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(Some Guy) NewsFlash Man tries to break into cockpit, gets whacked in the head with an axe   ( divider line
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2002-02-07 11:40:55 AM  
I'm going to sue the pilot.
2002-02-07 11:41:04 AM  
*THUMP* Serves ya right dumb@ss...
2002-02-07 11:41:36 AM  
If men fly in cockpits, do women fly in coontpits?
2002-02-07 11:41:37 AM  
Dumbass co-pilot using the blunt end.
2002-02-07 11:42:08 AM  
Guess he didn't like the in-flight movie.
2002-02-07 11:42:24 AM  
Nicely done!
2002-02-07 11:42:24 AM  
Is an axe a standard item in cockpits now?
2002-02-07 11:42:28 AM  
That'll leave a mark.
2002-02-07 11:42:37 AM  
That will teach you!!
2002-02-07 11:43:29 AM  
Wonder if they'll add that as another use for an axe?
2002-02-07 11:43:34 AM  
"He inserted himself, you know..., into the cockpit."

Huh-huh-huh. They said 'cockpit'. Huh-huh-huh.
2002-02-07 11:43:35 AM  
utter nonsense if you axe me!
2002-02-07 11:43:40 AM  
Whack it! Whack it good. whack the head.
2002-02-07 11:44:01 AM  
Pilot deserves a HERO tag.
2002-02-07 11:44:03 AM  
I can't refuse...
"excuse me sir...may i AXE you a few questions"
lol...hahahha...somebody kill me
2002-02-07 11:45:44 AM  
I hate copy-cat criminals. It seems everytime theres some major trajedy, i.e. columbine, WTC Tragedy, a million small nutjobs try to get their own 15 minutes of fame. At least the the columbine and WTC Tragedy criminals were pros.
2002-02-07 11:46:30 AM  
What a dumbass. Axe and you shall receive.
2002-02-07 11:47:04 AM  
I hate Aero-trollers
2002-02-07 11:48:16 AM  
20/20: axes have always been in cockpits, well atleast a long time before 9/11
2002-02-07 11:48:31 AM  
I wonder what would have happened if he had tried inserting himself into a stewardess.
2002-02-07 11:48:50 AM  
coffee, tea or an axe to the head?
2002-02-07 11:49:25 AM  
I hope idiots like this are never allowed to fly again.

The airlines should have a concerted black book of all wackjobs that tried something in the past.
2002-02-07 11:49:28 AM  
Lizzie Borden would be proud.
2002-02-07 11:49:44 AM  
Maybe he knew a shortcut and was trying to help out.

Beaten with an axe and tied up with seatbelts. Sounds better than some of my dates.
2002-02-07 11:50:54 AM  
No one will ever successfully hijack a US commercial plane again. Pilots used to be taught to appease terrorists to minimize the risk to passengers. Now they're taught to preserve the lives of those on the ground at all costs.

Hence the axe.
2002-02-07 11:51:04 AM  
string the farker up... make him wanna wish you was hit with the sharp end of the axe
2002-02-07 11:51:48 AM  
What an axehole
2002-02-07 11:52:09 AM  
they should have hacked his ass up. cut off a limb or something to teach him a lesson.
2002-02-07 11:52:21 AM  
Is this what Axl is reduced to?!?

Whoops...wrong pointy-topped thing
2002-02-07 11:52:31 AM  
Poor guy...he probably thought it was the bathroom door.
2002-02-07 11:53:09 AM  
What bees and ants have known for millions of years, we're just figuring out now. If there are a hundred more of you than there are of them, protect the queen!
2002-02-07 11:53:36 AM  
20/20, they probably keep an axe handy in case the door jams in an emergency.
2002-02-07 11:54:14 AM  
It is funnier like this:

"Man tries to break into axepit, gets whacked in the head with a cock."
2002-02-07 11:54:34 AM  
sounds like the pilot had a handle on the situation.
2002-02-07 11:54:47 AM  
They shoulda chopped him in the junk...
2002-02-07 11:55:12 AM  
What's an axepit?
wil [TotalFark]
2002-02-07 11:55:33 AM  
They need to CHMOD those doors from 777 to 644.

2002-02-07 11:56:11 AM  
"some crew members and others then carried the 28-year-old man back to business class where they tied him up with seatbelts"

Some people will do anything to get into business class.
2002-02-07 11:56:38 AM  
"Coffee Sir - Oooops did I pour that burning hot coffee on you, I'm so sorry you FARKING AXEHOLE"
2002-02-07 11:56:48 AM  
He probably didn't get his peanuts.
2002-02-07 11:57:06 AM  
2002-02-07 11:57:25 AM  
BillHilly: He must not have been Middle Eastern or they would have tied him up in Coach.
2002-02-07 11:58:01 AM  
KILL HIM. Let's set an example.

If I am ever on a flight and that happens.... I'll be sporting a fresh head on the hood of MY car! Yo, yo, YO!
2002-02-07 11:58:07 AM  
"I say we STOMP him!... then we TATTOO him!... THEN we hang him!... and THEN we kill him!"
2002-02-07 11:58:54 AM  
Ahhhhh, I finally got my daily dose of UNIX permissions humor.
2002-02-07 11:59:22 AM  
Yes, and I'll chop it off with the blunt end, just for good measure. No sharp axe here.
2002-02-07 12:00:23 PM  
Simian: (...I say we let him go..)
2002-02-07 12:00:53 PM  
20/20, they're called fire axes, they're inteded for the cockpit crew to use for cutting through the skin of the aircraft in case of an emergency where all of the exits are inaccessable.

You'd actually die before you had a chance to make a hole big enough to climb through, but with a little work, they'd work really well on the glass cockpit windows.

2002-02-07 12:01:00 PM  
So they didnt behead him and stick his head in the front of the plane to be a lesson to all the other would be hackers out there ?
2002-02-07 12:01:25 PM  
this whole episode could be summed up by the title of the Mentor's best albulm "You AXED for it"
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