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(Mainichi Daily News)   Japanese teens are screwing like rabbits on viagra.   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 163
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2002-02-06 07:20:59 PM  
One ticket to Tokyo, please. (I'm fifteen)
 
2002-02-06 07:21:02 PM  
dont screw rabbits on viagra
 
2002-02-06 07:21:50 PM  
but... how??
 
2002-02-06 07:23:58 PM  
"'I always wonder about my socks,' a 15-year-old girl says. 'What are you supposed to do with them? Do you take them off yourself, or what?'"

Wow... it's like a dream come true... 15-year-old girls in nothing but socks.... ::wait a minute:: Where do they come up with this stuff? I just hope that this whole article is the result of bad translation or something.
 
2002-02-06 07:24:28 PM  
shouldnt this get the "Obvious" tag?
 
2002-02-06 07:25:39 PM  
And why shouldn't they be?
 
2002-02-06 07:26:37 PM  
This article is a veritible gold mine of priceless quotes! I couldn't just pick one or two favorites, there's just way too many.

This brings to mind one of my favorite oxymorons: instant classic.
 
2002-02-06 07:26:42 PM  
72.2 percent had been to a love hotel.

wtf???
 
2002-02-06 07:26:45 PM  
I knew I should have taken that project in Japan...
DAMN!
 
2002-02-06 07:26:57 PM  
...is there another way to screw????
 
2002-02-06 07:27:36 PM  
"Just as long as he gets it into the hole," was one 16-year-old girl's response.

bahahah

Schoolgirls' impressions of their first sight of a lover's private parts were also notable.

"It's not like Daddy's," was a 14-year-old girl's opinion, while a more seasoned 19-year-old thought "it looked like Darth Vader."

Um.

Even an 18-year-old was somewhat bewildered.

"When people talked about scatology, I thought they were referring to the missionary position," she says.

What Japanese Schoolgirl doesn't get trained in scatology by age 13?
 
2002-02-06 07:28:06 PM  
Note to self.. move to Japan

"Just as long as he gets it into the hole," was one 16-year-old girl's response.

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

hehehahahaha...

aaahhhhh..

that's better
 
2002-02-06 07:28:21 PM  
Schoolgirls'? Japanese? Who the Fu<k needs viagra?
 
2002-02-06 07:28:31 PM  
Where's the boobie link that MUST go with this item ?
Teenagers pictures must be legal somewhere ?
 
2002-02-06 07:28:32 PM  
Mmmmmm...Schoolgirls steamy sex lives. >drool<
 
2002-02-06 07:29:06 PM  
Holy fark. I know where my next vacation is... Now if only I were still a teenager. Damn.
 
2002-02-06 07:29:54 PM  
Love Hotel : Places where you rent a room by the 1/2 hour. Accept only couples.
Japanese homes are small, can't do it at home.

btw, I don't think a girl that talks about anal sex lacks sexual education...
 
2002-02-06 07:30:13 PM  
 
2002-02-06 07:30:15 PM  
"Japan's sex education works on the mistaken premise that high school students couldn't possibly be having sex, so the kids are never really taught about sexual awareness," he tells Shukan Gendai. "As this book seems to indicate, schoolgirls are being starved of correct sexual awareness."

Well, I suppose I have to sacrifice myself for educational purposes, go over there, and train them myself.
 
2002-02-06 07:30:36 PM  
damn, over half of those quotes are instant classics...

its healthteen FX all over again...
 
2002-02-06 07:32:51 PM  
 
2002-02-06 07:34:02 PM  
Read some of the stories listed on the right side column of the web page. Most of them are Japanese for FARK !!!
 
2002-02-06 07:34:44 PM  
Damn Microbob, hotel "Seeds". LOL
 
2002-02-06 07:35:04 PM  
Ok, so now that I've read the article . . .
Hats off to the Japanese press, they tell it all.
America's press should be so envious.

And on the lighter side "Of those with experience, 87.7 percent had also performed fellatio"
They should strive for 100% Right?
 
2002-02-06 07:35:45 PM  
87.7 percent had also performed fellatio
YES!!!
 
2002-02-06 07:35:47 PM  
Sweet Jesus! Time to finish learning Japanese and get my ass over there...
 
