox Hunting with hounds.

It happens every couple of years over here. The government decides that everyone in the UK has decided that hunting is abhorrent, they try to rush through a bill to ban hunting, the House of Lords (being Lords and all and liking pastines such as fox hunting) shoot the bill down.

Personally I couldn't really give a crap, doesn't affect em either way. I don't really agree with a load of people on horses with 20 or 30 dogs chasing down one fox and ripping it to shreds, but I'm sure I do loads of stuff that other people don't really agree with.

Maybe they should just change the rules. Take away the dogs and the horses, these upper class toffs have to chase the fox on foot and then kill it with their teeth.

Reminds me of Cartman's pot-bellied pig.

*shrugs*

gems indeed

She's rather homely looking. I think I'd pass on this one.

Wait, there was a protest...?

/Repeats what Color-shifting Hat says, nods.

I thought Blair was trying to do away with peerages.

She must be from Bristol City.

We can only hope this approach becomes more popular world wide. It would surely increase attendance at protests.

Mrs Lima?

What was that acronym for women with really fit bodies but horrible faces?

I wouldnt kick her out of bed unless she liked it on the floor!

Is that her pushups I see? Damn, is nothing real anymore?

Cheap whore. Tells you exactly how well she articulates her point if she has to break out her milk muppets to get her point across.

/has boobs AND a brain

gargoylemann - I think the word (euphemism, not acronym) you're looking for is butterface.

/I'd cover her face with a color-shifting hat

Damn, damn damn! Butterface! Would I hit it? Only with a good, sturdy brown paper bag.

I guess since no one else has said anything about it, I must be mistaken, but

"It was not long ago that the flour power protest took place."

Flour power? What am I missing?

It's official--everyone here is just too darn picky. This woman has a lovely set, and, to be quite honest, I found her face quite inviting. It has a certain innocent charm to it.

That's it. I'm moving back to England and taking up fox hunting.

they don't bark, they Give Tongue
That has rendered me speechless. I guess the Sasanaigh are stranger then I hitherto suspected.

My problem with hunting is a) I saw The Fox and the Hound once too often as a child
b) Hunt away, but respect the boundaries of farmland etc...tearing down fences and talking to farmers etc like they are inferior scum, whilst poncing across their land not always with their permission, is no way to create good will for your activities.

Put a bag over her head and HIT IT HARD !

Oh, and RIG69, bag over her head? Do you have 20/20 vision? She's drop dead-GORGEOUS!

I like healthy women.

On the radio, Cassandra ("Elvira") Peterson just said that if Gemma here is up to it, she would love to debate the fox hunting issue with Gemma in a mud wrestling match on PPV.

Yummy.

Milk... it does a body good.

Viz called them Borderline Boilers, with the suggestion of doing them doggy style whilst using their back as a tray for microwave meals.

Yeah you know, flour power, for the bread winners.

*groan*

- rmjb

Hmm... Gemma Richards anagrams to RICHARD SMEGMA.

I'd hit it,
Have a spot of tea,
Call Angle Grinder Man to cut the clamp off my car,
Then hit it again.

/Tally Hoooooooooo!!!

Gemma is a stupid name.