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(Yahoo)   Bush administration puts pictures in budget, AP says "It's clearly a budget because it has a lot of numbers"   ( divider line
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2002-02-07 04:54:49 PM  
!!! This filter business just gets better and better! So much for s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g it out. Okay, let's try "your 1st entry here was:" That'll work... I think.
2002-02-07 04:55:07 PM  
Actually Astrocat, Benway, warmbeer: I didn't want to go "there" but, I did bang the 5 hottest girls in my highschool (they were very good looking). I screwed a lot of the ugly fat ones too, but hey! i was young.

While stationed overseas in the military I managed to screw about 20-25 "attractive" women and maybe 10-20 "ugly" ones. Then in college I banged plenty of good looking girls (mostly stupid sorority girls)and a few fat ones. Then I met my very attractive wife, we've been married for 5 yrs now and I vowed to stay faithful to her and only her.

If you think for a second that I have ever had a problem getting "laid" forget about, I haven't. I've been very satisfied with the pussy I have banged over the years, perhaps the only let down was when I hit DrBenway's sister's loose as hell pvssy and Warmbeer's wifes fat ass, only 2 nogos out of dozens, not bad eh?

Been fun playing with you bitter small dicks.

Nighty night all.
2002-02-07 04:55:46 PM  
Nat5an: I challenge one person to come up with one thing that GWB has done that you thing resulted not from his situation or from the smart people that are surrounding him, but that actually came from him and his supposed intelligence.

Name something that clinton did allon his own, with no help from anyone.

I am just antagonizing, I am neither republican or democrat. I vote for who I think is most qualified, anyone who wins the presidency is closer to the middle than the left or right anyway. I actually voted for Gore, but I am glad W is in office because he is not afraid to go and kill people overseas which is what our country needs right now.
2002-02-07 04:57:47 PM  
WarmBeer: LOL. I don't think you're one that lacks it. At least you've always had class here. I mean, you can be funny and make smart ass/crass comments and still have class. Just calling people who disagree with you "jackholes" because you can't actually counter their argument and that sort of thing is what I was aiming at. :)
2002-02-07 04:57:57 PM  
WarmBeer: If you ever said that to my face you wouldn't be standing up again for a long time.

Nighty night...time to punch the clock.
2002-02-07 04:58:40 PM  
"perhaps the only let down was when I hit DrBenway's sister's loose as hell pvssy and Warmbeer's wifes fat ass, only 2 nogos out of dozens, not bad eh"

Wow, that was so low it even made my name look classy.
2002-02-07 04:59:02 PM  
Reals in catch, closes tackle box, calls taxidermist..."dude, you're not gonna BELIEVE the size of this catch...label? Oh, just engrave "Archie" on the mount".
2002-02-07 04:59:08 PM  
For another example of my argument, take the entire post dated 04:55:07PM. Prime example.
2002-02-07 05:00:26 PM  
Archie: " jackholes, I owe you nothing."

Yep, sounds pretty angry and bitter to me...
2002-02-07 05:03:49 PM  

You said it all brother. That's class!

I may rant and rave like a screaming lunatic, but I try not to call names or hurl personally degrading insults at other Writers on a thread.

Some times I may feel like doing it, but I try to refrain from it as much as possible.

Dishonest politicians are an entirely different matter.
2002-02-07 05:05:39 PM  
Off topic...

WarmBeer, are you a fisherman. If so, what type of fishing and where?
2002-02-07 05:08:50 PM  
Albert: Yeah, remember, I'm that Navy guy...I understand your point about the way the military used to view DUIs, some of the guys in my shop used to tell stories of how it used to be that you weren't a true sailor until you had your first DUI arrest...Them days is long gone....Now just about any "incident" that involves alcohol can end a career.

I wasn't even thinking about that part when I posted earlier, my mind was clouded after going through all of the other posts...

2002-02-07 05:09:54 PM  
TheTick: Only on FARK. In the literal sense of the term, I've only gone fishing with friends as an excuse to drink. I wouldn't know a trolling lure from an earthworm.
2002-02-07 05:11:08 PM  
If Clinton's worst crimes had been adultery and lying about adultery, he'd be this century's most honorable President. But some of the stuff he did makes Watergate look like a teenage prank. Why don't we hear about those things? Because they're the kind of things a President is supposed to do, whether he's Republican or Democrat. If the Republicans had tried to nail Clinton on his truly shocking crimes, they would have been brought up short by their own financial backers.
2002-02-07 05:12:19 PM  
Archie, you're the one that had to go and drag your wife into this. While referring to some of us as "jackholes", may I add. Pretty sure it would've never crossed WarmBeer's mind to say anything about her otherwise.

