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(The Sun)   Couple kicked out of grocery store after fellow shoppers find them having sex   ( divider line
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2002-02-07 10:18:00 AM  
I don't know about you, but I like canoodling in the produce section, myself.
2002-02-07 10:18:07 AM  
"The chain recently spent £250,000 on brighter lights to stop lovers canoodling in its dimly-lit wine sections."

Canoodling? wtf?
2002-02-07 10:18:14 AM  
I've been kicked out of places for this, too. Why's this newsworthy?
2002-02-07 10:18:15 AM  
"Matt, we have a wet cleanup on aisle 3!"
2002-02-07 10:18:16 AM  
Boobies is good.
2002-02-07 10:18:25 AM  
Meshman: I'm speechless.
2002-02-07 10:21:10 AM  
Don't people in England have beds?
2002-02-07 10:21:46 AM  
You know, for one thing, a supermarket is the last place I would think of having sex. Another thing, you know that Safeway has got serious problems if they have to put brither lights in the wine section because couples were having sex THERE.

Is there something about English grocery stores that I'm not aware of?
2002-02-07 10:21:59 AM  
"A RANDY couple were booted out of a supermarket by security guards - after shoppers found them bonking.

The passionate pair, thought to be in their 20s, were overheard as they romped in a loo."

Them's the damn funniest adjectives & nouns I've heard in a LONG time
2002-02-07 10:22:22 AM  
Well, could be worse...I've got friends that have "canoodled" in ball pits at McDonalds....oyeah, let's let little kids play around in there.

2002-02-07 10:22:29 AM  
"Don't people in England have beds?"

No, they have canoodles apparently. (?)
2002-02-07 10:22:37 AM  
...oh yeah...and a kick-ass verb
2002-02-07 10:22:40 AM  
"Clean up, Aisle 6!"
2002-02-07 10:22:59 AM  
This is what happens when you aren't open with your kids about safe sex. the go to Safeway for a quickie!
2002-02-07 10:23:16 AM  
don't copulate with the honeydew either..

they tend to look down at that kind of activity
2002-02-07 10:23:43 AM  
I'm shopping at Safeway from now on. They don't play Hide the Salami in my store.
2002-02-07 10:24:29 AM  
Sometimes, ya just gotta have it.
2002-02-07 10:24:46 AM  
Been there, done that....
2002-02-07 10:25:16 AM  
2002-02-07 10:25:16 AM  
Fortunately, there were plenty of condoms in the health and beauty aisle.
2002-02-07 10:25:39 AM  
who cleaned up the canoodle soup?
2002-02-07 10:26:30 AM  
At least the condoms and lube were handy.
2002-02-07 10:27:25 AM  
There was an old joke about this...
2002-02-07 10:29:57 AM  
Well hell, it says welcome for gods sake...

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2002-02-07 10:30:47 AM  
nothing more romantic than sex in a dirty bathroom toilet.
2002-02-07 10:32:03 AM  
The terrorists have won....
2002-02-07 10:33:21 AM  
Call in the jismoppers!

[randal]Why don't you go make a little bat'room bam-bam?[/randal]

Heheh...the dialogue from "Clerks" offers opportunities for jokes....

[coroner]What kind of convenience store do you run here?[/coroner]
2002-02-07 10:33:37 AM  
Yeah, nothing like that strong smell of stale piss and urinal cakes to get me in the mood for canoodlefukcing.
2002-02-07 10:34:35 AM  
They probably thought it was the safest sex you could have. Not like VDway.
2002-02-07 10:35:52 AM  
those silly brits . . .
2002-02-07 10:40:30 AM  
Does this mean I can't cream-fill the donuts anymore?
2002-02-07 10:41:09 AM  
Candypink Here's the perfect thread to finish your story about the Smithsonian from Tuesday.
2002-02-07 10:42:26 AM  
...or ItBurnsWhenIPeeWay
2002-02-07 10:47:05 AM  
All I have to say is: Dive bars in the East Village

2002-02-07 10:51:10 AM  
Wasn't it also in England where they caught the guy having sex with the pumpkin?

Then there's the man with goatfriend at the train station, too...
2002-02-07 10:53:15 AM  
Hey you two! That sign says Produce, not Reproduce
2002-02-07 10:54:43 AM  
I'm sorry. I just couldn't keep her off me. It happens to me all the time.
2002-02-07 10:59:22 AM  
It's not my fault! I just get kinda randy after looking at that Aunt Jemima bottle. She's so hot, and always smiling ... she wants me I tell you! SHE WANTS ME! Gimme some of that syrupy goodness babe ... ohhhhh yeah ... right there ... like that ... oohhhhhh ....
2002-02-07 11:00:27 AM  
"Sir, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you leave the store...Ma'am, if you'd please stay whre you are for a few minutes..."

"fark smart...fark S-mart"...Well Safeway wouldn't quite work...

2002-02-07 11:02:08 AM  
I could go for a Canoodle.
2002-02-07 11:03:24 AM  
This should be a reminder to always wash any produce you buy. You never know where those cucumbers have been.
2002-02-07 11:07:29 AM  
Are the English so horny that they need to get it on in the bathroom....Skanky grocery store bathroom to boot! If you need it that bad while shopping, run out to the car and have a go. Then go back in and shop.
2002-02-07 11:08:04 AM  
Not only canoodling, but lot's of jiggery pockery and shinnanigans were going on here I'll wager.
2002-02-07 11:08:10 AM  
Whoa, the same thing happend to me! Only it wasn't a couple per se, it was me in the meat section. But the turkey was sooo golden brown and gaping at me like that...
2002-02-07 11:12:33 AM  
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2002-02-07 11:12:44 AM  
Just curious, but did they get their groceries? And if so, did they pay for them?
2002-02-07 11:15:56 AM  
well this is not news worthy! I have done this in a bunch of places! like Victorias secret dressing rooms, at the movies etc... I say if you have the need go for it.
2002-02-07 11:15:58 AM  
Sounds like she's a real goer, eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more...
2002-02-07 11:19:18 AM  
mmmmmm Canoodles! Can i get a Slurpee with that?
2002-02-07 11:20:40 AM  
What's funny is this happened in the UK where they are more liberal with sex that Americans. Go figure.
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