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(Yahoo)   German Carnival revelers warned over 'Wild Urination', regular urination apparently OK   ( divider line
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3309 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2002 at 7:34 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-04 07:36:23 PM  
do like dad, not like sis
raise the lid before u piss
2002-02-04 07:57:46 PM  
COLOGNE, Germany. there's an "eau de toilette" joke in here somewhere, I can smell it.
2002-02-04 07:57:56 PM  
Uh... gross. If you were the copper, would you really take a wet 10 Euro bill from the guy you're busting? Uh... No.
2002-02-04 07:58:45 PM  
Aww, crap! This means I'm gonna' have to cancel my yearly German Beer and Volksmarching Carnival plans...

If I can't pee while making crazy animal faces and doing a nutty dance, then it's just not WORTH it!

How about howling like a wolf? Can I pee and howl? Hmmm?

Cuz' if they'll let me pee on someones garbage cans and howl like a rabid dog, I'll go... What about 'wild poos'?
2002-02-04 07:58:46 PM  
It's just not a good party until the Germans start peeing on everything.
2002-02-04 08:02:23 PM  
yellow discipline
2002-02-04 08:02:38 PM  
I never saw anything like that in Munich
2002-02-04 08:04:48 PM  
blackom: 'Wild poos'?! Hilarious...and sick.
2002-02-04 08:04:56 PM  
My personal favorite public urination story, at least not involving that midget prostitute and her horse, takes place a dozenish years ago at a Raiders game, at the L.A. Coliseum. Something went badly awry that day with the plumbing in all the male lavatorial facilities, and the troughs (yes, ladies, real troughs, the on-site receptacle of choice to accept our liquid elimination) were overflowing. This did not stop the manly Raider fans from continuing to USE the facilities, as the liquid gold flowed freely over the trough, onto the floor, past our feet and out into the public areas. Once finished with our tasks, we then proceeded to the nearest beer booth to repeat the entire process. The circle of life.
2002-02-04 08:11:57 PM  
Most people have to be drunk to urinate in public but you've got to be totally smashed to get past the stink from those portable toilets. Try holding your breath when you're unloading a couple of pints.
2002-02-04 08:12:50 PM  
That's Drew Curtis's "Wild Urination" to you.
2002-02-04 08:12:53 PM  
Ever been stuck, and pee'd in a cup or bottle you were holding...

It's suprisingly warm.
2002-02-04 08:22:35 PM  
Canuck Guy
i pee in bottles all the time...
2002-02-04 08:24:46 PM  
pay an on-the-spot fine

Who want to pick it up?
2002-02-04 08:29:04 PM  
Tonight on E!:
Wild On... Urination
2002-02-04 08:31:03 PM other news, chinese are wild about coke.
2002-02-04 08:32:35 PM  
Poletzi: Wir haben gesagt, dass Sie keinen Peepee auf der Strasse machen konnen!

Peepeemacher: Tut mir leid! Ich musste so viel Peepee machen und Ich konnte nicht warten!

Poletzi: Das is schade um seine Geld. Geben mir jetzt 10 Euro.

Peepeemacher: Heir, aber lass mir fertigen.

Poletzi: EWWW! Es ist nass. Jetze verhafte ich dir!
2002-02-04 08:36:39 PM  
kapital: I was thinkin' more like:

"Urinations Gone Wild" now on VHS and DVD.
If you order now, you'll also get "Mardi Gras Urinations Gone Wild" and "College Co-ed Dorm Urinations Gone Wild".
2002-02-04 08:42:20 PM  
I saw Wild Urination at Ozzfest once...they rock, dude
2002-02-04 09:18:32 PM  
ha went to a beer garden in an arena once, those 3 urinals couldn't keep up with a couple of thousand beer drunks so everybody started pissing in the sinks, garbage cans, walls, floors etc, I think they got porta potties the next year, poor planning on their part cause when you gotta go you gotta go.
2002-02-04 09:22:50 PM  
-- Translation Results by SDL International --
Poletzi: we said that you knew make no Peepee on the street!

Peepeemacher: harms me! I had to make so much Peepee and be not able to wait I!