Oh yeah, my sister's dead. Thanks for the kind thought, though.
2002-02-07 05:23:04 PM  
Skinner: If you ever said that to my face you wouldn't be standing up again for a long time.

Aah the pleasure of having anonymity to hide behind. You never have to back up your boasting.
2002-02-07 05:26:33 PM  
3horn: The issue isn't the DUI charge. The issue is the lying. God, I feel like Limbaugh circa 1998. Being a hypocrite is being a hypocrite. Clinton had an affair. Lied about it. Got caught. Bush seems to have gotten a relative free pass on the DUI charge. Good for him.

Hope for his sake he is telling the truth about Enron.
2002-02-07 05:29:19 PM  
I found it very interesting that when Clinton's cock was under the particle beam elctron microscope, they had a interview with some of the Kennedy children and they were commenting about what would have happened to their father's reputation had his White House sexual escapades been subjected to the level of scrutiny the media was giving Clinton.

Back in those days it seems like the press and media had a certain amount of respect for a person's privacy.

I'm not defending Clinton's indiscretions, just trying to make a comparison.
2002-02-07 05:31:10 PM  
...and in other news today, Sgt. Schultz testified before the Senate committee investigating Enron and stated: "I knew nothing! No-thing!"
2002-02-07 05:33:10 PM  
Astrocat: "when Clinton's cock was under the particle beam elctron microscope, they had a interview with some of the Kennedy children"

Is this similar to how baby scorpions ride their mother's back?
2002-02-07 05:44:43 PM  
Never trust a Republican with your wallet.......Never trust a Democrat with your wife.
2002-02-07 06:31:02 PM  

You got me on the the scorpions, I don't know. Scorpions are all over the damn place in Florida. I almost got bit by one inside of my mail box. I've never taken the time to observe them up close - I just kill them on sight.

Yes the Kennedy children were interviewed on 60 minutes or something. I don't remember all the details. I just remember those particular comments because I thought they were interesting.

I don't remember anything Bush said two weeks ago either except "Evil is real, it must be defeated." I thought that was interesting.

BTW I have a friend in Chicago who plays sax with Sabertooth at the Green Mill on Friday nights, do you ever go there?

When I'm not bashing corrupt politicians I like to listen to jazz.
2002-02-07 06:31:03 PM  
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2002-02-07 07:01:09 PM  
Kennedys commenting on moral terpitude priceless.... If the dems are so fed up with fat cat drunk polititions accepting shady campaign contributions and lying about feloneous activity why the fark do they keep electing Ted Kennedy?? hmmm give a non answer about a DUI UNFORGIVEABLE!!! Drown a blond in pond no biggie it's just a kennedy thing. Want to talk influence peddling check out chinese nationals contributions to Clinton... hmmmm... Yes politics is corrupt power makes corruption money makes power I think we can all agree on that... so how bout we give them less money (lower taxes) Dems want campaign finance reform so do repubs and other conservative groups. Perhaps the dems would be less gun ho if they did not have most every major media outlet in their pocket
2002-02-07 07:26:22 PM  
In Other News:

A senior French government minister has attacked the U.S. approach to fighting terrorism as "simplistic."

Foreign Minister Hubert Vedrine told France Inter radio on Wednesday: "We are friends of the United States, we are friends of that people and we will remain so.

"But we are threatened today by a new simplism which consists in reducing everything to the war on terrorism.

"That is their approach, but we cannot accept that idea. You have got to tackle the root causes, the situations, poverty, injustice."

Bush's trillion-dollar budget will provide funds to combat future terrorist catastrophes. John King reports.

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Vedrine said the U.S. was showing signs of acting "unilaterally, without consulting others, taking decisions based on its own view of the world and its own interests ... refusing any multilateral negotiation that could limit their decision-making, sovereignty and freedom of action."

/Goes back to earlier comments for more curry/
2002-02-07 08:20:38 PM  
Lord Havoc-

You Harmonica wannabe link shiat dammit.
2002-02-07 11:27:58 PM  
Just saying does anybody take seriously France's advice on how to fight a war?
2002-02-08 12:44:08 AM  
Hey, you racist pig, don't diss France. I went to my home country-and it majorly sucked. Everyone was on strike.

So in conclusion, if France disagrees with Bush, he's doing SOMETHING right.
2002-02-08 08:38:20 AM  
Bush is a lying, Nazi bastard.
2002-02-08 11:09:52 PM  
Anyone else worried that "Terrorist" is going to become the new "Communist" label (that is, a la "McCarthyism")?
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