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(Some Guy)   Miss Universe forgets to take underpants off   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2004-09-01 08:49:30 PM  
I'm like, oh my God,...

This Universe needs an enema.
 
2004-09-01 09:03:55 PM  
So she mesmerizes the crowd with what could that possibly be under her dress. Very cunning perhaps.
 
2004-09-01 09:04:50 PM  
"I'm like, oh my God, in the rush of it all I left my swimmer bottoms under a $US25,000 ($35,500) gorgeous dress and I didn't even know about it.

Wish I understood what was so significant about that. Were they wet? No, don't answer that.
 
2004-09-01 09:29:34 PM  
I see paris, I see france...
 
2004-09-01 10:37:26 PM  
Did anybody else notice that she didn't seem to care the "the guys" were spending time looking up her dress?
 
2004-09-02 03:01:43 AM  
A $25,000 dress? That is absurd. My car didn't cost that much.
 
2004-09-02 06:05:48 AM  
You're supposed to go commando in a $25,000 dress? That seems a little... odd.
 
2004-09-02 06:10:16 AM  
This is news?
 
2004-09-02 06:16:44 AM  
Is this a confession that beauty pageants are a thin veil for prostitution rings?

No? Damn it.
 
2004-09-02 06:18:15 AM  
...and?
 
2004-09-02 06:21:12 AM  
Wow. That's hot. More stories about Miss Universe and her underpants, please.
 
2004-09-02 06:23:42 AM  
let me be the first to say...
this thread is worthless without pics
 
2004-09-02 06:24:15 AM  
Those silly aussies with their "stuff-ups" and their "bubble and squeak". What won't the crazy bastids do?!?

*sighs* this one gets linked and none of my submissions have. *slaps own face with rainbow trout*
 
2004-09-02 06:26:49 AM  
you've still got you're swimmer bottoms on',"

The article writer needs to go back to grade school and figure out when to use you're and when to use your.
 
2004-09-02 06:29:42 AM  
"Already I've been able to travel to different parts of the world and I wouldn't have been able to do it without the support and love of my family."

And, of course, Donald Trump's money. Can't forget that.
 
2004-09-02 06:33:08 AM  
It's farking ridiculous that a biatch, just because she's hot, can get all that for free, when there are people who, like, you know, actually NEED it for the right reasons.
 
2004-09-02 06:45:08 AM  
I volunteer to help her not forget this in the future. When it comes to getting Miss Universe's panties off, I'm your man.
 
2004-09-02 06:45:58 AM  
...and no one really cares.
 
2004-09-02 06:52:03 AM  
http://www.santabanta.com/contestants.asp?picid=714
*squints* you can see it in the 10th picture.
 
2004-09-02 07:02:22 AM  
Nobody needs a $25,000 dress.
 
2004-09-02 07:03:55 AM  
Women I'm with are always forgetting to take their undies off...

/sigh
 
2004-09-02 07:12:58 AM  
She didn't forget to take them off at my house the other night.
 
2004-09-02 07:14:39 AM  
When are all the so called 'liberated women' going to rise up against the degration and raping they endure by the crap that this music and their overinflated egos put out ?
 
2004-09-02 07:21:02 AM  
Denial
I think you just said what everyone who came into this thread was thinking.
Where are the farking pictures?

*off to GIS*
 
2004-09-02 07:41:31 AM  
[image from missuniverse.com too old to be available]
 
2004-09-02 07:51:32 AM  
Wow...Im most impressed.

I would hit it, oh yes, I would hit it good....
 
2004-09-02 07:53:43 AM  
Thanks MB!

/would hit it like a screen door in a hurricane
 
2004-09-02 07:54:22 AM  
Tag correction:
It would be amusing if she left them off. It's sad that she left them on.
 
2004-09-02 08:08:43 AM  
"Miss Universe forgets to take underpants off"

Its when she forgets to put them ON that it matters.
 
2004-09-02 08:19:18 AM  
why is the global standard of beauty white?

what happened to diversity in beauty? now we have chinese girls undergoing plastic surgery to straighten their nose and widening their eyes in order to look white. indian girls buying 'fair and lovely' skin bleaching creams. not to mention girls dyeing their hair blonde and putting in blue contact lenses.

globalization in beauty standards bought in by global satellite channels where "white is beautiful".

fark that. down with mental imperialism.
 
2004-09-02 08:25:29 AM  
Bull! Down with weak cultures who can't withstand another culture! Oh wait...that's already happening!
 
2004-09-02 08:33:40 AM  
[image from media.santabanta.com too old to be available]
 
2004-09-02 08:41:54 AM  
Any one see the article about her boyfriend who suddenly realized he is now going out with Miss Universe? Lucky guy.
 
DrJ
2004-09-02 08:44:52 AM  
[image from media.santabanta.com too old to be available]
 
2004-09-02 08:50:00 AM  
worthless without pics.

keep'em coming guys!!!
 
2004-09-02 08:58:48 AM  
The REAL Miss Universe:

[image from scifi.com too old to be available]

(But I saw it on TV!!??)
 
2004-09-02 08:59:29 AM  
Meh. What a sham of a contest. Miss Universe is the Venus Swimwear of pageants.

"Hey girls, ain't got no talent? Come on down!"
 
2004-09-02 09:04:24 AM  
I'm surprised all the air from her cranium didn't whoosh down and blow those pants right off her tasty little area.
 
2004-09-02 09:06:57 AM  
2004-09-02 08:19:18 AM geekpunk2

why is the global standard of beauty white?

what happened to diversity in beauty? now we have chinese girls undergoing plastic surgery to straighten their nose and widening their eyes in order to look white. indian girls buying 'fair and lovely' skin bleaching creams. not to mention girls dyeing their hair blonde and putting in blue contact lenses.

globalization in beauty standards bought in by global satellite channels where "white is beautiful".

fark that. down with mental imperialism.


Actually, since the early 80s, many Miss Americas and/or Miss USAs have been black. At least it seems that way to me; I don't really follow this garbage. Don't know how the rest of the world is.
 
2004-09-02 09:08:58 AM  
Look at this pic. Do I see a semi nip slip ?

http://www.santabanta.com/wallpapers/rating.asp?catid=609256
 
2004-09-02 09:18:28 AM  
A blonde?

/Whodathought?
 
2004-09-02 09:33:06 AM  
What a crazy Aussie stuff-up!
 
2004-09-02 09:40:07 AM  
I wish all of my problems were that big.
 
2004-09-02 09:50:31 AM  
"Is any of my underwears showing?"

"Yes"

"Good"
 
2004-09-02 09:53:24 AM  
[image from photodump.com too old to be available]

Damn, we missed one...
 
2004-09-02 09:58:45 AM  
slight nip slip, but I missed it 'cause I was looking at her smile. Excellent Australian export. I'm out of Vegemite too, and I can only get it in teensy bottles here. Yes, I am confused.
 
2004-09-02 10:05:54 AM  
A classic.... Miss Canada. Know the toe...
[image from cameltoe.bolt.com too old to be available]
 
2004-09-02 10:10:19 AM  
I've personally inspected every photo in excrutiating detail. I see no swimmer bottoms. In fact I see no bottoms at all, very dissapointing.
 
2004-09-02 10:37:08 AM  
ToxicAvenger

Isn't that a moose knuckle in Canada?
 
2004-09-02 10:49:36 AM  
I welcome our hot, ditzy, blonde bombshell overlords.
 
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