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(NYPost)   Survey shows men want beer for Valentine's Day.   ( divider line
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1959 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2002 at 6:58 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-06 07:05:03 AM  
My teacher told us that Salvador Dali once ejaculated into an envelope and sent it to his parents.
2002-02-06 07:10:59 AM  
In other news, Gaul attacks Rome.
2002-02-06 07:15:08 AM  
Well now I know what to send people for V-Day... Excuse me while I go get a few envelopes!
2002-02-06 08:06:47 AM  
This is an untruthitude of great magnifisance. We mens only want get blown while watching womens tennis or college volleyball. WE ask for so little on this day of Valentinian proposels and yet are expected to give so much. Only in Amurika.
2002-02-06 08:08:08 AM  
I'll drink to Valentine's Day . . . .
2002-02-06 08:16:18 AM  
In other news, women are completely mad and irrational, but some have lovely bodies.
2002-02-06 08:24:45 AM  
Give your man beer and another thing that begins with a "B" ladies, and you can sit back and wait for the engagement ring.
2002-02-06 08:34:54 AM  
Hell Ya!
2002-02-06 08:43:46 AM  
Survey want blowjobs, 18 year olds, and a ice cold bonghit for Valentines day
2002-02-06 08:46:51 AM  
i want to fondle a Fraggle.
2002-02-06 08:59:34 AM  
I wanted beer and got the clap.
2002-02-06 09:24:46 AM  
I just want a Valentine. :P Guess I'll just buy that beer for myself...
2002-02-06 09:30:23 AM  
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Hey yo. Survey Time. Does Scott Hall want a beer? Survey says........YOU BET!
2002-02-06 09:42:59 AM  
Mmmm beer, I hope its guinness... my profile says so!
2002-02-06 09:48:07 AM  
I want a hot, passionate FARKette to make love to all night.
Any volunteers ?
2002-02-06 09:50:02 AM  
If your babe watched endless hours of football on Sunday with you, followed by Playmate Fear Factor, you might have to give a little extra this year.
2002-02-06 10:24:03 AM  
Yep, Beer and 2 Farkettes............mmmmmmmm
2002-02-06 10:50:18 AM  
Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than a blowjob
2002-02-06 10:56:18 AM  
now why isn't is that easy to buy valentines for women?

me: what do you want?
her: oh, just a little something that will be a symbol of your love.
me: so, that's jewelery, then.
her: not necessarily. as long as you've put thought into it and it is just a perfect expresion of your feelings.
me: oh.

me: flowers?
2002-02-06 11:10:19 AM  
her: die you thoughtless scumbag!!
2002-02-06 11:24:57 AM  
What I want for Valentine's Day is the Japanese Hardcore PPV from last month on DVD. Is that too much to ask?

Nothing says I love you like watching some guy power bomb another guy through a table with halogen light bulbs taped to it. Nothing says "will you be mine" like a chairshot to the face.
2002-02-06 11:25:22 AM  
This particular Farkette *loathes* Valentine's Day, and I have yet to meet the man who doesn't turn into the Poutmastah when I say "No, you don't have to do anything for Valentine's, I don't bother with it."

I'd offer Mr. Mythago a blowjob for Valentine's, but he can get those anytime. Most guys expect something *special* for holidays. *shrug*
2002-02-06 11:26:44 AM  
Last year, my boyfriend said he wanted a "hummer" so I bought him a little matchbox HumVee. What a little bastard I am.
2002-02-06 11:51:01 AM  
I'd offer Mr. Mythago a blowjob for Valentine's, but he can get those anytime. Most guys expect something *special* for holidays. *shrug*

OK...nothing says "I love you" more than a Dirty Sanchez?
2002-02-06 12:22:04 PM  
Ouroborous: *lol* either that or a donkey punch.

Darcius: that would be a better reaction than the uncomfortable silence.
2002-02-06 12:43:49 PM  
Hartfrog wants from his wife on Valentine's Day
Less Yappin...
More Lip Smackin...
2002-02-06 12:45:22 PM  
Maybe you should lead by example here, Hartfrog?
2002-02-06 01:15:58 PM  
...I thought we just wanted boobies? Was I not on this memo?
2002-02-06 02:21:49 PM  
beer, boobies, butts, buds, beer - in that order.
2002-02-06 02:58:42 PM  
So men want beer rather than chocolates or a card?!
Once again, the obvious tag proves its worth.

Sheesh. Coming tomorrow, scientists report that the sky is blue.
2002-02-06 03:43:17 PM  
beer beer beer bed bed bed
2002-02-06 07:03:16 PM  
So do Farkers.

"Survey says . . ."
2002-02-06 09:26:42 PM  
What so men want for Valentine's Day? For there to be no Valentine's Day.
2002-02-06 09:28:13 PM  
I know what I want for Valentine's Day!
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2002-02-06 10:56:54 PM  
Oh, Sburb, you lie so. My experience with men is that when you tell them "Hey, no problem--I'm not into any of that chick stuff men hate" (like talking about The Relationship, swooning over Valentine's Day, wanting to get married, expecting to have your dates paid for, blah de blah) they HATE IT. They pout and whine and bug the snot out of you.
2002-02-07 05:34:56 PM  
"I'd offer Mr. Mythago a blowjob for Valentine's, but he can get those anytime. Most guys expect something *special* for holidays. *shrug*"...

Sounds like Mythago is running for Farkette of the Year.
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