Jeebus II: The Revenge of the Christ?

Can you use that verb that way?

GaidinBDJ

You don't believe? You're going on the list.

They always have the coolest stuff going on over there...

Why does crap like this get greenlighted? Is it supposed to be funny?

all your grammar are belong to us.

Yeah, yeah, Pravda, we already heard about it.

So he went back into time 3 weeks?

/e wonders how one resurrects 22 days.

Is he more powerful than your word-god?!?!
Can he demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth?

And he wants brains. Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiinns.

weird man.

I mean that people buy this stuff, that is.

Nature provided incredible an ability to people, although one can use this ability once in a lifetime...

Nature Does Not Work That Way!
what the hell? time control organ?
argh.

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On the other hand, doctors often consider their sleeping patients dead and send them to either a graveyard, or a morgue, where pathologists eventually kill them during an autopsy. A selective inspection of coffins, which had to be moved from one graveyard to another in England, discovered four skeletons, the positioning of which in the coffins showed that the "deceased" people came to their senses after they had been buried.

Yeah, we already knew that.

Reading Pravda is like reading a secular Chick tract without pictures if it was written by a college freshman who's padding for words.

"Can you use that verb that way?"


yep. "resurrect" is also an intransitive verb.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=resurrect

what the hell? time control organ?

What? You mean you don't have a time control organ? It's right behind the sqeedliespooch.

/zim

Who the hell greenlights this shiat?

did anybody understand double-you-tee-eff they were talkin about?

He clearly means "man resurrects 22 (people), days after being killed, etc..."

I didn't read the article to find out tho.

I wish I could use my time control organ to go back in time to right before I clicked on that link.

What? You mean you don't have a time control organ? It's right behind the sqeedliespooch.


You crazy humans and your crazy bodies.

That's what happens when you generate your entire web site through BabelFish. Wishing is me to getting control of my time organ I am, yes...

Man, those Russians will believe anything.

/Anyway, off to a Bush rally at my church.

Cool... I never thought of using my time-control organ like that!

Stresses? I thought the plural of stress is stress?

Oh sure. A story from the Middle East from 2000 years ago is believable, but the same thing happens in Russia and you all just brush it aside as bad writing, bad science, and just plain garbage.

Hypocrites.

Believe it or not, this kind of thing is deeply ingrained into the Russian psyche. I know much about this because I have read many Russian novels and short stories, seen many movies, and, of course, read "Pravda," which stands for "The One, True Beet." Russians love the supernatural, the paranormal, the really weird and outre and off-beat stuff. Want proof: consider their current wave of nostaliga for the old Soviet System.

In other news, I just found a dead fly on my desk that I swatted last night. Apparently it did not possess the "time control" faculty, which is just as well. Imagine if dinosaurs had possessed it: why, some of them might be slumbering RIGHT NOW in hidden places, waiting only for nuclear tests or some other such human folderol to wake them up.

Hmmmm. I wonder if that idea could be made into a movie?

time control organ. just had to type it.

/oooookkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy

This time control organ.. i think i used it once. Takeing a really big dump i passed out. then i woke up laying down 3 hours befor.... or mabey it was a rough night who knows lol.. here we go with this newage crap again

As you can see, the ice man is listening to Ace of Base, which was a very popular group during his era, and primitive drummings soothed his people's tempers.

It's Not Real, It's Pravda.com!

lol moops send him to utha their allways 3 years behind..

...I woke up and I had an onion on my belt... which was the fashion at the time...

arggh who the hell thinks this crap up? Time Control Organ? What, did God shove a flux-capacitor up my ass before sending my out?

"Hope that was the last time."

"Some black spiders pushed me into the abyss. I was falling down very fast and woke up as soon as my body hit the bottom of the abyss," a man named Oleg said about his dream.

Bad Acid Flashback??

<\afraid of spiders>

This is probably what you get when you spend the better part of a century shipping off your best scientists to Siberia for the crime of practicing science rather than party politics.

"If its from Pravda it must be true."

J. Stalin

wow, couldn't read the whole thing, weird

CruJones

You beat me to it.

Good work!

22 days? Feh. We Americans got that beat.

For a second, I thoughtethed Dmitry Sudakov's translatative skills were becoming less sequacious but then, Lo and Behold, my eyes were openethed to this marvelous turd of wisdom.

Can he demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth?

Why yes. Yes he can.