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(HBO)   HBO wants to make you President   ( divider line
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3425 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2002 at 6:25 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-04 06:27:20 PM  
2002-02-04 06:28:10 PM  
2002-02-04 06:29:07 PM  
HBO is really only good for The Sopranos, and I watch those on DVD.

Believe it or not, you CAN live without tv cable.
2002-02-04 06:30:30 PM  
Just like stupid survivor, you need to be an American to enter this contest...

Duffman for President! Oh yeah!
2002-02-04 06:34:38 PM  
Someone who will let HBO and all it friends do whatever they want to America.
2002-02-04 06:36:25 PM  
Just when you thought reality TV couldn't sink any lower...
2002-02-04 06:36:41 PM  
May God have mercy on our souls
2002-02-04 06:37:43 PM  
They don't want to make you president.

They want to make their ratings king.

That is all.

-Got Spider??
2002-02-04 06:37:57 PM  
Drew in 2012!
2002-02-04 06:38:59 PM  
In 2012, I'll still be five years short of the presidential requirement. Can I still enter?
2002-02-04 06:40:17 PM  
I'm Jack Johnson. I'm an an AOLocrat and I'd like your vote in the coming election. Help us beat Bill Gates and the Microsoftican party and restore political power to whom it belongs.
2002-02-04 06:40:55 PM  
I infer from the nature of the contest that one would have to be at least 25 to enter this as one needs to be 35 to become president.
2002-02-04 06:41:26 PM  
Woohoo! Finally at least one of my submissions makes it past the fark filter! :)

I'm one year too young to enter but I'm talking a friend of mine into entering!
2002-02-04 06:43:47 PM  
sigh, do they really think that whoever they get on the show will get put on the ballot..?
2002-02-04 06:46:50 PM  
Soon there will be spinoffs of this like

Temptation intern.
Survivor, capital hill edition.
Big brother, in the whitehouse.
Who wants to fellatio a president.
Fear Factor (with pretzels).
2002-02-04 06:47:49 PM  
Klofkorn: Why infer when you could just read it?

"* 2012 must be the first Presidential election in which you'd be eligible to run. Since you need to be 35 in order to run for President of the U.S., applicants must currently be between the ages of 24 and 29."
2002-02-04 06:52:04 PM  
Nader's pissed he's outside the age requirement.
2002-02-04 06:53:40 PM  
I'm voting Bill/Opus in 2012
2002-02-04 07:19:46 PM  
"We're looking for someone between the ages of 24 and 29*. Someone with a driving curiosity, passion and sense of humor. Someone who has had the thought, "If only I were President, I know what I'd do." Someone who thinks that the system may very well be broken. Someone who likes to travel, meet people and exchange ideas. Someone who would like the voice of his or her generation to be heard. "

Someone who would like to meet new and interesting people... and kill them "
2002-02-04 09:04:41 PM  
HBO can also bring in a convoy of shortbuses full of tards/half tards to play the senate and house.
2002-02-04 10:29:03 PM  
When I win, the first thing I will do is to make FARK the official website to make fun of the country of France. If France doesn't like that idea? fark 'em!

This is my first campaign promise. When I get off my lazy ass and think of others, I'll post them here.
2002-02-05 09:04:50 AM  
Soooo if this person wins would they be in debt to HBO, like some sort of "special interest"? Hmm...that would be strange, could our country function with a leader like that?
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