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(Aftenposten.no)   Norway's new spy plane has more than a passing resemblance to Star Trek; and besides, who's Norway spying on, reindeer?   (aftenposten.no) divider line 71
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2002-02-06 08:56:21 PM  
*#@*!!@@ filter!
 
2002-02-06 08:59:15 PM  
I'm giving her all she's got captain, i can give her no morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
 
2002-02-06 08:59:17 PM  
Norwegian spyplane? Did I miss something?
 
2002-02-06 08:59:59 PM  
Speaking of Star Trek, did anyone watch tonight when the vulcan hottie and Bakula were trying to escape, and they fall down with T'Pals boobies falling on Bakula's face? I wonder how many times they had to rehearse that.
 
2002-02-06 09:00:39 PM  
This thing kicks the shiat out of that crappy Predator plane we have... how much you want to bet we'll buy a bunch of these from the Norwegians?
 
2002-02-06 09:05:12 PM  
WTF
That is the cool/lamest thing ive ever seen and that thing looks like it could crash at any second
We are there dood
 
2002-02-06 09:05:47 PM  
Quick1, I especially liked how he flailed about stupidly. My god man just lay there and grin at her!
 
2002-02-06 09:07:46 PM  
Have to make sure no one is taking there hourny hats
 
2002-02-06 09:10:14 PM  
Quick1 & Zzuess: Okay.....GEEKS! (hehe, I know the kettle callin the pot black). I almost wish I watched star trek but not even boobies are worth that (did I just commit a sin?).
 
2002-02-06 09:12:56 PM  
Yes, boobies make it worth watching. :)

Wednesday is about the only night I actually watch TV. Enterprise, West Wing, Law and Order.
 
2002-02-06 09:13:36 PM  
cool.
 
2002-02-06 09:14:24 PM  
Set your phasers to kyäaarghflaargaäanhuuurfeenhaaäagen
 
2002-02-06 09:15:24 PM  
I use to watch TV until I started downloading Friends and Seinfeld eps off of Morpheus :0)
 
2002-02-06 09:19:39 PM  
Norway's new spy plane has more than a passing resemblance to Star Trek

It was cancelled in the 60's?

It has big pointy ears?

It sleeps with alien women?
 
2002-02-06 09:20:11 PM  
The new Enterprise storylines are usually lame. I am not embarassed to admit the ONLY reason I watch is Jolene. The day they write her out of the show is the day I stop watching.

Anyone notice that the shows now usually end up with her showing skin and on her back?

At least the next episode looks slightly interesting, she cracks a smile!
 
2002-02-06 09:20:27 PM  
A plane is like a show... How can that be possible, it's like apples and oranges. The plane is a real example of an aircraft, and the show sucks.
 
2002-02-06 09:21:38 PM  
Yeah, that makes more sense. Hmmm - no downloads with a shiny tv, or wait any length of time to download crap that you'll watch once anyway.
 
2002-02-06 09:30:07 PM  
Indeed, Zzeuss.

I find that the new Enterprise episodes either rock or are relatively boring, and this is coming from a pretty hardcore Trekker. Ugh, I feel unclean for coming even that close to bashing Trek.

As far as tonight;s episode went, you KNEW it was going to get kinda kinky with T'Pau and Archer tied up in the ropes. First they were smashed together at the hips face to face, then had to reach around each other, then had this odd maneuver with their asses in each other's faces (sort of), then the infamous fall-down. And really, her breasts didn't just hit his face. Her breasts, dare I say, completely engulfed his face for multiple seconds. Check out her photo shoot in the Maxim from a few months ago...good god...

Bakula: "Yeah, guys, let's do just ONE more take, I swear..."
 
2002-02-06 09:31:21 PM  
Speaking of Star Trek, did anyone watch tonight when the vulcan hottie and Bakula were trying to escape, and they fall down with T'Pals boobies falling on Bakula's face? I wonder how many times they had to rehearse that.

I saw that! I was like...whoa Nellie!

IMO she's a Vulcanized version of 7 of 9...just as arrogant.
 
2002-02-06 09:31:40 PM  
This should be OUR spy plane

 
2002-02-06 09:31:43 PM  
"So far the tests of the jet have been extremely promising. But so far the models are just a third of the size of the plane's actual dimensions. The finished version will have a diameter of 4.5 meters (4.9 yards)," said Ragnar Otterlei of Kongsberg firm SiMiCon.
Diameter? What do they mean? Is the final product going to be a giant floating sphere?
 
2002-02-06 09:31:44 PM  
I'd be suspicious if I was Sweden. Norway's gonna be invading any time now.
 
2002-02-06 09:32:56 PM  
Kamesennin... i think they mean the "disk" part will be that diameter
 
2002-02-06 09:33:39 PM  
Actually, the next episode looks like one of the farked up episodes where everyone dies, and then something happens so that it was "all just a dream" or some such thing. A la Voyager and the "Year of Hell" and the episode where the ship got trapped in the ice because of some slipstream thing.

Holy crap, I just admitted to watching Voyager. I've definitely seen way too much Star Trek over the years...
 
2002-02-06 09:36:00 PM  
Wow getting a ride in one of those would fulfill one of my star treck fantasies. The counseler is next.
 
2002-02-06 09:36:29 PM  
Boldly going where no Norwegian has gone before...
 
