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(Daily Gamecock)   College freshman reenacts locker room scene from "Porky's"   ( divider line
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2004-09-15 12:34:39 PM  

Okay, the guy is an idiot but:

State law requires people convicted of peeping, voyeurism or aggravated voyeurism to register with the S.C. Law Enforcement Division's sex offender registry every year for the rest of their lives.
This seems a bit excessive. He's a horny college freshman who let his testosterone get the better of him, but I seriously doubt that he's a threat to the community. Branding him with this for life is, in my opinion, a bit absurd.
2004-09-15 12:36:21 PM  
I tried to read the article, but couldn't get past "The Strom Thurmond Wellness & Fitness Center."
2004-09-15 01:01:44 PM  
Same here buzby77, I wonder if they segregated shower facilities.
2004-09-15 01:35:40 PM  
If they outlaw the peepers, only outlaws will be peeping.

2004-09-15 01:36:56 PM  
Come on people! Strom Thurmand was the picture of health in his young hundreds.
2004-09-15 01:37:01 PM  
It sounds like he didn't re-enact the whole scene...

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2004-09-15 01:37:32 PM  
Is voyeurism considered a gateway to more dangerous sexual deviancy, like rape? That's the only reason I could see him having to go through such punishment.
2004-09-15 01:38:08 PM  
You start with peeping, you advance to rape. Besides, with laws like this, it's feminist pressure groups that write them, and the legislators are afraid to vote against it, because who wants to vote in favor of rape?
2004-09-15 01:38:33 PM  
Christ, I saw the sex offender thing too.... that's a farking heavy punishment.
2004-09-15 01:40:33 PM  
Ok, gotta claim ignorance...
What happens to the kid in Porky's? I've never seen it and I can't figure out what's going on in the pic above...
2004-09-15 01:40:45 PM  
i will not be a gamecock!
2004-09-15 01:40:53 PM  
*insert "gamecock" joke here*

(former student, played many a game of basketball at that comedically-named facility)
2004-09-15 01:41:20 PM  
Oh man, to be a fly on the wall in a college womens shower...

Anyway, the guy needs punishment, and maybe I can see if he does it more than once, but sex offender registration is a touch on the heavy handed side.
2004-09-15 01:41:24 PM  
Considering that good ole Strom had a habit of helping himself to the help, I think he probably would have condoned his behavior.

I agree that the lifetime sentence of registration for peeping is cruel. Save that for if he actually tried to harm someone...
2004-09-15 01:41:29 PM  

Well sure--male/female.

Ohhhhh, different kind of segregation....
2004-09-15 01:41:41 PM  

Okay, which one of you is the Peeping Tom ?

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2004-09-15 01:41:54 PM  

The kid in Porky's puts his penis through a hole in the shower wall...that's what the woman in the picture has got ahold of.
2004-09-15 01:42:19 PM  
What the fark has the country came to where peeping on someone is a crime that is punishable for the rest of your life.

Is Canada taking applications for citizenship?
2004-09-15 01:42:22 PM  
Give the guy a break...he's Polish. He didn't know.

2004-09-15 01:42:33 PM  
No doubt they found plenty of DNA evidence at the scene of the crime.
2004-09-15 01:42:41 PM  
"the Strom Thurmond Wellness & Fitness Center and the Blatt P.E. Center." WHAAAA???? That is the best name for a building yet! Good 'ol Strom.... and his fitness....

And whaddya expect from Poland?
2004-09-15 01:42:52 PM  
Princebobo...well, that thing she's pulling on is a dude's THING stuck through a hole in the wall.
2004-09-15 01:43:09 PM  
The Strom Thurmond Fitness and Wellness Center? The Strom Thurmond Fitness and Wellness Center?
Oh well, I guess he was the model of fitness, what with having lived well after he died. Plus, he banged away on a 30 year old in like, his 40th year after death.
2004-09-15 01:43:17 PM  
It's times like this that I'm proud to be a Gamecock.
2004-09-15 01:44:21 PM  
did he stick his cock through the peep hole and have a butchy lesbo coach grab it while the authorities were called as well?

details, people, details ;)

oh, and the sex offender thing is assinine as well.. for life??? do these people have ever heard the term "let the punishment fit the crime" ?

and on the flip side: how many guys would complaint if a woman was peeping them while they showered? if you read Dan Savage you know they are out there!
2004-09-15 01:45:14 PM  

//someone had to ask
2004-09-15 01:45:53 PM  
Porky's is still the highest grossing Canadian film ever.

