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(Awwww)   Ugly ass baby elephant in Houston needs a name, help them out   ( divider line
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9391 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2004 at 3:24 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-09-10 03:35:27 PM  
Wait a minute--is Fb- the father?
2004-09-10 03:35:34 PM  

2004-09-10 03:36:34 PM  

2004-09-10 03:36:45 PM  
Rasputin Duviana Mushufoe
2004-09-10 03:36:57 PM  
I'm sure this elepahnt with make a GRAND piano!
2004-09-10 03:37:00 PM  
Liberal. :) without the punctuation of course.
2004-09-10 03:37:08 PM  
Elle, good female name and obvious.
2004-09-10 03:37:09 PM  


Now with voting enabled. Mods, kill prior post, thanks.
2004-09-10 03:37:27 PM  
2004-09-10 03:37:35 PM  

/yeah, that's right
2004-09-10 03:37:35 PM  
The mother died of herpes a couple of days ago. With that in mind:

"Mr. Magoo"
2004-09-10 03:37:46 PM  
i vote stampy
2004-09-10 03:38:09 PM  

/Roll Tide!
2004-09-10 03:38:10 PM  

That's a good name.
2004-09-10 03:38:13 PM  
Rosie O'Donnell
2004-09-10 03:38:17 PM  

Now with voting goodness
2004-09-10 03:38:22 PM  

Now with voting enabled. Mods, kill all prior posts and give me their votes, thanks.
2004-09-10 03:38:31 PM  
What the crap is wrong with that thing? I looks like a tar pit just spit it up from hell.

Im going to vote for Courtney Love.
2004-09-10 03:38:39 PM  


/yeah, that's right

I used to call my friend Billiam.
2004-09-10 03:38:47 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-09-10 03:38:50 PM  
2004-09-10 03:38:54 PM  
2004-09-10 03:38:55 PM  
2004-09-10 03:39:15 PM  
KathNEWWWW !!!

'scuse me
2004-09-10 03:39:19 PM  
2004-09-10 03:39:26 PM  

/Mods, please delete previous post, i did not realize there was voting.
2004-09-10 03:39:43 PM  
Kid Moe

2004-09-10 03:39:47 PM  
Big Pun

/used to have a 4 foot water bong named that.
2004-09-10 03:39:54 PM  
Fb- Jr., Esq.
2004-09-10 03:39:56 PM  
2004-09-10 03:40:28 PM  
With a face like that, it's gotta be


Word History: In 1530 Girolamo Fracastoro, a physician, astronomer, and poet of Verona, published a poem entitled Syphilis, sive Morbus Gallicus, translated as Syphilis, or the French Disease. In Fracastoro's poem the name of this dreaded venereal disease is an altered form of the name of the hero Syphilus, a shepherd who is supposed to have been the first victim of the disease. Where the name Syphilus itself came from is not known for certain, but it has been suggested that Fracastoro borrowed it from Ovid's Metamorphoses. In Ovid's work Sipylus (spelled Siphylus in some manuscripts) is the oldest son of Niobe, who lived not far from Mount Sipylon in Asia Minor. Fracastoro's poem about Syphilus was modeled on the story of Niobe. Fracastoro went on to use the term syphilis again in his medical treatise De Contagione, published in 1546. The word that Fracastoro used in Latin was eventually borrowed into English, being first recorded in 1718.

/admit it, the thing looks like a venereal disease in the late stages
//French reference is a just bonus
2004-09-10 03:40:32 PM  

and yet I forgot to click "vote". Im a moran.

/Sorry Mods, please remove 2 of my elle posts.
2004-09-10 03:40:55 PM  

Or, how about Peanut?
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:41:21 PM  
Obviously he's started on the wacky-baccy a bit young... I say call him 'Visine'. He'll be using it a lot - he could get an endorsement deal.
2004-09-10 03:41:35 PM  
Zell Miller. Just need to give him a sword, and it's off to fight Chris Matthews.
2004-09-10 03:41:36 PM  
2004-09-10 03:42:00 PM  
Kid Moe

/delete prev post plz : 0
2004-09-10 03:42:10 PM  
I say Ivan...Both big and will eventually destroy something.
2004-09-10 03:42:22 PM  
George Dumbo Bush
2004-09-10 03:42:23 PM  

Or, how about Peanut?

/now with voting
2004-09-10 03:42:33 PM  
What about Vanessa or Alexandra

Am I the only one that see's the Kerry resemblance?

/ironic considering it's an elephant
2004-09-10 03:43:05 PM  
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:43:23 PM  
Obviously he's started on the wacky-baccy a bit young... I say call him 'Visine'. He'll be using it a lot - he could get an endorsement deal.

[with added voting goodness. Pls. delete previous. Thx.]

Vote Pye in 2004. A vote for Pye is a vote for pi.
2004-09-10 03:43:24 PM  
2004-09-10 03:43:33 PM  
I'm voting for Elle...

I don't think she's ugly; I think she's a cutie.

/checked out baby elephant slide show/
2004-09-10 03:43:37 PM  
dick trickle
2004-09-10 03:44:01 PM  
Fark, the Elephant. What more noble, honorable, sacred name could the great beast have, than Fark? I would name my next child Fark, except the bullets are out of the gun, so to speak.
2004-09-10 03:44:10 PM  
pye [TotalFark]
2004-09-10 03:44:14 PM  
Ah screw it. Never mind.
2004-09-10 03:44:18 PM  
Ahem...this time with voting...MOORE, Michael Moore!

/Will look more carefully at "voting enabled" next time
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