2002-02-06 07:36:30 PM  
wait its teenhealth isnt it

doh
 
2002-02-06 07:37:12 PM  
Socks on. Socks off.
Socks on. Socks off.
Socks on. Socks off.

While we're talking about teens, (we were, weren't we?)don't forget to tune in to tonight's 20/20 for an interview with the Olson twins. Should be craptacular.
 
2002-02-06 07:38:09 PM  
Mmmmm . . . Japanese schoolgirls.
 
2002-02-06 07:39:27 PM  
One word... BUKAKI
 
2002-02-06 07:39:34 PM  
20/20: We even get to find out if they're "in love", at least, in the 15 year old sense.
 
2002-02-06 07:41:25 PM  
"87.7 percent had also performed fellatio"

I really need to move..
 
2002-02-06 07:41:53 PM  
Japanese love hotels are cool. Some of them have theme rooms- and trust me, you just haven't done it until you've done it in a room with a boxing ring theme.

As far as the schoolgirls go- they're out at all hours, thanks to cram school. I've seen them out as late as 2am. Prostitution is not unheard of- Japanese girls like Gucci bags, too.
 
2002-02-06 07:42:52 PM  
Perhaps they should be asked if they've performed fellatio.
 
2002-02-06 07:43:47 PM  
Note to self, stop by gucci store on way to airport......
 
2002-02-06 07:43:49 PM  
Irascible I passed up the "Cowntry & Westarn" love hotel for that one (hehe, I thought I couldn't speel because I was home skooled)
 
2002-02-06 07:45:11 PM  
PICS ????
 
2002-02-06 07:48:53 PM  
"sit on his lap, while he tells me what a good little girl I am and slowly undoes my buttons. If I've gone that far, I'd probably also ask him to do it to me anally."

(speechless)
 
2002-02-06 07:49:46 PM  
Fark pics video! DVD or better yet send em over here I hear big dicks are in short suppy in japan (HA I kill me)
 
2002-02-06 07:51:07 PM  
I think I've got enough frequent flyer miles to go to Japan. Hmmm......
 
2002-02-06 07:52:03 PM  
 
2002-02-06 07:52:39 PM  
Holy Moley! (or is that "holey"???)

'Among the ideal "first times" Shukan Gendai outlines are desire from a 14-year-old girl to "do it with my favorite teacher," and a girl just one year older who insists "he'll have to enter me from behind." More alarming is the 16-year-old girl who wants to "sit on his lap, while he tells me what a good little girl I am and slowly undoes my buttons. If I've gone that far, I'd probably also ask him to do it to me anally."'

note to self: passport, teaching certificate, Japanese course...
 
2002-02-06 07:53:38 PM  
Another reason why japan kicks ass.
 
2002-02-06 07:53:49 PM  
"Ever since then, I've never been able to look at a hot dog again," she says.

Priceless...
 
2002-02-06 07:56:08 PM  
"Wako University sexologist Kim Myung Gun..."

This cannot be real. No. Really. Oh, my delicate sensibilities...
 
2002-02-06 07:56:23 PM  
Two words people: Uh-Oh
www.uh-oh.com
 
2002-02-06 07:56:53 PM  
Love Hotels are actually an amazingly good idea. You choose a room by looking at a wall of screens that shows the available suites. You and your loved one go in and the door is locked behind you. There's extra large beds, condom dispensers, sometimes there are even sex toy dispensers, game consoles, and hot tubs. When you want to leave you pay the machine by the door, the door unlocks and you go. No uncomfortable face-to-face meetings with employees or anything.

As for the article, they sound just like American teenagers. The sex education system over here is seriously broken, more so in some areas than in others.
 
2002-02-06 07:58:11 PM  
Oh man. And we thought America had a problem with underage sex. I guess that's another title we lost to Japan. Oh well.
 
2002-02-06 07:58:58 PM  
If I don't get laid by a Japanese schoolgirl in a Love Hotel, then the terrorists have won!!!
 
2002-02-06 08:08:12 PM  
I don't know which is funnier, the articles in the sidebar, or the link to the "love hotels" site above. Love the race car bed...
 
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