Meat was the man!
2004-09-15 01:46:09 PM  

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Strom Thurmond Wellness & Fitness Center

2004-09-15 01:46:56 PM  
He's already dead in that pic.
2004-09-15 01:47:01 PM  
Okay, any lawyers out there? What could he cop a plea to in order to downgrade this to something less harmful. While I hate deviants, this could be rather harsh for a prank from a kid.

/from the headline, I thought the article was going to be the lassie scene. Man that was great scene. awooohhooooo!
2004-09-15 01:47:22 PM  
lets count the "Strom Thurmond Fitness and Wellness Center" jokes......4 so far
2004-09-15 01:48:19 PM  
Go Cocks!!!

Nothing like seeing my former school in the news to make me proud.
2004-09-15 01:49:18 PM  
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2004-09-15 01:49:35 PM  
If the "Strom Thurmond Fitness and Wellness Center" didn't work for him, it's not going to work for any other racist people either.

/thats five
2004-09-15 01:50:04 PM  
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2004-09-15 01:50:49 PM  

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just look how smooth and white his skin looks in this one...wait...that's a what?
2004-09-15 01:51:36 PM  
Great, now I'll have Strom und Blatt going through my head like reallllly bad opera. At least no one linked to a vidcap of the fat chick that wouldn't get out of Pee-Wee's line of sight.

2004-09-15 01:51:57 PM  
State law requires people convicted of peeping, voyeurism or aggravated voyeurism to register with the S.C. Law Enforcement Division's sex offender registry every year for the rest of their lives.

do people convicted of violent acts have as many hoops to jump through?

and what the hell is aggravated voyeurism? is that what results when your view is obstructed?
2004-09-15 01:52:02 PM  
His eyes captured the photons that bounced off a naked human = punished for life. Neat. Go SC!
2004-09-15 01:52:07 PM  
How did they pick him out of a lineup? I think of peeping as through a little hole, was he poking his head through a gaping hole in the wall?
2004-09-15 01:52:08 PM  
The Daily Gamecock, the Strom Thurmond Wellness & Fitness Center and the Blatt P.E. Center.

There's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite grab it.
2004-09-15 01:52:17 PM  
Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I try to fap but can't. Does that count as "aggravated voyerism"?
2004-09-15 01:52:29 PM  
#1 this would be the shower scene from Porky's. The Locker room scene would probably be Kim Catrall getting nailed.

#2 Porky's ruled, a must see.

#3 Why DO they call her Lassie?

/I I I I do do do do knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
2004-09-15 01:52:32 PM  
To all those asking about the scene in Porky's, I say go and buy the DVD. It sells for almost nothing and I think its a must have for everyone's DVD collection.
2004-09-15 01:52:51 PM  
Yeah, but when is someone going to recreate the pool scene from "Fast Times"?

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/generation X rules
2004-09-15 01:55:25 PM  
Most annoyingly, the campus police made no effort to notify people that this was going on until it was first noted in the campus paper about a week ago.

Start date = August 24

Today = September 15

What's two weeks without any mention that women on campus are potentially at risk?
2004-09-15 01:55:45 PM  
Why do they call you meat?
2004-09-15 01:57:43 PM  
Several years ago I took a class in water rescue. The pool at the university was reserved so the instructor secured the pool at a condo complex near the college. There was no place to change out of our wet things afterwards other than the laundry room. It was dark outside by the time we finished the class and no one noticed that the windows of the laundry room faced the parking lot. The guys got to change first and as I got into my car I couldnt help but notice what was happening in the laundry room. I was transfixed like a deer caught in the headlights of a speeding car.

I guess this has nothing to do with planing and executing an ultimately unsuccessful peeping session and having to register as a sex offender, but all the same I can identify with the kid.

/school day, school days
2004-09-15 02:00:40 PM  
my guess is the kid won't get convicted of peeping if its his first offense and he gets a decent lawyer. he'll plead down to some other bs midemeanor and attend a class for perverts.

on a side note, "A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer."

/got some gmail invites and feeling generous. crawsr at gmail dot com
2004-09-15 02:01:01 PM  
"We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
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