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(Awwww)   Ugly ass baby elephant in Houston needs a name, help them out   (houstonzoo.org) divider line 237
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2004-09-10 04:11:45 PM
John Merrick
 
2004-09-10 04:11:58 PM
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle-burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nrnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shnedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
 
2004-09-10 04:12:51 PM
Harry Elefante
 
2004-09-10 04:13:49 PM
Tunz O'Fun
 
2004-09-10 04:14:05 PM
Stampy!
 
2004-09-10 04:15:40 PM
Jocko

/vague Mary Tyler Moore Show reference
 
2004-09-10 04:15:56 PM
Great suggestions. I unfortunately don't have one. Just wanted to comment on the headline - kind of an assy thing to say, that it is an "ugly ass elephant." I think it is a helluva lot cuter than most of the human babies I've seen lately.
 
2004-09-10 04:16:30 PM
Junk N Da Trunk
 
2004-09-10 04:18:55 PM
johnny holmes?
 
2004-09-10 04:20:30 PM
Scrotalina.

Chlamydia.

Probolina?

Dickchainie?

Spot.
 
2004-09-10 04:21:06 PM
Tendafoot
 
2004-09-10 04:23:00 PM
Cocknose! Cocknose! Cocknose!

Grows on you, doesn't it?

/once again, folks, voting's upthread, just below the Glyph that used to represent the Artist formerly know as Prince
 
2004-09-10 04:23:05 PM
TOCE
T- THATS
O- ONE
C- CUTE
E- ELEPHANT
 
2004-09-10 04:24:32 PM
Today's Fun Fact:

Elephants are the only mammals with four knees. Every other mammal has two elbows on their front "legs" -- including us humans -- but we just use our front legs as arms.
 
2004-09-10 04:25:51 PM
Your Mom
 
2004-09-10 04:26:14 PM
Tiny
 
2004-09-10 04:27:34 PM
Shinji
 
2004-09-10 04:28:13 PM
banana mudhole smiff.
 
2004-09-10 04:28:28 PM
Rush.
 
2004-09-10 04:31:38 PM
Trunkbutt
 
2004-09-10 04:33:27 PM
Hi Mod Gods,

I'm a little peeved at the post of 2004-09-10 04:03:29 PM having voting enabled, considering my non-voting entry appeared earlier at 2004-09-10 03:45:59 PM. Is petpeeves voting-enabled redundancy cool with you?

Just curious.
 
2004-09-10 04:33:52 PM
Actually, Maximus doesn't sound bad at all. Kind of cute on a baby, too.
 
2004-09-10 04:34:02 PM
Chalupa!
 
2004-09-10 04:34:25 PM
Stompy Four Knees ?

Anita Lotion ?

Mudflap?

The Colossus Poop Generator 5000 ?

Giant Mouse ?
 
2004-09-10 04:37:26 PM
Labia
 
2004-09-10 04:37:42 PM
Cowbell
 
2004-09-10 04:38:31 PM
Phallus Face
 
2004-09-10 04:38:38 PM
Labia

you know it's the best... vote for it.
 
2004-09-10 04:40:21 PM
How about Dubya?
 
2004-09-10 04:42:32 PM
Farked. Just like the link.
 
2004-09-10 04:46:17 PM
just call him brick remmington
 
nfw
2004-09-10 04:48:17 PM
Sir Poopalot
 
2004-09-10 04:50:14 PM
Hannibal.
 
2004-09-10 04:57:49 PM


How about Elefea? That thing is FUGLY.
 
2004-09-10 04:58:57 PM
Dinner
 
2004-09-10 05:02:32 PM
Johann Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
 
2004-09-10 05:04:07 PM
Sorry, halfof33.

Mods, take away voting.
 
2004-09-10 05:06:26 PM
stampy

didnt rtfa, didnt look at thread and already had stampy chosen, lo an behold stampy was the Weeners...
 
2004-09-10 05:06:37 PM
Gop.


[grand ole pachyderm]
 
2004-09-10 05:09:55 PM
Raisin
 
2004-09-10 05:10:30 PM
Elephino what they should name it.
 
2004-09-10 05:14:57 PM
Duh, that's a Farknugget if I've ever seen one.
 
2004-09-10 05:21:34 PM
tumor.
 
2004-09-10 05:23:06 PM
Zoonthis, The Amazing Flying Elephant from South America
 
2004-09-10 05:24:54 PM
Titus
 
2004-09-10 05:38:46 PM
Snorky.
 
2004-09-10 05:48:18 PM
Nardwald or with ears like that Ross Perot.
 
2004-09-10 05:50:17 PM
Cocknose, assface, phallus head... This thread reads like a guy with Tourette's.
 
2004-09-10 05:51:04 PM
Darshan
 
2004-09-10 05:54:18 PM
Humperdink
 
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