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(Awwww)   Ugly ass baby elephant in Houston needs a name, help them out   (houstonzoo.org ) divider line
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2004-09-10 09:10:24 AM  
Stampy, of course.
 
2004-09-10 09:16:48 AM  
Snout.
 
2004-09-10 09:20:40 AM  
Tashayamp.

*bows to Niven and Pournelle*
 
2004-09-10 09:22:09 AM  
elephas maximus

/or bob
 
2004-09-10 09:53:31 AM  
From this day forth, this ugly-ass baby elephant shall be known as... Scooter.

I dunno, but it sounds kinda cute.
 
2004-09-10 10:46:47 AM  
Piano Keyes.
 
2004-09-10 10:53:48 AM  
Well, if people are going to be saying he's ugly, he needs a cool name to help his self-esteem. Maybe Max Power or Handsome B. Wonderful.
 
2004-09-10 10:59:27 AM  
Mr. Necklace
 
2004-09-10 11:19:52 AM  
Snuffy
 
2004-09-10 11:49:35 AM  
Petunia, Sniffles, or Bubbles.
 
2004-09-10 12:10:48 PM  
This is Houston, so I'm pretty sure a couple of people want to call her Dinner

I'm suppose to take my daughter to see to see her tomorrow. I'm dreading the crowd, but hopefully I'll get some good pictures.
 
2004-09-10 01:30:10 PM  
Gop.
 
2004-09-10 02:36:36 PM  
Fatso.
 
2004-09-10 03:27:26 PM  
Elefanny
 
2004-09-10 03:27:54 PM  
Teresa

(and it's pronounces tuh-RAY-zuh)
 
2004-09-10 03:27:55 PM  
Arkieboy

or

Ramases Niblick the 3rd
 
2004-09-10 03:27:56 PM  
The name's Moore, Michael Moore.
 
2004-09-10 03:28:07 PM  
John Holmes Jr.
 
2004-09-10 03:28:14 PM  
Stampy, with voting
 
2004-09-10 03:28:22 PM  
How about Assface?
 
2004-09-10 03:28:44 PM  
Pinky.

/Did you see those eyes... freaky?
 
2004-09-10 03:28:55 PM  
t. naphele
 
2004-09-10 03:29:40 PM  
eeewwwwwwwwww, the mother was only 13! pedophilia!
 
2004-09-10 03:29:42 PM  
I'll give myself the dunce award for misspelling "pronounced"

/preview before post, dumbass
 
2004-09-10 03:30:21 PM  
Abe Vigoda
 
2004-09-10 03:30:40 PM  
FoamingPipeSnake beat me to it. I was thinking G.O.P, probably spelled Jiopi just to make it more name-like.
 
2004-09-10 03:30:55 PM  
Ebony's Ivory
 
2004-09-10 03:30:55 PM  
How about Poopy McStinklebottom?
 
2004-09-10 03:30:57 PM  
Ashley Myfacelookslikeavagina
 
2004-09-10 03:30:58 PM  
For the love of all things wonderful erewhon enable voting for that name!
 
2004-09-10 03:31:04 PM  
go with something people know...

Dumbo
 
2004-09-10 03:31:05 PM  
Buttuglyphant
 
2004-09-10 03:31:15 PM  
Texas? Elephant? Ugly?

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Phil Gramm!!
 
2004-09-10 03:31:18 PM  
Babs
 
2004-09-10 03:31:21 PM  
Dubya
 
2004-09-10 03:31:30 PM  
Mancina
 
2004-09-10 03:31:47 PM  
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I second Stampy, the obvious choice.
 
2004-09-10 03:31:52 PM  
Pubes. Pubes the elephant.
 
2004-09-10 03:31:57 PM  
Poopy Mcstinklebottom
 
2004-09-10 03:32:02 PM  
you mean they let those ugly elephants shag? And now they have an ugly baby?

call it scowlings rage.
 
2004-09-10 03:32:19 PM  
Dicknose.
 
2004-09-10 03:32:46 PM  
War Machine
 
2004-09-10 03:32:47 PM  
Bubba
 
2004-09-10 03:33:24 PM  
Cartman
 
2004-09-10 03:33:58 PM  
Fraya D'mouse
 
2004-09-10 03:34:03 PM  
Merrick.


Think about it.
 
2004-09-10 03:34:07 PM  
What about

"icametothezootoseeelephantsandonegavebirthandinamedit".
 
2004-09-10 03:34:23 PM  
George Dubya Bush?
 
2004-09-10 03:34:27 PM  
Oprah
 
2004-09-10 03:34:58 PM  
Asswipe Johnson
 
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