If nakedness is a crime all criminals should be naked.... or something like that.

They were tipped off by the radio commercials? Batman has nothing on these guys.

As for the lack of actual nudity during "Naked Pinata," no word yet whether state or federal regulators will be pursuing complaints of false advertising.

Well ain't that a biatch. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

If we outlaw nakedness, only out.....

/got nothing (on)

I'm so bored right now, and naked Pinata sounds like SOOOO much fun. Buy me in! *zzzzip*

damn I wish they had that here in this lame town

Is anybody else creeped out by the idea of a naked pinata?
/yes I rtfa, but I still think it's a funny phrase.

Is that NSFW poolio?

Poolio:

I can't believe I clicked on that link thinking it might be entertaining.... man, was I wrong.

The detectives' story on what happened next: Four young women - 18, 18, 19 and 20 - went on the dance floor and started getting freaky with some strip-club-style poles. Next thing anyone knew, there were more parts of young bodies showing than the law allows.

Man, it would be great to read the detectives' report on this one. Smoking Gun are you listening?

Truth, justice, and the American way!

/Not too sure what those are any more.

The "Pinata" video was a rip-off of the "pinata sanctuary" skit from John Leguizamo's short-lived 1995 variety show, "House of Buggin'".

I just hope this was another one o them civil disobedience dealies, and then the hot naked chicks will challenge this law in supreme court and it will be repealed.

Leon county must the safest place on earth. The crime thingee is solved, or else the police there wouldn't have time to pursue stuff like this. Everyone knows that boobies cause riots and civil unrest. Look what Janet's boob did to America.

Makin' their way, the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Time to use the vice squad as Pinata stand-in's

Poolio... you owe me one minute and eight seconds of my life back...

Naked Pinata?
I'd hit it!

I would hate to live in a state with laws like in this article.

Sounds like a fun evening.

Should have been Florida tag.

Florida sucks except that a) I'm from here unlike the rest of you and b) Snow sucks even worse.

You don't have to shovel heat.

im pretty much a law and order guy, i dont have "thug life" tat-ed across my stomach, but god do I hate cops - and now i have yet another reason.

dont these sorry bastards have something better to do, or is tallahasee some crime-free utopia and naked pinata is the lone scourge left to battle.

when did cops start being nothing but a source of revenue for the city, when did they stop arresting criminals and just become a fund raiser whose only purpose is too squeeze every last f-cking dime out of a law-abiding public.

I have never had a cop help me. ever. in any way. ive never had them find something that was stolen or catch someone who robbed me. they couldnt be bothered to enforce a court order when someone owed me money, but three sherif deputys sure as hell showed up at my door at 7 a.m. when i owed them 60 bucks.

i could go on and on like this, but all you really need to know is that these f-kin inbreds consider a radio ad a "tip". what other "tips " are these brave crime fighters privy too? that the three day forecast calls for rain and 50 Cent is a p.i.m.p. well, sherlock holmes would be proud

Ummm......................Pictures???

Such a sad place when the county has an ordinance instated specifically to barr strip clubs. I think "gets laid on a regular basis" should be a prerequisite for anyone working in law or law enforcement. That would sure cut down on all the bullshiat.

/used to get laid on a regular basis
//god bless celibacy

Well...that's milder than I thought--I assumed the idea has to hit the
pinata with your wang. And eat what comes out. (Of the pinata.)

My only question is if the picture of the cow suspended on the cable on the left an example of the pinatas used? I thought pinatas were paper mache, not live animals.

I liked the video.

/naked as I write this

...because the Tallahassee police have nothing more important to concern themselves with than the possibility of people being naked somewhere.

Stupid farks.

GIS for "pinata woman"



That kid looks terrified.