Poletzi: the is damages around its money. Give me now 10 Euro. Make me

Peepeemacher: Heir, but lass.
Poletzi: EWWW! It is wet. I arrest Jetze you!
2002-02-04 09:25:31 PM  
munged babelfish:
Poletzi: We said that you do not make Peepee on the road cockmaster!
Peepeemacher: Wrong does to me! I had to make so much Peepee and I could not wait!
Poletzi: Is harm around its cash. Give me now 10 euro.
Peepeemacher: Heir, but let me manufacture.
Poletzi: EWWW! It is wet. I arrest you now!
2002-02-04 09:41:15 PM  

Hey, I thought I trademarked that name. Is there a lawyer in the Fark?
2002-02-04 09:55:47 PM  
Once I was fired for public urination. My boss came out in the parking lot and caught me with my hands full. He freaked out and told the owners that I was pissing on his truck. This wasn't true, I was just using it as a windbreak. Nonetheless, they apparently visualized me standing on the hood writing my name on his windshield because I was fired without any chance to explain. The sad thing was the shop was all men and we all did this on occasion,but my boss was angry over me turning down his sexual advances.His name was John Winger,he lives in Altoona,WI. Unenjoyment refused to pay me. It was a sad situation. Stop the harassment of German urinators.
2002-02-04 10:47:26 PM  
Public Urination Story-

Went to see U2 at the Northrup Auditorium, think it was around 83, up in the balcony, drinking Special Exports we smuggled in, my friend can't hold it any longer, so he lets loose on the row in front of us.
No One noticed.
Not even the people he peed on.
2002-02-04 10:49:24 PM  
standing on the hood writing my name on his windshield

.... ahhh, memories. I wonder if my middle school vice-principal remembers me.

OK second 'slightly disturbing' pee story. Ever pee'd on a fire to put it out? Between dodging sparks and the acrid ammonia smell that just hangs there it is not a fun time.

You did in two minutes what would've taken us hours. If you ever want a job...
-Fire Chief, Strange Brew
2002-02-05 12:40:25 AM  
carnival sucks!
2002-02-05 02:30:50 AM  
Gawd, your fish translations are awful... here it is, roughly.

Police: We've said that you can't pee in the street.

Urinator: Sorry! I had to piss so bad I couldn't wait!

Police: That's your problem and your money. Give me 10 Euro.

Urinator: Wait, let me finish.

Police: EWWW! It's wet! Now I'm arresting you!
2002-02-05 08:15:51 AM  
Bjorky thanks for the GOOD translation. I would have included it on my Boobies but I didn't know that the translators would re-word it so badly. See, 4 years of German was good for something.
2002-02-05 08:17:50 AM  
okay the word "comment" came out came out Boobies, what was I thinking of?
2002-02-05 08:21:33 AM  
Nevermind, it was the filter not me... you can't say f irst c omment or it changes to Boobies. Das ist nicht so nett!
2002-02-05 08:24:41 AM  
Newbie alert
2002-02-05 08:27:50 AM  
2002-02-05 08:30:00 AM  
Boobies Boobies Boobies [image from too old to be available]
2002-02-05 08:30:20 AM  
Brandonhimes likes boobies
2002-02-05 08:36:27 AM  
GPSHUNTER looks at 3D boobies! [image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]
2002-02-05 09:01:16 AM  
Here's my public urination story: while standing in line for two hours to ride Disney's Tower of Terror, one of the annoying Italian kids in front of me had to pee so his dad lifts him on top of the shoulder-high wall so that he can wizz on the fake trees up there for all the world to see. He was about 6 years old. I don't understand why one of his parents couldn't have left the line to take him to a bathroom. It was gross. Culture clash.
2002-02-05 11:31:02 AM  
Yes, those crazy ass Germans are really into urine. Worse still, how about their sick-ass scat fetishes? Damn, we sure did an incomplete job back in World War II.

-he who stacks pork
2002-02-05 11:48:01 AM  
Come to San Francisco where the downtown streets reek of urine already. No need for carnivale, just lot's of "homeless" people who can do whatever they damn well please, year-in and year-out. And collect a nice check to buy drugs and booze every month. Plus collect lots of supplemental cash in the lucrative panhandling racket. Lot's of suckers in SF. Whoops, that's a double-entendre. Byeeeeee.
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