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2004-09-10 03:35:27 PM  
Wait a minute--is Fb- the father?
 
2004-09-10 03:35:34 PM  
Jocaya

(joe-kye-yah)
 
2004-09-10 03:36:34 PM  
Daivat

(dai-vat)
 
2004-09-10 03:36:45 PM  
Rasputin Duviana Mushufoe
 
2004-09-10 03:36:57 PM  
I'm sure this elepahnt with make a GRAND piano!
 
2004-09-10 03:37:00 PM  
Liberal. :) without the punctuation of course.
 
2004-09-10 03:37:08 PM  
Elle, good female name and obvious.
 
2004-09-10 03:37:09 PM  
Daivat

(dai-vat)

Now with voting enabled. Mods, kill prior post, thanks.
 
2004-09-10 03:37:27 PM  
Trumpy!
 
2004-09-10 03:37:35 PM  
Bobert.

/yeah, that's right
 
2004-09-10 03:37:35 PM  
The mother died of herpes a couple of days ago. With that in mind:

"Mr. Magoo"
 
2004-09-10 03:37:46 PM  
i vote stampy
 
2004-09-10 03:38:09 PM  
Bama

/Roll Tide!
 
2004-09-10 03:38:10 PM  
G-G-G-G G UNIT!


That's a good name.
 
2004-09-10 03:38:13 PM  
Rosie O'Donnell
 
2004-09-10 03:38:17 PM  
Bobert.

Now with voting goodness
 
2004-09-10 03:38:22 PM  
Bobby.

Now with voting enabled. Mods, kill all prior posts and give me their votes, thanks.
 
2004-09-10 03:38:31 PM  
What the crap is wrong with that thing? I looks like a tar pit just spit it up from hell.

Im going to vote for Courtney Love.
 
2004-09-10 03:38:39 PM  
ComfortEagle

Bobert.

/yeah, that's right


I used to call my friend Billiam.
 
2004-09-10 03:38:47 PM  
 
2004-09-10 03:38:50 PM  
Cocknose
 
2004-09-10 03:38:54 PM  
Dog!
 
2004-09-10 03:38:55 PM  
Diseased
 
2004-09-10 03:39:15 PM  
KathNEWWWW !!!

'scuse me
/*sniff
 
2004-09-10 03:39:19 PM  
Rosanne
 
2004-09-10 03:39:26 PM  
Elle

/Mods, please delete previous post, i did not realize there was voting.
 
2004-09-10 03:39:43 PM  
Kid Moe

/anybody?
 
2004-09-10 03:39:47 PM  
Big Pun

/used to have a 4 foot water bong named that.
 
2004-09-10 03:39:54 PM  
Fb- Jr., Esq.
 
2004-09-10 03:39:56 PM  
Blinky!
 
2004-09-10 03:40:28 PM  
With a face like that, it's gotta be


"Syphilis"

Word History: In 1530 Girolamo Fracastoro, a physician, astronomer, and poet of Verona, published a poem entitled Syphilis, sive Morbus Gallicus, translated as Syphilis, or the French Disease. In Fracastoro's poem the name of this dreaded venereal disease is an altered form of the name of the hero Syphilus, a shepherd who is supposed to have been the first victim of the disease. Where the name Syphilus itself came from is not known for certain, but it has been suggested that Fracastoro borrowed it from Ovid's Metamorphoses. In Ovid's work Sipylus (spelled Siphylus in some manuscripts) is the oldest son of Niobe, who lived not far from Mount Sipylon in Asia Minor. Fracastoro's poem about Syphilus was modeled on the story of Niobe. Fracastoro went on to use the term syphilis again in his medical treatise De Contagione, published in 1546. The word that Fracastoro used in Latin was eventually borrowed into English, being first recorded in 1718.

/admit it, the thing looks like a venereal disease in the late stages
//French reference is a just bonus
 
2004-09-10 03:40:32 PM  
Elle

and yet I forgot to click "vote". Im a moran.

/Sorry Mods, please remove 2 of my elle posts.
 
2004-09-10 03:40:55 PM  
Apple.

Or, how about Peanut?
 
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:41:21 PM  
Obviously he's started on the wacky-baccy a bit young... I say call him 'Visine'. He'll be using it a lot - he could get an endorsement deal.
 
2004-09-10 03:41:35 PM  
Zell Miller. Just need to give him a sword, and it's off to fight Chris Matthews.
 
2004-09-10 03:41:36 PM  
Effelant
 
2004-09-10 03:42:00 PM  
Kid Moe

/delete prev post plz : 0
 
2004-09-10 03:42:10 PM  
I say Ivan...Both big and will eventually destroy something.
 
2004-09-10 03:42:22 PM  
George Dumbo Bush
 
2004-09-10 03:42:23 PM  
Apple.

Or, how about Peanut?

/now with voting
 
2004-09-10 03:42:33 PM  
What about Vanessa or Alexandra

Am I the only one that see's the Kerry resemblance?

/ironic considering it's an elephant
 
2004-09-10 03:43:05 PM  
Fridge
 
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:43:23 PM  
Obviously he's started on the wacky-baccy a bit young... I say call him 'Visine'. He'll be using it a lot - he could get an endorsement deal.

[with added voting goodness. Pls. delete previous. Thx.]

Vote Pye in 2004. A vote for Pye is a vote for pi.
 
2004-09-10 03:43:24 PM  
Elephantitis
 
2004-09-10 03:43:33 PM  
I'm voting for Elle...

I don't think she's ugly; I think she's a cutie.

/checked out baby elephant slide show/
 
2004-09-10 03:43:37 PM  
dick trickle
 
2004-09-10 03:44:01 PM  
Fark, the Elephant. What more noble, honorable, sacred name could the great beast have, than Fark? I would name my next child Fark, except the bullets are out of the gun, so to speak.
 
2004-09-10 03:44:10 PM  
Killdozer
 
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:44:14 PM  
Ah screw it. Never mind.
 
2004-09-10 03:44:18 PM  
Ahem...this time with voting...MOORE, Michael Moore!

/Will look more carefully at "voting enabled" next time
 
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