2002-02-06 09:36:50 PM  
You guys are nerds. And on the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon-rocks!
 
2002-02-06 09:40:32 PM  
... Our Norwegian Mission ...
To seek out an explore new fjords,
To boldly go where no Sven have gone before!
 
2002-02-06 09:41:42 PM  
My user id will tell which side of the star trek/star wars I would take. But, in any event that plane is stupid.
 
2002-02-06 09:45:20 PM  
Uff-da....Spock......Uff....da!
 
2002-02-06 09:45:22 PM  
The don´t show Star Trek TNG over here in Sweden anymore! Is Captain Picard and Data still around?
 
2002-02-06 09:46:34 PM  
Well at least if the sucker doesn't fly it would make a cool model of the Enterprise at Vulcan, Alta. Canada

Or at the very least, they could melt it down in Vulcan and make a futuristic combine.

Thrash, Mr. Sulu.
 
2002-02-06 09:51:58 PM  
Sorry ApeShaft, that was two series' ago. Sometimes they do show reruns of it in US tho.
I didn't like "Voyager" that much. Nothing good and star-trekky happened. I mean, compare it to TNG. That had freakin everything! IT had blue people! BLUE PEOPLE! and red people, and more borgs than you can shake an inanimate carbon rod at, and a klingnon on the crew and he had a crazy klingnon wifey and they had a psycho klingnon kid and he always wanted to fight and it had FREAKIN WIL WHEATON!!
And the captain who got eaten by the borg and then they made like 4 movies off that series and one was about the borg and this sentance is really really long but technically it still isn't a run on sentance because I'm using conjunctions and then in the series they had datas evil twin and the old dude and the Q and that wierd slime tar monster that ate that one crew lady and everyone was all like 'waaaah' but i was like 'haha, she never did anything anyway.'
Now look at voyager. You have 1 ex-borg crew member and a half-klingnon. Then you have a bunch of engine troubles and some big borg queens super beehive thingamajig. TNG just kicked Voyager's ass very very hard.

Oog, "enterprise" is a HUGE disappointment. the crew is a bunch of Texan idiots, but thats the only cool thing about it. Nothing has happened yet. NOFIN!!!! AT ALL.
 
2002-02-06 09:55:25 PM  
Norwegian General: Unless we find a new strategic supply of Lutefisk, we will have to surrender to Sweeden. Send out the spy planes immediately!
 
2002-02-06 09:56:08 PM  
 
2002-02-06 09:59:59 PM  
Wow, Princess Madeleine of Sweden is hot; and she's apparently single: the article says that guy's her brother.

 
2002-02-06 10:01:45 PM  
And for photoshoppers looking for a new cliche, I give you Prince Charles:

I now return this discussion board to its previous topic.
 
2002-02-06 10:05:16 PM  
Yeah... Voyager sux! Oh, and Madeleine is HOT and single... But she´s not the crown princess. Victoria is our crown princess, but she´s not nearly as hot... But if I were to impregante one of them I would have to go with Victoria, cause then she would be forced to marry me and I would become king of Sweden! :) And then we would invade and conquer Norway as we do from time to time! :)
 
2002-02-06 10:14:21 PM  
This is one nice looking plane, she's beautiful.
 
2002-02-06 10:18:06 PM  
Open the pod bay doors, HAL!
 
2002-02-06 10:34:09 PM  
Those crazy warmongering Norwegians! Good thing I left Denmark a couple of years ago, I'm sure that's where they'll strike first. I know I would!
 
2002-02-06 10:39:44 PM  
All hail Norway amd their mighty knowledge they will gain from using the Enterprise to spy on... Hills and rocks and snow. Good job!
 
2002-02-06 10:51:25 PM  
In other news, UFO sightings are up 8000% in China...
 
2002-02-06 11:03:23 PM  
heh, fighting between Norway and Sweden is like the fighting between the Northern Alliance and the Taliban.. it seems very important, until you realize the land their fighting over is worthless :)
 
2002-02-06 11:11:49 PM  
Maybe Norway is just a little leery of their Russian neighbors. I mean, why would they? Russia has a stable economy and GREAT control of their...nuclear...oh wait...maybe THATS why the Norwegians have this.

I hear the Norwegian Army (not to be outdone) has bought 10,000 septic tanks. As soon as they learn how to drive them, they are going to invade Sweden
 
2002-02-06 11:12:59 PM  
Nowhere in this article did i read anything about Norwegian Boobies...

sorry wrong thread.
 
2002-02-06 11:18:32 PM  
You know its Sweden. Those guys are always up to no good. I mean, look at the Swedish Chef. Quite clearly a spy.
 
2002-02-06 11:23:51 PM  
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Sorry ApeShaft, that was two series' ago. Sometimes they do show reruns of it in US tho.

They have started showing reruns of TNG on TNN (the Nashville Network). Kinda strange considering the time slot used to be filled with shows like "The Dukes of Hazzard". Although I must admit Daisy did have some nice boobies, there is a slight difference in the viewing audiences of these shows....
 
2002-02-06 11:31:50 PM  
look, we won't be buying any of these damn things from them. our predator plane WORKS right NOW and theirs has never even been built! it could be a long time before they get that thing flying if they even can. but more power to the, i think it is cool.
 
2002-02-06 11:47:09 PM  
Maybe the Denver PD can get a couple for airport security. I heard they've got openings.
 
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